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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 02:53:01 PM

Title: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 02:53:01 PM: The other night I was watching Survivor Island with Bill Zane and Kelly Brook. She's like one of the hottest girls I've ever seen and she's getting married to that bald bastard IRL. It's not like he's THAT famous, so she might actually like him. I think she dated Jason Statham too, another baldy. Maybe it's just a fetish she has.

So should I shave my head?
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 02:56:50 PM: Username: Bacon

Tagline: "Has Good Taste"
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2006, 03:00:48 PM: Melissa is so hitting on you.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:02:08 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:00:48 PM
Melissa is so hitting on you.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:02:33 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:00:48 PM
Melissa is so hitting on you.
Wrong. I'm happily in love. I find Bacon's posts to be extremely vain.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:03:39 PM: Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:02:08 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck.

Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 02:53:01 PM
It's not like he's THAT famous, so she might actually like him.

No one wants to "fuck" someone with that mindset. sorry.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2006, 03:04:25 PM: Quote from: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:02:33 PM
Wrong. I'm happily in love. I find Bacon's posts to be extremely vain.

Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:05:57 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:04:25 PM
Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!
Sorry. I just get burnt on how vapid ~~everyone~~ most people come off on these videogame message boards.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:06:44 PM: Quote from: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:02:33 PM
Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:00:48 PM
Melissa is so hitting on you.
Wrong. I'm happily in love. I find Bacon's posts to be extremely vain.

Would you love him if he was bald?
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:09:38 PM: Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:06:44 PM
Would you love him if he was bald?
I don't even know who he is, and it really depends on what he's like. Finding someone "hot" is easy.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2006, 03:17:45 PM: Yeah, I mean, look at me.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:19:11 PM: I didn't know Melissa was the bastion of morality and so kind hearted.

I always figured Willco got his girl because he was packing a monster in his pants.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2006, 03:19:59 PM: NO COMMENT. ;)
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Prost on October 06, 2006, 03:30:21 PM: It's not common.. but they do exist! someone I know just loves bald men. Her boyfriend is completely fully 100% bald and she for some reason just digs that. She's a pretty well-off lady too, who literally has a requirement for how much someone needs to have for a yearly salary before she dates them. And she makes about 150% of her stated requirement.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2006, 03:33:52 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2006, 03:34:41 PM: Yeah, at least she's up front about being completely shallow!
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2006, 03:35:07 PM: Are you white?
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2006, 03:36:07 PM: YES IM WHITE
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:37:24 PM: Me too.

If I shaved my head, it wouldn't be with a bic. I'd probably use an electric razor so I could look like the Mass Effect dude.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2006, 03:39:01 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:36:07 PM
YES IM WHITE
I'm sorry.
Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:37:24 PM
Me too.
If I shaved my head, it wouldn't be with a bic. I'd probably use an electric razor so I could look like the Mass Effect dude.
That could work but get a five o'clock shadow.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Prost on October 06, 2006, 03:42:40 PM: Well I mean you can also look at her requirement in a different way. Someone with that yearly income obviously has already graduated from their college, or is very talented in what they do and did not need an education... and obviously works for a living. So they're motivated in life. I mean I don't think she really makes that money requirement for the money itself, because she makes well over it... I think she has the requirement just to sort of draw a simple line for guys she know will be motivated. She's 28 so... she's buckling down to start a family probably... I'm not positive on that, but it's my guess.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2006, 03:44:05 PM: That's kind of a load of crap. What about people who have professions that pay like shit? What, she's not going to date an elementary school teacher now?
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:45:42 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on October 06, 2006, 03:39:01 PM
Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:36:07 PM
YES IM WHITE
I'm sorry.
Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:37:24 PM
Me too.
If I shaved my head, it wouldn't be with a bic. I'd probably use an electric razor so I could look like the Mass Effect dude.
That could work but get a five o'clock shadow.

I can't really grow a five o'clock shadow.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2006, 03:47:35 PM: Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:45:42 PM
I can't really grow a five o'clock shadow.
Well how many girls are attracted to hair anyways?
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Prost on October 06, 2006, 03:47:51 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:44:05 PM
That's kind of a load of crap. What about people who have professions that pay like shit? What, she's not going to date an elementary school teacher now?
that sentence sums it up. it's a load of crap.. but "kinda"
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 04:03:30 PM: I've grown a goatee/stache lately because eventually I will start going bald, its in my family. When I do I would like something to help frame my face and add contrast, so thats really the purpose of the facial hair. Beards on balding men look weird so I went with something a little less there but still striking.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Wobedraggled on October 06, 2006, 05:34:10 PM: Bald is fuck sexy

(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1751/gwhahahahk1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 05:34:50 PM: OR SCARY!
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 07:04:23 PM: Billy Zane has more hair than Wobe.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2006, 07:27:35 PM: Quote from: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:05:57 PM
Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:04:25 PM
Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!
Sorry. I just get burnt on how vapid ~~everyone~~ most people come off on these videogame message boards.

So do I.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2006, 08:39:51 PM: I used to have the whole backstreet boy poofy hair thing going on when I was in middle school...

