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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 12, 2007, 04:38:15 AM

Title: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: TVC15 on October 12, 2007, 04:38:15 AM
I am reading the My Year of Flops write-up of it, and the movie sounds like a fascinating trainwreck:

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Beyond trying to out-camp Batman & Robin, Catwoman boasts exactly two ideas. Firstly, its title character is super-duper-extra-sexy. Secondly, she behaves exactly like a cat. When wise, mysterious crazy cat lady/exposition specialist Frances Conroy tosses a ball of catnip at her, for example, she instinctively snatches and rubs it against her face in a queasy erotic frenzy. At a nightclub she orders a “White Russian. Hold the ice. Hold the Vodka. Hold the Kahlua.” She greedily devours tin after tin of tuna and slurps down sushi rapaciously. I haven’t checked out the deleted scenes, but it’s possible they contain sequences involving litter-box usage and a ten-minute scene where Berry sexily plays with a ball of yarn.

I must see this.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Ichirou on October 12, 2007, 05:47:36 AM
Trust me, you don't want to.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Bloodwake on October 12, 2007, 09:12:48 AM
Wow, from that description, it's worse than I ever could have dreamed.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Cyanista on October 12, 2007, 01:02:18 PM
One of the ten worst films of all time, I'd bet. The explanation for the villain's "superpowers" is just HILARIOUS.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Himu on October 12, 2007, 01:04:58 PM
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Beyond trying to out-camp Batman & Robin, Catwoman boasts exactly two ideas. Firstly, its title character is super-duper-extra-sexy. Secondly, she behaves exactly like a cat. When wise, mysterious crazy cat lady/exposition specialist Frances Conroy tosses a ball of catnip at her, for example, she instinctively snatches and rubs it against her face in a queasy erotic frenzy. At a nightclub she orders a “White Russian. Hold the ice. Hold the Vodka. Hold the Kahlua.” She greedily devours tin after tin of tuna and slurps down sushi rapaciously. I haven’t checked out the deleted scenes, but it’s possible they contain sequences involving litter-box usage and a ten-minute scene where Berry sexily plays with a ball of yarn.

 :lol :lol :lol

holly shit, this sounds HILARIOUS

Someone needs to upload it QUICK so we can do an evilbore movie-a-thon like we did 90210!
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Robo on October 12, 2007, 01:28:58 PM
I've seen it, and yeah, that description is fitting.  At times it's hilarious, but you'll need to choose your motivational drug wisely if you wish to sit through the entire thing.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Robo on October 12, 2007, 02:33:12 PM
And even The Wicker Man remake is satisfied by a series of clips on Youtube.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2007, 03:26:49 PM
My mom loved it, but then again she gave Van Helsing a 9.5/10. It saddens me that someone can have such good taste (she loves Citizen Kane, Clockwork Orange, Alien) and such horrible taste (she also loves Batman and Robin, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Jersey Girl)
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Bloodwake on October 12, 2007, 04:04:34 PM
My mom loved it, but then again she gave Van Helsing a 9.5/10. It saddens me that someone can have such good taste (she loves Citizen Kane, Clockwork Orange, Alien) and such horrible taste (she also loves Batman and Robin, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Jersey Girl)

Wow, I hate your mom now. I don't think I can process a good feeling toward anyone who gives THAT movie THAT high of a score.

Van Helsing was ass vomit on film.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 12, 2007, 04:10:31 PM
I love House of the Dead, and its probably a 2.0
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Mupepe on October 12, 2007, 04:48:30 PM
there is nothing wrong with enjoying bad films as long as you can still be conscious of it's shortfalls.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2007, 05:43:35 PM
Did your mom actually give the film a 9.5, or are you just extrapolating that from a conversation you had with her?

She LOVES monster movies, so a movie that features every monster known to man would easily blow her mind. Sadly, that film was Van Helsing instead of say, Jesus Camp
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Gay Boy on October 12, 2007, 05:54:41 PM
No way she said "Nine point five" in real life. You don't talk to people in real life and they ask how a movie was and you answer in the .5 scale.  :lol
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2007, 06:21:53 PM
No way she said "Nine point five" in real life. You don't talk to people in real life and they ask how a movie was and you answer in the .5 scale.  :lol

We give out 9.5s all the time  :lol

Now go watch THE PAPER CHASE like I told you. It's a 9.5
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Gay Boy on October 12, 2007, 08:22:19 PM
what the fuck? You rate movies in real life on a scale? What are you guys, Roger Ebert?  :lol

If someone asked if a movie was good and I went "Hmm...about a 8.5" instead of saying "yeah, it's pretty good" I'd get a strange look.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2007, 08:25:15 PM
Well my mom usually asks "what would you rate that movie?" so it's a natural response.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Gay Boy on October 12, 2007, 08:28:53 PM
Odd. I have never heard a single person "rate" a movie in a real life setting ever.

She really uses .5's though?  :lol
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2007, 08:35:01 PM
People always rate movies in my class lol. "Damn you ain't seen Fast and the Furious? All man that's a 10 outta 10 son"  :-\

Some of my mom's 10s from memory..

-Color Purple
-Alien
-Saving Private Ryan
-From Dusk Till Dawn (lol!)
-Clockwork Orange
-Terminator 1/2
-Citizen Kane
-It's a Wonderful Life
-THE BAD SEED
-Rear Window  :)
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Gay Boy on October 12, 2007, 08:41:49 PM
Calling something a 10/10 is a lot different than using a .5.  :lol
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2007, 08:52:12 PM
Calling something a 10/10 is a lot different than using a .5.  :lol

She gave Sleepers a 9.5 and I gave it a 9

My recent 9.5s:
The Departed
Children of Men
The Prestige
The Fountain
 :lol
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Gay Boy on October 12, 2007, 08:57:04 PM
Using .5 on a message board makes sense though! It's a easy way to list stuff. I am talking about general conversation in real life.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2007, 08:58:06 PM
Using .5 on a message board makes sense though! It's a easy way to list stuff. I am talking about general conversation in real life.

Well usually I'll say "9 and a half" in real life conversation. But I have said "9 point 5" before lolz

Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: Gay Boy on October 12, 2007, 08:59:17 PM
Freak. Now go watch Nixon & JFK.
Title: Re: Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?
Post by: thekavorka on October 12, 2007, 10:45:06 PM
Catwoman is awesome. I saw the movie on a plane trip to india. The one-liners are hilarious.