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Title: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 06, 2006, 11:43:13 PM
Evilbore, what are your own personal life goals... you know, the kind where, once completed, you could die happy? I'll go first:

1. Directing the Watchmen film adaptation

2. A twelve-hour steamy session with Jessica Alba :heart :heartbeat

3. Getting Pheonix Dark laid.


Your turn.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Vizzys on October 06, 2006, 11:45:45 PM
I don't have any, maybe thats my problem.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2006, 11:46:06 PM
I don't have any, maybe thats my problem.
^^^
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 06, 2006, 11:46:33 PM
lolz you should just kill yourselves now
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2006, 11:47:07 PM
fuck goals. I have my JIM BEAM and my KRAFTWERK.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2006, 11:47:31 PM
lolz you should just kill yourselves now
That should be my life goal.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 06, 2006, 11:48:09 PM
fuck goals. I have my JIM BEAM and my KRAFTWERK.

lolz you should just kill yourself now

lolz you should just kill yourself now

lolz you should just kill yourself now

 ;)
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2006, 11:49:26 PM
okay, I have a goal now: to fuck you in your urethra with a steel-wool q-tip.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 06, 2006, 11:50:25 PM
okay, I have a goal now: to fuck you in your urethra with a steel-wool q-tip.

<Castellan> am nintenho and PhoenixDark like to DOCK
<TheDarkShake> :p
<Castellan> I'll dock with you :-*
<TheDarkShake> :-*
*** TheDarkShake is now known as TheDockedShake
<Castellan> haha
<TheDockedShake> :-*
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Boogie on October 07, 2006, 12:30:45 AM
become a husband and father.

You can see where I might be having trouble with this.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2006, 12:31:46 AM
become a husband and father.

You can see where I might be having trouble with this.
BABY STEPS LOLZ
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Boogie on October 07, 2006, 12:35:47 AM
become a husband and father.

You can see where I might be having trouble with this.
BABY STEPS LOLZ

workin' on it, lolz
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2006, 12:43:24 AM
I've noticed that my posts on this forum are exponentially more distinguished mentally-challenged than the ones over at GAF.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 07, 2006, 12:48:52 AM
conversely, gaf is exponentially more distinguished mentally-challenged than this forum

THERE IS BALANCE IN THE FORCE
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2006, 12:56:43 AM
conversely, gaf is exponentially more distinguished mentally-challenged than this forum

THERE IS BALANCE IN THE FORCE
I AM THE CHOSEN ONE

I WILL RESTORE THE BALANCE
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Vizzys on October 07, 2006, 01:00:30 AM
conversely, gaf is exponentially more distinguished mentally-challenged than this forum

THERE IS BALANCE IN THE FORCE
I AM THE CHOSEN ONE

I WILL RESTORE THE BALANCE

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:KLtjXhPTzOWX0M:http://www.dvdtown.com/media/screenshots/small/10430.jpg)
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: etiolate on October 07, 2006, 01:55:42 AM
(http://www.oentertainment.com/InsaneO/KungPow/kungpow_02.jpg)
ooooooooweeeeoooooooowwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeooooweeeowweeee
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Catz on October 07, 2006, 02:03:54 AM
become a husband and father.

You can see where I might be having trouble with this.

Nice goals :)

I want similar. That and to retire early and sit back and play MMOs in my old age with Prost  :D
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Fatghost28 on October 07, 2006, 02:08:18 AM
Finish my CFA, do my Master's degree, buy a second house, move to China for a bit, retire by 2015, go back to school and start a new degree in the sciences, then go to med school, write a novel or two.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: brawndolicious on October 07, 2006, 03:13:26 AM
What's a dock?
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 07, 2006, 03:52:18 AM
Wow, I guess I'm not the only one!  :)

I want to have a family - to be a good mother and wife.  True love.  It sounds so simple, yet it may be one of the hardest things to achieve.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 07, 2006, 03:53:27 AM
What's a dock?

