THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Black Stallion on August 01, 2006, 05:33:35 PM
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Okay, so I was talking to this other chick I want to get with I met on the Facebook. We were discussing romance and what not. Girl shit, I know...
...so then I make a simple little joke. I said
"Yeah, my last girlfriend didn't like romance at all. I remember her neighbor owned this dog that wouldn't keep barking and she hated it. She would always complain about the noise and how much it annoyed her. So one day I walked over there, and shot it right through the heart. I then decapitated it and gave it to her on a silver platter. She was revolted and ended up dumping me like an hour later... saying some bullshit about litigation"
She hasn't talked to me since. Seriously, what the fuck? Why do I keep striking out with these girls? It was obviously a joke. College starts in like 4 weeks. You think I still have a chance at digging it out?
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digging what out? The dog? I'd think its rotted away by now.
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The joke was a lil bit to long and elaborate. She probably thought it wasn't a joke. Either that, or shes creeped out at how cynical the joke was. Either way, don't joke about killing domestic animals! Unless you know the girl well and she has that type of humor.
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That was pretty immature. If she's smart, the trick is to keep being her bitch. You just don't come up with stories of how sad you were sitting there with a dog's head.
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Are you sure you didnt accidently use youre 'test to see if a girl is a guy or an insane person' instead of your 'joke'
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You met a girl on facebook? How would you go about doing that. It's more friendly-only thing to look at profiles and doesn't seem to be as open in picking up people as myspace and its ilk would be.
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Ugh, that's why I hate talking to women. Even when you cover your ground enough, most of them take offense at the stupidest things. Women and their inferior mentality, ugh.
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Just show her that picture of the rose in your mouth, and I think you're as good as laid.
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Don't worry Kenny. Instead, begin a collection of Anime Toys and create the ultimate Video Games-playingroom.
Then get a job at Best Buy.
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Don't worry Kenny. Instead, begin a collection of Anime Toys and create the ultimate Video Games-playingroom.
Then get a job at Best Buy.
Yeah, maybe I can start by buying those "Real Men's Manga" you were suggesting in that other thread, dork.
Just show her that picture of the rose in your mouth, and I think you're as good as laid.
Funny you mention that... she really likes my photoshop skills. She even joined my Fan Club ;D
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Wait, I BUY them?
Who's the one scared of pussy here?
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Oh the internet 'im manly' argument. Classic.
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Kenny's made plenty enough of his life available on the internet to know that he'd lose that argument to a girl scout. This isn't an argument at all.
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Kenny's made plenty enough of his life available on the internet to know that he'd lose that argument to a girl scout. This isn't an argument at all.
::)
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Are you implying that girl scouts have less than adequate debate skills? That's pretty sexist! Mmm, these cookies are delicious.
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YOU R BAIS WILLCO
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Hahahahahahahahaha
But no shit, I love the peanut butter/chocolate girl scout cookies. And of course, the girls in uniforms...
:-X WAIT OH FUCK STRIKE THAT LAST COMMENT!!!11
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Kenny's made plenty enough of his life available on the internet to know that he'd lose that argument to a girl scout. This isn't an argument at all.
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I gingerly concour with this rolleyes.
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Are you implying that girl scouts have less than adequate debate skills? That's pretty sexist! Mmm, these cookies are delicious.
Well, let me put it this way: WNBA
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Kenny's made plenty enough of his life available on the internet to know that he'd lose that argument to a girl scout. This isn't an argument at all.
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I gingerly concour with this rolleyes.
"Gingerly"? As in, you wear women's clothing?
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Why would you say something like that to a chick? That's not smooth.
I strike out with chicks with what I don't say, which can be worse.
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Clearly, she's a dog lover. You have to kill a kitten and mail it to her in order to prove to her that you deep down really do love dogs.
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Clearly, she's a dog lover. You have to kill a kitten and mail it to her in order to prove to her that you deep down really do love dogs.
I dunno. She sent me some message about taking me up on that tennis date we were discussing. So I think I've still got a chance. But she also discovered my website after she joined my fanclub and left a rather unsavory comment reguarding my Your Daughters Will Be Whores (http://ken-steele.blogspot.com/2006/06/your-daughters-will-be-whores.html) article.
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Tough luck, man.
Wish me luck with this girl I met on MySpace... .she seems pretty cool.
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Tough luck, man.
Wish me luck with this girl I met on MySpace... .she seems pretty cool.
Good luck. Here's to hoping she doesn't turn out to be a fattie. MySpace girls have this tendancy to post pictures of themselves while they were in HS before they discovered cigs, booze and had a kid or some bullshit like that.
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Clearly, she's a dog lover. You have to kill a kitten and mail it to her in order to prove to her that you deep down really do love dogs.
I dunno. She sent me some message about taking me up on that tennis date we were discussing. So I think I've still got a chance. But she also discovered my website after she joined my fanclub and left a rather unsavory comment reguarding my Your Daughters Will Be Whores (http://ken-steele.blogspot.com/2006/06/your-daughters-will-be-whores.html) article.
