THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 02:53:01 PM
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The other night I was watching Survivor Island with Bill Zane and Kelly Brook. She's like one of the hottest girls I've ever seen and she's getting married to that bald bastard IRL. It's not like he's THAT famous, so she might actually like him. I think she dated Jason Statham too, another baldy. Maybe it's just a fetish she has.
So should I shave my head?
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Username: Bacon
Tagline: "Has Good Taste"
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Melissa is so hitting on you.
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Melissa is so hitting on you.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck.
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Melissa is so hitting on you.
Wrong. I'm happily in love. I find Bacon's posts to be extremely vain.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck.
It's not like he's THAT famous, so she might actually like him.
No one wants to "fuck" someone with that mindset. sorry.
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Wrong. I'm happily in love. I find Bacon's posts to be extremely vain.
Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!
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Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!
Sorry. I just get burnt on how vapid everyone most people come off on these videogame message boards.
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Melissa is so hitting on you.
Wrong. I'm happily in love. I find Bacon's posts to be extremely vain.
Would you love him if he was bald?
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Would you love him if he was bald?
I don't even know who he is, and it really depends on what he's like. Finding someone "hot" is easy.
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Yeah, I mean, look at me.
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I didn't know Melissa was the bastion of morality and so kind hearted.
I always figured Willco got his girl because he was packing a monster in his pants.
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NO COMMENT. ;)
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It's not common.. but they do exist! someone I know just loves bald men. Her boyfriend is completely fully 100% bald and she for some reason just digs that. She's a pretty well-off lady too, who literally has a requirement for how much someone needs to have for a yearly salary before she dates them. And she makes about 150% of her stated requirement.
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Yeah, at least she's up front about being completely shallow!
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Are you white?
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YES IM WHITE
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Me too.
If I shaved my head, it wouldn't be with a bic. I'd probably use an electric razor so I could look like the Mass Effect dude.
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YES IM WHITE
I'm sorry.
Me too.
If I shaved my head, it wouldn't be with a bic. I'd probably use an electric razor so I could look like the Mass Effect dude.
That could work but get a five o'clock shadow.
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Well I mean you can also look at her requirement in a different way. Someone with that yearly income obviously has already graduated from their college, or is very talented in what they do and did not need an education... and obviously works for a living. So they're motivated in life. I mean I don't think she really makes that money requirement for the money itself, because she makes well over it... I think she has the requirement just to sort of draw a simple line for guys she know will be motivated. She's 28 so... she's buckling down to start a family probably... I'm not positive on that, but it's my guess.
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That's kind of a load of crap. What about people who have professions that pay like shit? What, she's not going to date an elementary school teacher now?
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YES IM WHITE
I'm sorry.
Me too.
If I shaved my head, it wouldn't be with a bic. I'd probably use an electric razor so I could look like the Mass Effect dude.
That could work but get a five o'clock shadow.
I can't really grow a five o'clock shadow.
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I can't really grow a five o'clock shadow.
Well how many girls are attracted to hair anyways?
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That's kind of a load of crap. What about people who have professions that pay like shit? What, she's not going to date an elementary school teacher now?
that sentence sums it up. it's a load of crap.. but "kinda"
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I've grown a goatee/stache lately because eventually I will start going bald, its in my family. When I do I would like something to help frame my face and add contrast, so thats really the purpose of the facial hair. Beards on balding men look weird so I went with something a little less there but still striking.
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Bald is fuck sexy
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1751/gwhahahahk1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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OR SCARY!
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Billy Zane has more hair than Wobe.
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Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!
Sorry. I just get burnt on how vapid everyone most people come off on these videogame message boards.
So do I.
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I used to have the whole backstreet boy poofy hair thing going on when I was in middle school...
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8095/mehairqz7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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taco.
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taco.
:-[
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Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!
Sorry. I just get burnt on how vapid everyone most people come off on these videogame message boards.
1. lacking or having lost life, sharpness, or flavor; insipid; flat: vapid tea.
Hey now... save that crap for OA.
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He was pretty hot in Twin Peaks. That was 15 years ago though.
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The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH-E/253850.jpg)
(http://www.christopher-meloni.com/intro.jpg)
http://moa.fezocaonline.com/archives/meloni_oz.jpg
***oops hehe, there's some nudity in that one, watch out :o first google image that popped up though!
Oh and even though he's not really sexy per say, Patrick Stewart is waaaaaay cool.
(http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)
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Only in a starfleet uniform
(http://www.startreklives.de/crew/images/picard.gif)
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: :o
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patrick stewart is way seckzi
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I used to have the whole backstreet boy poofy hair thing going on when I was in middle school...
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8095/mehairqz7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
New pedo emoticon? I think so.
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The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.
WHAT ABOUT JUDE LAW!?
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6467/jude008cg6.jpg)
:hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
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:hyper
OH SHI --
I MEAN >:(
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I used to have the whole backstreet boy poofy hair thing going on when I was in middle school...
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8095/mehairqz7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
New pedo emoticon? I think so.
Noooooo
I'm 13 Years old there though! I should be the one getting touched by my super hot middle aged History teacher <3
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The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH-E/253850.jpg)
(http://www.christopher-meloni.com/intro.jpg)
http://moa.fezocaonline.com/archives/meloni_oz.jpg
***oops hehe, there's some nudity in that one, watch out :o first google image that popped up though!
Yeah, it was so hot watching him suck and fuck other men in Oz.
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The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH-E/253850.jpg)
(http://www.christopher-meloni.com/intro.jpg)
http://moa.fezocaonline.com/archives/meloni_oz.jpg
***oops hehe, there's some nudity in that one, watch out :o first google image that popped up though!
Yeah, it was so hot watching him suck and fuck other men in Oz.
:o
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And who could forget Korben Dallas?
:heart(http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/4013/5e008korbenstickuplm9.jpg):heart
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Bald only works if you're confident, look good already, and have an aura about you. If it implies wisdom and cool demeanor, it works. If it implies being a balding ugly shit with no signs of being experienced in life, it sucks.
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aka brocke.
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The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.
WHAT ABOUT JUDE LAW!?
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6467/jude008cg6.jpg)
:hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
he's not "hot" he's just "cute."
That's like trying to make the argument that Orlando Bloom is sexy. ;P
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....lol. no.
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Jude Law is a scumbag.
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OR SCARY!
very scary :(
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2766/testmy6.jpg)
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Looks like a mouth full of Cheeto's.
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Looks like a mouth full of Cheeto's.
Ew, Cheeto mouth.
What woman wants a guy with cheeto mouth? Yuck.
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OR SCARY!
very scary :(
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2766/testmy6.jpg)
Sweet avatar time :)