Ask your mother when you get older.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: etiolate on October 07, 2006, 04:23:48 AM
Shake knows all about docking parties.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 07, 2006, 04:27:23 AM
 :-*
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: brawndolicious on October 07, 2006, 04:32:54 AM
I'll bring Phoenix, and we can take turns watching you host.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 07, 2006, 04:39:12 AM
Wow, I guess I'm not the only one!  :)

I want to have a family - to be a good mother and wife.  True love.  It sounds so simple, yet it may be one of the hardest things to achieve.

I think Willco's ears just perked up and hes starting to sweat profusely.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on October 07, 2006, 07:55:47 AM
I want to learn how to play guitar. And stuff that makes me look like a good person too,
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: morphix on October 07, 2006, 02:25:27 PM
get down to 190lbs

get a nice motorcycle

buy a house like the one Jack O'Neill had on Stargate SG1

find a girl who will do sexy cosplay for me  :-[
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Bacon on October 07, 2006, 02:30:00 PM
Get done with school and find a good paying job.

Fall in love.

That's about it. I don't really desire to get married or have kids, at least not for awhile. I just want to be happy and not have homework and shit to do every night.  :gloomy
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 07, 2006, 02:31:48 PM
Get done with school and find a good paying job.

Fall in love.

That's about it. I don't really desire to get married or have kids, at least not for awhile. I just want to be happy and not have homework and shit to do every night.  :gloomy

Add these to my list as well.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Bacon on October 07, 2006, 02:36:15 PM
Get your own list shithead.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 07, 2006, 02:39:05 PM
Check the OP, shithead. ;)
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Boogie on October 07, 2006, 03:21:43 PM
Become an actor.

ah, but the thing about being an actor/writer/artist, etc, is that you don't have to be successful to be one.

So you could say that you are an actor already.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Christopher on October 07, 2006, 03:40:56 PM
1.) Married

2.) Huge house

3.) Kids

4.) Make good money.

I'm simplistic.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2006, 04:29:17 PM
Evilbore, what are your own personal life goals... you know, the kind where, once completed, you could die happy? I'll go first:

1. Directing the Watchmen film adaptation

2. A twelve-hour steamy session with Jessica Alba :heart :heartbeat

3. Getting Pheonix Dark laid.


Your turn.
:-*

Hmm, let me see.

1. Finish school

2. Get a good paying job in business or law

3. Get a blowjob


Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Prost on October 07, 2006, 04:34:32 PM
To have kids, and become an engineer.

Then raise them well, teaching them good morals.

Save up a large amoutn of money, retire early, play MMOs with Denise in my old age.  Then hopefully grandkids... then spoil the hell out of them....  and have a house large enough to house the whole family for every holiday till it's all over ;)
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Vizzys on October 07, 2006, 04:35:55 PM
To have kids, and become an engineer.

Then raise them well, teaching them good morals.

Save up a large amoutn of money, retire early, play MMOs with Denise in my old age.  Then hopefully grandkids... then spoil the hell out of them....  and have a house large enough to house the whole family for every holiday till it's all over ;)

YOU BROKE THE 4TH WALL. NEVER BREAK THE FOURTH WALL.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Prost on October 07, 2006, 04:50:55 PM
To have kids, and become an engineer.

Then raise them well, teaching them good morals.

Save up a large amoutn of money, retire early, play MMOs with Denise in my old age.  Then hopefully grandkids... then spoil the hell out of them....  and have a house large enough to house the whole family for every holiday till it's all over ;)

YOU BROKE THE 4TH WALL. NEVER BREAK THE FOURTH WALL.
k you got me, what are you talking about
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2006, 04:52:13 PM
To have kids, and become an engineer.

Then raise them well, teaching them good morals.