Who, this one?
megs said...
Im not a whore, so your theory is incorrect and a discusting definition of the females sex, I am disapointed
She sounds like a stupid bitch.
Edit:
I like your site.
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Look PD! Someone meeting a girl on facebook and another on myspace. I am baffled why in your desperation you have yet to try using the internet to find girls.
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Look PD! Someone meeting a girl on facebook and another on myspace. I am baffled why in your desperation you have yet to try using the internet to find girls.
I won't sink that low. MySpace is the devil Cheebs; remember that.
On a serious note...I'm just turned off by the politics of the thing. Everyone I know is on there, and it pains me to see how stupid most people's profiles are. I know there are some hot babes on MySpace; I've seen some great things XD. But I won't make one anytime soon.
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Look PD! Someone meeting a girl on facebook and another on myspace. I am baffled why in your desperation you have yet to try using the internet to find girls.
I won't sink that low. MySpace is the devil Cheebs; remember that.
On a serious note...I'm just turned off by the politics of the thing. Everyone I know is on there, and it pains me to see how stupid most people's profiles are. I know there are some hot babes on MySpace; I've seen some great things XD. But I won't make one anytime soon.
Sink that low? What? Dude, it's 2006... there are many different avenues of meeting people. Online is great for people like you that lack the confidence to approach a good looking broad in real life.
I will agree... MySpace is pretty bad. Did I mention people using old HS glamour shots for their profile? But Facebook is way better. People usually have a multitude of candid photos on their Facebook so you can often see them at their worst. Also, you can see who their friends are and how they like to have fun. Don't knock the Internet. It's the future, bruh.
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Dude you don't even have to use myspace. There is 5 trillion websites that are focused on dating. Like he just said it's 2006. Internet dating is no longer seen as "low". It's perfectly normal. Just as Willco. ;)
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Haha, I still don't know what to say when people ask me how we met, though. When the two of us were in San Diego the other month, family relatives were like, "How did you meet?"
I'm like, "Uh, in a BOATING ACCIDENT. Her ex-fiance was killed by a shark and sank her boat, with a swarm of hungry great whites circling her. It was all but certain death and peril. That's when I conicidentally was doing my weekly performing arts parasailing routine and saw her. I swooped in, punched one of the sharks in the nose and saved her. I managed to swim both her and myself to shore with my own strength."
"... psyche it was gaf lol."
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OMG WILLCO'S DATING SOMEONE FROM gaf????? ARE YOU KIDDING?!
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS BEFORE! :o :o :o
SPIN SPIN SPIN!!!!
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Where the fuck have you been, Shake?
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Haha, I still don't know what to say when people ask me how we met, though. When the two of us were in San Diego the other month, family relatives were like, "How did you meet?"
I'm like, "Uh, in a BOATING ACCIDENT. Her ex-fiance was killed by a shark and sank her boat, with a swarm of hungry great whites circling her. It was all but certain death and peril. That's when I conicidentally was doing my weekly performing arts parasailing routine and saw her. I swooped in, punched one of the sharks in the nose and saved her. I managed to swim both her and myself to shore with my own strength."
"... psyche it was gaf lol."
:lol
Yes, that would be strange. Especially if the person knew what GAF was.
"Um yeah we met on GAF..."
"You better not do FHUTA to my daughter bastard!"
"Yes...sir"
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Where the fuck have you been, Shake?
At my comics shop, because I'm a huge nerd :-[
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Update: She's still down with The Black Don Flamenco... it's all good.
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Update: She's still down with The Black Don Flamenco... it's all good.
PICS
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I will if everything goes well. I don't want a face for you guys to associate with my failure.
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I will if everything goes well. I don't want a face for you guys to associate with my failure.
Hahaha, I feel you.
Well you can at least post pics of your previous accomplishments.
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I will if everything goes well. I don't want a face for you guys to associate with my failure.
Hahaha, I feel you.
Well you can at least post pics of your previous accomplishments.
Accomplishments? More like a series of very, VERY akward failures. :-\ I think the most success I had was when I made out with this stoner chick from Frankenmouth. We both just got done with our Forensics speaches. She had a really big nose. I dug that... a lot.
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You showed me this white gilrl once who was pretty good looking. Not great. She had nice boobs
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You showed me this white gilrl once who was pretty good looking. Not great. She had nice boobs
A series of unfortunate mishaps prevented that from going anywhere. Which is awful because she was great. The other MySpace chicks I went with this summer turned out to be fatties. They hid it so well in their profiles too >:(
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You showed me this white gilrl once who was pretty good looking. Not great. She had nice boobs
A series of unfortunate mishaps prevented that from going anywhere. Which is awful because she was great. The other MySpace chicks I went with this summer turned out to be fatties. They hid it so well in their profiles too >:(
God dammit :lol
So they were fatasses and tricked you into thinking they looked like they did 5 years ago? Lol. What did you say when you saw them irl lol?
