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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on October 17, 2007, 03:52:50 AM

Title: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: etiolate on October 17, 2007, 03:52:50 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/facebook.png)

Is crazy.

me: I wonder how old this girl in my class is
friend: search for her on facebook
me: I am distinguished mentally-challenged at facebook
friend: just search her name in your school
me: fine whatever
me: wtf it found her
friend: now you know her full name, find her on myspace
me: you're scaring me
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2007, 04:11:59 AM

PICS
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: etiolate on October 17, 2007, 05:43:19 AM
I'm scared to be on it now.
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: Gay Boy on October 17, 2007, 08:19:45 AM
I've been trying to stalk Nick Frost on facebook since I found him on Demi's facebook but he won't answer any of my messages.  >:(
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: Trent Dole on October 17, 2007, 02:12:02 PM
Shit like that is why I am not on facebook and just have a satirical profile on myspace. ::)
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: demi on October 17, 2007, 03:26:55 PM
I've been trying to stalk Nick Frost on facebook since I found him on Demi's facebook but he won't answer any of my messages.  >:(

Know your place, pleb
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: Gay Boy on October 17, 2007, 03:31:13 PM
I want him to add me though!
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: demi on October 17, 2007, 03:32:35 PM
It's obvious you are but a simple peon in a world of heroes and gods. Know your place, and let us do the talking.
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: Bloodwake on October 17, 2007, 08:27:54 PM
I feel like that shit is cheating.

But hey, nothing else is working, so might as well get a degree in Internet Stalking 101
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: etiolate on October 18, 2007, 01:14:15 AM
I use to 'cheat' all the time in making acquaintance with girls. Try to find out all their interests, or to wait till they needed sympathy and all that crap. 
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: cloudwalking on October 18, 2007, 01:44:53 AM
facebook stalking only works though if the person is in your network (and even then, they have to have profile viewable by the whole network.)

if they're from a different school or something, you're fucked, because you likely can't see their profile.
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: Beezy on October 18, 2007, 01:54:17 AM
facebook stalking only works though if the person is in your network (and even then, they have to have profile viewable by the whole network.)

if they're from a different school or something, you're fucked, because you likely can't see their profile.
Unless they live in the same city as you and joined its network. I know what you mean though.
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2007, 01:55:18 AM
ay Beezy add me on myspace plz
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=120889891
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: demi on October 18, 2007, 01:59:15 AM
Himuro is this your girlfriend? She posted a comment on your myspace

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=58956210

Quote
Madea's 10 Rules for the Buffet Line at X-mas Dinner

 :o
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: Beezy on October 18, 2007, 02:15:40 AM
ay Beezy add me on myspace plz
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=120889891
Done.
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2007, 02:25:46 AM
omg beezy
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5232327
 :o

your page is almost as bare as mine. i basically use mine to spy on people
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: etiolate on October 18, 2007, 02:30:16 AM
Cloud and PD ARE STALKERS
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2007, 02:31:36 AM
nothing wrong with looking up old HS buddies, enemies, etc. that's what I use it for
Title: Re: Wow. Facebook is stalking for dummies
Post by: Beezy on October 18, 2007, 03:12:21 AM
omg beezy
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5232327
 :o

your page is almost as bare as mine. i basically use mine to spy on people

Lol, that's my best friend's stepsister. I think she's like 23-24 now.

People always complain about how empty my page is. I'm too lazy to fix it up.