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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on October 15, 2007, 02:24:24 PM

Title: stephen colbert writes maureen dowd's nyt column
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 15, 2007, 02:24:24 PM

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/14/opinion/14dowd.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

Quote from: colbert

Let me regurgitate: I know why you want me to run, and I hear your clamor. I share Americans’ nostalgia for an era when you not only could tell a man by the cut of his jib, but the jib industry hadn’t yet fled to Guangdong. And I don’t intend to tease you for weeks the way Newt Gingrich did, saying that if his supporters raised $30 million, he would run for president. I would run for 15 million. Cash.

Nevertheless, I am not ready to announce yet — even though it’s clear that the voters are desperate for a white, male, middle-aged, Jesus-trumpeting alternative.

:o :o :o a new candidate emerges!

Title: Re: stephen colbert writes maureen dowd's nyt column
Post by: drozmight on October 15, 2007, 09:56:27 PM

He's got my vote, and my love.

Title: Re: stephen colbert writes maureen dowd's nyt column
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 15, 2007, 11:03:03 PM

I particularly liked this bit:

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Well, suddenly an option is looming on the horizon. And I don’t mean Al Gore (though he’s a world-class loomer). First of all, I don’t think Nobel Prizes should go to people I was seated next to at the Emmys. Second, winning the Nobel Prize does not automatically qualify you to be commander in chief. I think George Bush has proved definitively that to be president, you don’t need to care about science, literature or peace.

Title: Re: stephen colbert writes maureen dowd's nyt column
Post by: Loki on October 15, 2007, 11:06:53 PM

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I share Americans’ nostalgia for an era when you not only could tell a man by the cut of his jib, but the jib industry hadn’t yet fled to Guangdong

:lol