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You showed me this white gilrl once who was pretty good looking. Not great. She had nice boobs
A series of unfortunate mishaps prevented that from going anywhere. Which is awful because she was great. The other MySpace chicks I went with this summer turned out to be fatties. They hid it so well in their profiles too >:(
God dammit :lol
So they were fatasses and tricked you into thinking they looked like they did 5 years ago? Lol. What did you say when you saw them irl lol?
I was cordial. I still tried to fuck them both:
(http://opa-ages.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10061/brownbag.jpg)
Except it didn't turn out nearly as awesome as it did in the show.
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Well what about pics of them then?
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PD you spooking me out with your constant begging of pictures of girls he has been with. ;)
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Do you have pics of your women too?
I just want to see what Stallion's bagging. It should give me a hint of what I'm capible of tapping.
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Do you have pics of your women too?
I just want to see what Stallion's bagging. It should give me a hint of what I'm capible of tapping.
I would start with people "below" you PD to build confidence. At your level I wouldn't be trying to reach your potential in "tapping". ;)
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Do you have pics of your women too?
I just want to see what Stallion's bagging. It should give me a hint of what I'm capible of tapping.
I would start with people "below" you PD to build confidence. At your level I wouldn't be trying to reach your potential in "tapping". ;)
Good point.
As I've said before, you shouldn't shoot for the hot girl. You shoot for the hot girl's friend. She's usually somewhat thick, but not fat. Big tits. Nice nails. Hair did. And she takes it in the ass.
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;D
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Do you have pics of your women too?
I just want to see what Stallion's bagging. It should give me a hint of what I'm capible of tapping.
I would start with people "below" you PD to build confidence. At your level I wouldn't be trying to reach your potential in "tapping". ;)
Good point.
As I've said before, you shouldn't shoot for the hot girl. You shoot for the hot girl's friend. She's usually somewhat thick, but not fat. Big tits. Nice nails. Hair did. And she takes it in the ass.
Or she's dog ugly but has a "great personality" fuck that noise. All the hot girl's friends here usually have really bad teeth and are dog ugly. I'm always sure to give them the stink-eye. Making sure that they know where they stand.
There's also a lot of fat white chicks out here thinking they're God's gift to a strong black man such as myself. Whenever they give me "the look" I make sure to shake my head. If they STILL don't get the picture, I spit in their direction. No joke dude, 100% serious. That shit enrages me.
Also, Phoenix, we're in two different environments totally. Truth be told I'd rather be where you're at now. The eastern part of the state has better looking girls per-capita. The girls out here are lame lame lame.
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Or she's dog ugly but has a "great personality" fuck that noise. All the hot girl's friends here usually have really bad teeth and are dog ugly. I'm always sure to give them the stink-eye. Making sure that they know where they stand.
There's also a lot of fat white chicks out here thinking they're God's gift to a strong black man such as myself. Whenever they give me "the look" I make sure to shake my head. If they STILL don't get the picture, I spit in their direction. No joke dude, 100% serious. That shit enrages me.
Man, I keep on striking out when it comes to these girls...
HMMMMM??
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Black Stallion, have you tried a bookstore?
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Black Stallion, have you tried a bookstore?
Real men don't read! ;)
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Black Stallion, have you tried a bookstore?
Real men don't read! ;)
Then why are you on an internet forum?
JOKE CHARACTER REVEALED
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Black Stallion, have you tried a bookstore?
Real men don't read! ;)
Then why are you on an internet forum?
JOKE CHARACTER REVEALED
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I'm not a real man. I'm a fucking beverage :'(
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Yes.... cry..... yes, yes, that's exactly what I want... the final ingredient to my fountian of life elixir!
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YOU'RE NOT AS NICE AS YOUR CLEVER AVATAR SUGGESTS! :'(
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YOU'RE NOT AS NICE AS YOUR CLEVER AVATAR SUGGESTS! :'(
But you are as sad as yours led me to believe. We're best friends.
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YOU'RE NOT AS NICE AS YOUR CLEVER AVATAR SUGGESTS! :'(
But you are as sad as yours led me to believe. We're best friends.
THIS IS MY EMO MYSPACE SHOT, SO WHAT?! <3 and kisses.
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Haha, I still don't know what to say when people ask me how we met, though. When the two of us were in San Diego the other month, family relatives were like, "How did you meet?"
I'm like, "Uh, in a BOATING ACCIDENT. Her ex-fiance was killed by a shark and sank her boat, with a swarm of hungry great whites circling her. It was all but certain death and peril. That's when I conicidentally was doing my weekly performing arts parasailing routine and saw her. I swooped in, punched one of the sharks in the nose and saved her. I managed to swim both her and myself to shore with my own strength."
"... psyche it was gaf lol."
o_O
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Black Stallion, have you tried a bookstore?
During the Quiz Bowl state finals in MSU I was posted at the Barnes and Noble and met some really cool chicks. I really hope to go to State next year. The girls at my new job seem pretty cool with me, though. But they seem taken aback when they find out how young I am though :-\