THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ruzbeh on October 13, 2007, 09:39:42 PM
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It's not my business, buuuuuut we're both virgins aaaaaand:
I'm too pussy to try Craigslist. I've contacted many chicks on there, but I never decide to meet them. I watch way too much To Catch a Predator, and it would suck if it was really a sting operation.
Your best bet is the Casual Encounters section on Craigslist. Only problem is there's way more gay dudes on there than women. But at this point, shit. A blowjob is a blowjob.
WTF PeeDee? How can you even consider that shit. I know 100% you'll find a girl eventually. I haven't met you IRL but I'm sure you're a decent enough guy. Besides, it's the personality that matters.
I mean seriously, what is the problem that you even consider prositutes? How old are you?
Btw, prostitutes are legal in the Netherlands. :hyper Not that I'd consider going or something... :shh
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1. Why is this a thread
2. Why are you so interested in my posts
3. Do you believe everything I say
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Ruz....
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:lol
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PD's a joke character on GAF. His real persona is apparently an Evilbore exclusive.
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Eh I'm not a joke character, but I do have fun there. Yes I have contacted chicks on Craigslist before
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/list.jpg)
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Ruzbeh, do you find black men attractive?
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Besides, it's the personality that matters.
Am I the only one here that lives on a planet named Earth...
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well, this thread is fuckin' creepy
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well, this thread is fuckin' creepy
I agree.
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well, this thread is fuckin' creepy
I agree.
Kind of like anime avatars. Only not as much.
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well, this thread is fuckin' creepy
I agree.
Kind of like anime avatars. Only not as much.
anime avatars are gay
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Holy shit PD. That gmail conversation is amazing.
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Eh I'm not a joke character, but I do have fun there. Yes I have contacted chicks on Craigslist before
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/list.jpg)
:lol Holy shit.
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I grew up with PD. He's a pimp. Don't believe the lack of hype. :lol
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I grew up with PD. He's a pimp. Don't believe the lack of hype. :lol
Aren't you that dude who cut off his own NUTS? I'm pretty sure no man would ever do such a thing after having experienced PeeDee's manly aura.
Your memory or logs scare me at times. You know too much... :P
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How the FUCK could I ever forget something like THAT? JESUS
When I blow my load all over my wifes face, I tend to forget shit like that. :lol
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/nes.jpg)
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When I blow my load all over my wifes face, I tend to forget shit like that. :lol
:lol :lol :lol Shit, I just realized a vasectomy doesn't actually involve SEVERING of the TESTICLES! It just destroy the things that carry sperm cells.
It's ok. I still enjoy your banter. :)
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PD's virginity is a 7/10 at best. Don't believe the hype.
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Eh I'm not a joke character, but I do have fun there. Yes I have contacted chicks on Craigslist before
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/list.jpg)
Getting a list of services and fees from an internet rent-a-ho isn't what's meant by "contacting chicks".
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aoi, is it true that you've seen pd in real life? he said that once.
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aoi, is it true that you've seen pd in real life? he said that once.
Haha, no, i've never met him or anyone else from GAF/OA/EB. i did offer to hang out with him and get him laid wheneverfi went back to Michigan.
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Good luck getting laid by someone hot in Ypsi. :lol You gotta goto Ann Arbor to get some good pussy. :lol
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i did offer to hang out with him and get him laid wheneverfi went back to Michigan.
Wouldn't that be awkward, though?
"Hey? Oh Hey. Hi. Yeah, I'm aoi tsuki. Nice to finally see you in person. :spin "
"..."
"MY MISSION IS TO GET YOU LAID BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT."
"MR. PEEDEE? YES. CUM THIS WAY."
i was half joking. i think i also offered to buy him a hooker. But that would make for an awesome thread, with PD losing his virginity to a hot Brazilian cheeseburger hooker on camera and all.
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pd, smh
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my favorite virgin is Isaac Newton!
Did Isaac Newton ever have sex, the voyeuristic modern wants to know? He never married, never kept company with a woman and apparently never had a lover. Though he never recorded details of his private life, his notes do occasionally reveal his feelings about sexuality, and they are morbid -- suffused with horror and disgust, sometimes of a religious nature.
Once he wrote John Locke that he had wished him dead, ''being of opinion that you endeavoured to embroil me with woemen.'' Another time he wrote, ''The way to chastity is not to struggle with incontinent thoughts but to avert the thoughts by some imployment, or by reading, or by meditating on other things.'' These comments hardly amount to evidence of anything but a mood. Still, one constant in his life was his solitude; his absolute, antisocial, possibly pathological aloneness.
Curiously, we do have one explicit piece of posthumous testimony on the question of Newton and sex. The enthusiastic young writer Voltaire arrived in London just in time for Newton's death, and he wrote that Newton -- in noteworthy contrast to the French philosophical hero, René Descartes -- had lived his whole life a virgin. Voltaire attributed this information to Newton's deathbed doctors (and he added, with Gallic solemnity, ''One can admire Newton for that, but one must not blame Descartes.'')
<3 <3 Newton
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whats smh
Shaking my head.
Plus everyone knows that the erotic services section on CL is full of scam artists and the casual encounters section is gay men stealing pictures/porn bots.
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John Locke and Isaac Newten were friends? It must have been good to live during the age of enlightenment.
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EB should all start a fund to pitch in and hire an upscale escort for PD.
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EB should all start a fund to pitch in and hire an upscale escort for PD.
upscale..fuck that.