Save up a large amoutn of money, retire early, play MMOs with Denise in my old age.  Then hopefully grandkids... then spoil the hell out of them....  and have a house large enough to house the whole family for every holiday till it's all over ;)

YOU BROKE THE 4TH WALL. NEVER BREAK THE FOURTH WALL.
k you got me, what are you talking about
OMG NOW I KNOW CATZ REAL NAME
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 07, 2006, 07:48:30 PM
HAAAAAAY DENISE. :-*
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: cloudwalking on October 07, 2006, 08:40:15 PM
Hmm... relationship-wise, I want to get married someday. I don't want kids... at least not anytime in the forseeable future. I was talking to a woman at work the other day who was only just having her first child at age 40, and I thought that is a good way to go about it. :P

Career-wise, I'd like to work with animals. I couldn't care less how much money I'd make because I know I'd love that sort of job. I'd like to get involved in zoology (ethology or cetology most of all)... I don't think veterinary medicine is for me. I'm not sure how I'll go about it just yet, I might end up back in school when I am back in the US, who knows.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Boogie on October 07, 2006, 08:45:58 PM
Hmm... relationship-wise, I want to get married someday. I don't want kids... at least not anytime in the forseeable future. I was talking to a woman at work the other day who was only just having her first child at age 40, and I thought that is a good way to go about it. :P


umm, not health-wise it isn't :P
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Fatghost28 on October 07, 2006, 09:46:05 PM
I dunno Boogie, if every woman delayed having a child as long as possible, humans may end up a longer lived species with better health.

It certainly worked to improve longevity in fruit flies.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 07, 2006, 10:07:15 PM
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Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 07, 2006, 10:08:08 PM
I just want a few small things

Loose the weight

Find love, marriage, happiness, children

Go back to school and study philosophy, buisness, or science

and live happily out of this rock i've been un for what feels all my life.

Money doesnt mean much when you cant make your goals in life happen with it.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2006, 11:00:03 PM
I dunno Boogie, if every woman delayed having a child as long as possible, humans may end up a longer lived species with better health.

It certainly worked to improve longevity in fruit flies.
Yeah, because we're similar to fruit flies.

Quote
The odds of living to 100 and beyond double when a person is born to a woman under 25 years of age, compared to those people born to older mothers, according to one of the most rigorous studies on the subject yet conducted.
http://health.yahoo.com/news/146783 (http://health.yahoo.com/news/146783)

Down Syndrome Frequency
Quote
    * Women under age 23—1 in 2,000 births
    * Women at age 30—1 in 1,300 births
    * Women at age 35—1 in 400 births
    * Women at age 40—1 in 90 births
    * Women at age 45—1 in 32 births
    * Women at age 50—1 in 8 births
http://www.askdrsears.com/html/10/T107400.asp (http://www.askdrsears.com/html/10/T107400.asp)


I wouldn't want to be cloud's kid.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Boogie on October 07, 2006, 11:44:41 PM
I knew I could count on malek to pull out the stats  ;)
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: cloudwalking on October 07, 2006, 11:45:57 PM
Okay, I'll just adopt :D
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 08, 2006, 12:35:31 AM
Too bad that in most cases working with animals = no dough to roll in :-\
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: cloudwalking on October 08, 2006, 12:51:36 AM
Too bad that in most cases working with animals = no dough to roll in :-\

Yeah, no kidding. Median yearly income for a veterinarian is like $55k. That's really low, for someone who is basically a doctor.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 08, 2006, 12:52:48 AM
Then again, think of all the helpless lives you'll be saving!






































lolz cheese :P
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Polari on October 08, 2006, 04:50:58 AM
I want an island. I'd sail out on a small yacht, spend summer and autumn there, fishing, reading and collecting coconuts then for winter and spring return to the city.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: APF on October 08, 2006, 01:15:23 PM
My main career goal is to be the director of my own design firm. I'm also interested in producing political/pretentious minigames, more as a lark than anything else, but potentially in conjunction with activist groups or actual political campaigns.

Relationship-wise I'm not really interested in raising a family, but like most people I don't want to be lonely the rest of my life, nor do I want to wake up one day to an emotional crisis over what my priorities were.
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 08, 2006, 01:42:29 PM
(http://borat.es/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/familiaborat.jpg)
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 08, 2006, 01:43:22 PM
Is the wife of Bilak. I don't know her name.





What? ???
Title: Re: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 08, 2006, 01:53:49 PM
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