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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 09:26:47 PM

Title: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 09:26:47 PM: You want to do sales threads? Go to fucking NeoGAF, you limpdicked, butthurt nerdlingers. The people on this forum actually play games instead of wasting their time measuring their e-dicks by comparing sales of the console they favor. This isn't a fucking race, faggurts!

TALK GAMES OR GTFO
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 09:29:01 PM: Sometimes you have to use appropriate language, and there is no other word that better describes you than "nerdlinger." Saint Cornelius :bow

Reform or GTFO Ruzghey.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: hyp on October 18, 2007, 09:29:27 PM: NPD doesn't count! :P

but i wouldn't be surprised if ruzbeh started a media create thread next week.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 09:31:59 PM: Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 18, 2007, 09:30:20 PM
I don't care so much about Media-Create anymore. It's hardly any news anymore that Wii is DOMINATING Japan.

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK*

*except for the fact that Nintendo is ruining gaming.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2007, 09:55:50 PM: Ichirou, you don't even own a current gen console.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:00:40 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2007, 09:55:50 PM
Ichirou, you don't even own a current gen console.

What the fuck does that have to do with ANYthing? Do you have a point (other than the one on top of your head)?
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2007, 10:01:32 PM: Not really. Just felt like pointing that out.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:03:55 PM: All that points out is that none of the games in the current gen interest me enough to buy a new console (or in the case of the 360, that I don't trust it won't break down on me). I could buy a PS3, a 360, and a Wii tomorrow if I really wanted them. :P
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2007, 10:05:45 PM: Buy a 360 and Blue Dragon! :P

Honestly, the new 360 looks to be pretty damn good. The freezeups I was getting for a while there were due to Halo 3 decimating Live.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:07:11 PM: I'm buying a 360 and Blue Dragon once they fix the overheating problems...so probably in a year or a year and a half? I'm in no rush, there's plenty of shit on the PS2, PSP, and DS for me to play in the meantime.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2007, 10:07:45 PM: Mine doesn't overheat dude! That's what I'm saying. :D
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:08:46 PM: Yeah, but how long have you had it? As I understand it, RRoD can pop up when you least expect it.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2007, 10:10:50 PM: If you're worried about the RROD, there's that 3 year warranty. (I actually bought a 2-year replacement plan at Best Buy, so even if it doesn't RROD, I'm gonna MAKE IT at the end of 2 years to get a new system.)

But anyway, I know how you feel. I really thought between my PS2 and DS I'd be able to hold out for longer, but buying a 360 was a totally awesome decision.

I've only had it for 2 months. :-[
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Mupepe on October 18, 2007, 10:11:47 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:08:46 PM
Yeah, but how long have you had it? As I understand it, RRoD can pop up when you least expect it.
my first 360 lasted 8 months before it's first RROD.

my new 360 has never even frozen and i've had it for like 3 months now
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 18, 2007, 10:12:28 PM: There seems to be far less RROD problems with the 360 recently although it could be just due to the cooler weather.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Shuri on October 18, 2007, 10:15:23 PM: this shit should stay on gaf. Lyte Edge should lock the thread.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:17:48 PM: Lyte Edge should lock ALL sales age threads. And Ruzbeh should be townie lepered for good measure.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:21:04 PM: *yawn* Do tell.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 18, 2007, 10:21:20 PM: Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 18, 2007, 10:19:09 PM
I helped to put together a competetive analysis based on sales data today, homos.

For your company?
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 18, 2007, 10:21:46 PM: I never asked for anything for my birthday, so could I call in a favor? Ban ruzbeh. Please? At least leper him.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 18, 2007, 10:24:05 PM: I don't agree with Ruzbeh's nonsense but what's up with calling for more heavy handed moderation? I thought you guys like it here because you can say whatever the hell you want.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:27:37 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 18, 2007, 10:24:05 PM
I don't agree with Ruzbeh's nonsense but what's up with calling for more heavy handed moderation? I thought you guys like it here because you can say whatever the hell you want.

The guy is shitting all over the gaming forum. And I will say again, he has repeatedly stated he hates Evilbore and is only posting here because he's banned at OA.

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 18, 2007, 10:24:34 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:21:04 PM
*yawn* Do tell.
I'm actually saying that I hate sales threads. I don't mind a monthly npd thread, since it is inevitable. And I like making fun of ruzbeh and lair.

Oh, I apologize. I thought you were stating your approval for Sales-Age/system wars. I shoulda known you're way too smart for that. :bow
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: tiesto on October 18, 2007, 10:29:51 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2007, 10:05:45 PM
Buy a 360 and Blue Dragon! :P

:bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:31:37 PM: Honestly, I think the majority of the people here like this forum because there is no competitive sales-type discussion and people can just talk about the games and speculate about the future.

Then Ruzbeh comes and every thread is all about how "THE WII IS GONNA OWN EVERYTHING" and quoting numbers and pulling shit out of his ass to justify his views. Never mind that the Wii, as a game machine, is underwhelming at best...he just wants Nintendo to win, like someone gambling on a horse race.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Mupepe on October 18, 2007, 10:35:29 PM: I like this forum because everyone is honest about what games they love and which they hate and no on gets defensive or takes it personally.

A few of the newer people act like their asshole is bleeding if i make fun of their system/game of choice.
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:40:59 PM: Mupepe's penis is only average for a Mexican. A mere 7 inches. If that makes you bleed, you're a n00b!
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2007, 10:42:29 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:31:37 PM
Then Ruzbeh comes and every thread is all about how "THE WII IS GONNA OWN EVERYTHING" and quoting numbers and pulling shit out of his ass to justify his views. Never mind that the Wii, as a game machine, is underwhelming at best...he just wants Nintendo to win, like someone gambling on a horse race.

But he gets destroyed every single time. It's hilarious!
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:44:15 PM: Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 18, 2007, 10:43:20 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:40:59 PM
Mupepe's penis is only average for a Mexican. A mere 7 inches. If that makes you bleed, you're a n00b!
pics or gtfo

They're on my laptop back home. If you really want them, I'll PM Moops for permission to send them to you. :heartbeat
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2007, 10:46:29 PM: Ichirou is lying.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's not 7 inches
[close]
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: Ichirou on October 18, 2007, 10:49:20 PM: It just looks smaller because Moops has chub dick syndrome. Trust me, I measured it with a ruler. 7 inches. :-*
Title: Re: Sales threads make me vomit, like when TVC plays Portal on 360.
Post by: TVC15 on October 18, 2007, 10:51:34 PM: Please, refer to me as Toilet Tantrum TVC, my Garbage Pail Kids name. Actually, someone change my forum name to that.