THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 12, 2007, 04:38:15 AM
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I am reading the My Year of Flops write-up of it, and the movie sounds like a fascinating trainwreck:
Beyond trying to out-camp Batman & Robin, Catwoman boasts exactly two ideas. Firstly, its title character is super-duper-extra-sexy. Secondly, she behaves exactly like a cat. When wise, mysterious crazy cat lady/exposition specialist Frances Conroy tosses a ball of catnip at her, for example, she instinctively snatches and rubs it against her face in a queasy erotic frenzy. At a nightclub she orders a “White Russian. Hold the ice. Hold the Vodka. Hold the Kahlua.” She greedily devours tin after tin of tuna and slurps down sushi rapaciously. I haven’t checked out the deleted scenes, but it’s possible they contain sequences involving litter-box usage and a ten-minute scene where Berry sexily plays with a ball of yarn.
I must see this.
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Trust me, you don't want to.
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Wow, from that description, it's worse than I ever could have dreamed.
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One of the ten worst films of all time, I'd bet. The explanation for the villain's "superpowers" is just HILARIOUS.
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Beyond trying to out-camp Batman & Robin, Catwoman boasts exactly two ideas. Firstly, its title character is super-duper-extra-sexy. Secondly, she behaves exactly like a cat. When wise, mysterious crazy cat lady/exposition specialist Frances Conroy tosses a ball of catnip at her, for example, she instinctively snatches and rubs it against her face in a queasy erotic frenzy. At a nightclub she orders a “White Russian. Hold the ice. Hold the Vodka. Hold the Kahlua.” She greedily devours tin after tin of tuna and slurps down sushi rapaciously. I haven’t checked out the deleted scenes, but it’s possible they contain sequences involving litter-box usage and a ten-minute scene where Berry sexily plays with a ball of yarn.
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holly shit, this sounds HILARIOUS
Someone needs to upload it QUICK so we can do an evilbore movie-a-thon like we did 90210!
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I've seen it, and yeah, that description is fitting. At times it's hilarious, but you'll need to choose your motivational drug wisely if you wish to sit through the entire thing.
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And even The Wicker Man remake is satisfied by a series of clips on Youtube.
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My mom loved it, but then again she gave Van Helsing a 9.5/10. It saddens me that someone can have such good taste (she loves Citizen Kane, Clockwork Orange, Alien) and such horrible taste (she also loves Batman and Robin, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Jersey Girl)
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My mom loved it, but then again she gave Van Helsing a 9.5/10. It saddens me that someone can have such good taste (she loves Citizen Kane, Clockwork Orange, Alien) and such horrible taste (she also loves Batman and Robin, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Jersey Girl)
Wow, I hate your mom now. I don't think I can process a good feeling toward anyone who gives THAT movie THAT high of a score.
Van Helsing was ass vomit on film.
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I love House of the Dead, and its probably a 2.0
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there is nothing wrong with enjoying bad films as long as you can still be conscious of it's shortfalls.
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Did your mom actually give the film a 9.5, or are you just extrapolating that from a conversation you had with her?
She LOVES monster movies, so a movie that features every monster known to man would easily blow her mind. Sadly, that film was Van Helsing instead of say, Jesus Camp
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No way she said "Nine point five" in real life. You don't talk to people in real life and they ask how a movie was and you answer in the .5 scale. :lol
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No way she said "Nine point five" in real life. You don't talk to people in real life and they ask how a movie was and you answer in the .5 scale. :lol
We give out 9.5s all the time :lol
Now go watch THE PAPER CHASE like I told you. It's a 9.5
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what the fuck? You rate movies in real life on a scale? What are you guys, Roger Ebert? :lol
If someone asked if a movie was good and I went "Hmm...about a 8.5" instead of saying "yeah, it's pretty good" I'd get a strange look.
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Well my mom usually asks "what would you rate that movie?" so it's a natural response.
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Odd. I have never heard a single person "rate" a movie in a real life setting ever.
She really uses .5's though? :lol
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People always rate movies in my class lol. "Damn you ain't seen Fast and the Furious? All man that's a 10 outta 10 son" :-\
Some of my mom's 10s from memory..
-Color Purple
-Alien
-Saving Private Ryan
-From Dusk Till Dawn (lol!)
-Clockwork Orange
-Terminator 1/2
-Citizen Kane
-It's a Wonderful Life
-THE BAD SEED
-Rear Window :)
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Calling something a 10/10 is a lot different than using a .5. :lol
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Calling something a 10/10 is a lot different than using a .5. :lol
She gave Sleepers a 9.5 and I gave it a 9
My recent 9.5s:
The Departed
Children of Men
The Prestige
The Fountain
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Using .5 on a message board makes sense though! It's a easy way to list stuff. I am talking about general conversation in real life.
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Using .5 on a message board makes sense though! It's a easy way to list stuff. I am talking about general conversation in real life.
Well usually I'll say "9 and a half" in real life conversation. But I have said "9 point 5" before lolz
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Freak. Now go watch Nixon & JFK.
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Catwoman is awesome. I saw the movie on a plane trip to india. The one-liners are hilarious.