(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8095/mehairqz7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 06, 2006, 08:41:00 PM: taco.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2006, 08:43:28 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 06, 2006, 08:41:00 PM
taco.

:-[
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Prost on October 06, 2006, 09:00:29 PM: Quote from: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:05:57 PM
Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:04:25 PM
Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!
Sorry. I just get burnt on how vapid ~~everyone~~ most people come off on these videogame message boards.
1. lacking or having lost life, sharpness, or flavor; insipid; flat: vapid tea.

Hey now... save that crap for OA.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Polari on October 06, 2006, 09:39:21 PM: He was pretty hot in Twin Peaks. That was 15 years ago though.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Catz on October 07, 2006, 01:29:47 AM: The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH-E/253850.jpg)

(http://www.christopher-meloni.com/intro.jpg)

http://moa.fezocaonline.com/archives/meloni_oz.jpg
***oops hehe, there's some nudity in that one, watch out :o first google image that popped up though!

Oh and even though he's not really sexy per say, Patrick Stewart is waaaaaay cool.
(http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 07, 2006, 01:37:21 AM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Catz on October 07, 2006, 02:08:13 AM: Only in a starfleet uniform

(http://www.startreklives.de/crew/images/picard.gif)
:-*
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 07, 2006, 02:19:22 AM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Catz on October 07, 2006, 02:26:06 AM: : :o
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: etiolate on October 07, 2006, 02:30:15 AM: patrick stewart is way seckzi
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2006, 03:09:11 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2006, 08:39:51 PM
I used to have the whole backstreet boy poofy hair thing going on when I was in middle school...

(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8095/mehairqz7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
New pedo emoticon? I think so.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 07, 2006, 03:57:12 AM: Quote from: Catz on October 07, 2006, 01:29:47 AM
The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.
WHAT ABOUT JUDE LAW!?
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6467/jude008cg6.jpg)
:hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 07, 2006, 03:58:11 AM: :hyper

OH SHI --

I MEAN >:(
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 07, 2006, 04:00:28 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2006, 03:09:11 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2006, 08:39:51 PM
I used to have the whole backstreet boy poofy hair thing going on when I was in middle school...

(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8095/mehairqz7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
New pedo emoticon? I think so.

Noooooo

I'm 13 Years old there though! I should be the one getting touched by my super hot middle aged History teacher <3
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Bacon on October 07, 2006, 11:25:06 AM: Quote from: Catz on October 07, 2006, 01:29:47 AM
The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH-E/253850.jpg)

(http://www.christopher-meloni.com/intro.jpg)

http://moa.fezocaonline.com/archives/meloni_oz.jpg
***oops hehe, there's some nudity in that one, watch out :o first google image that popped up though!

Yeah, it was so hot watching him suck and fuck other men in Oz.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 07, 2006, 11:28:50 AM: Quote from: Bacon on October 07, 2006, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: Catz on October 07, 2006, 01:29:47 AM
The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH-E/253850.jpg)

(http://www.christopher-meloni.com/intro.jpg)

http://moa.fezocaonline.com/archives/meloni_oz.jpg
***oops hehe, there's some nudity in that one, watch out :o first google image that popped up though!

Yeah, it was so hot watching him suck and fuck other men in Oz.

:o

:link
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Bacon on October 07, 2006, 11:43:40 AM: And who could forget Korben Dallas?

:heart(http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/4013/5e008korbenstickuplm9.jpg):heart
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: LiuKangBakingAPie on October 08, 2006, 04:28:51 PM: Bald only works if you're confident, look good already, and have an aura about you. If it implies wisdom and cool demeanor, it works. If it implies being a balding ugly shit with no signs of being experienced in life, it sucks.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Christopher on October 08, 2006, 04:35:52 PM: aka brocke.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Prost on October 08, 2006, 04:38:13 PM: Quote from: CrystalGemini on October 07, 2006, 03:57:12 AM
Quote from: Catz on October 07, 2006, 01:29:47 AM
The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.
WHAT ABOUT JUDE LAW!?
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6467/jude008cg6.jpg)
:hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
he's not "hot" he's just "cute."

That's like trying to make the argument that Orlando Bloom is sexy. ;P
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Homemade Milk on October 08, 2006, 04:58:13 PM: ....lol. no.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Bacon on October 08, 2006, 04:58:37 PM: Jude Law is a scumbag.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Ecrofirt on October 08, 2006, 05:08:55 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 05:34:50 PM
OR SCARY!
very scary :(
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2766/testmy6.jpg)
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Bacon on October 08, 2006, 05:19:55 PM: Looks like a mouth full of Cheeto's.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Ecrofirt on October 08, 2006, 05:22:10 PM: Quote from: Bacon on October 08, 2006, 05:19:55 PM
Looks like a mouth full of Cheeto's.
Ew, Cheeto mouth.

What woman wants a guy with cheeto mouth? Yuck.
Title: Re: Do women really like bald men?
Post by: Wobedraggled on October 09, 2006, 08:26:23 PM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on October 08, 2006, 05:08:55 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 05:34:50 PM
OR SCARY!
very scary :(
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2766/testmy6.jpg)

Sweet avatar time :)