THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CajoleJuice on October 21, 2007, 02:51:20 AM

Title: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 21, 2007, 02:51:20 AM

From a bartender, no less!

I also learned a new card game.

:rock

All from just walking around the corner.

I'm sorry for this thread.

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2007, 02:58:29 AM

maybe you'll get laid now.

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 21, 2007, 02:59:38 AM

you son of a bitch

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 21, 2007, 03:03:17 AM

 :lol

Ice cold PD. 

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 21, 2007, 03:06:01 AM

If learning to blow a fireball didn't get me laid, I don't think a shitty card trick will get the job done.

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 21, 2007, 03:43:16 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 21, 2007, 03:06:01 AM

If learning to blow a fireball didn't get me laid, I don't think a shitty card trick will get the job done.

Maybe it's not fireballs you should be blowing if you really want to get laid...

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2007, 03:46:12 AM

himu told me if you prefer fellatio a woman will do anything you want, ANYTHING. i guess you gotta go for the gut and use "i'll preform fellatio on you my dear" as a pickup line cuz fire and magic don't get you shit

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: drohne on October 21, 2007, 03:55:35 AM

good idea pd -- casually let it drop in conversation that your partners have praised your fellatio skills. i bet girls will let you play with their tits by the end of the night

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2007, 04:39:37 AM

oh no doubt, no doubt

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: Ichirou on October 21, 2007, 07:05:34 AM

When you do it to a woman it's called cunnilingus, PeeDee.

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: TVC15 on October 21, 2007, 07:47:13 AM

omigod

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: Beezy on October 21, 2007, 09:07:03 AM

 :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: bud on October 21, 2007, 09:20:11 AM

there's this one trick where you shake the cards and play around with them a bit and they'll appear to be all aces.

how the fuck do you do this!? :-\

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2007, 01:04:09 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on October 21, 2007, 07:05:34 AM

When you do it to a woman it's called cunnilingus, PeeDee.

wait, what. oh no  :lol

but in Silence of the Lambs...

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: DJ_Tet on October 21, 2007, 02:09:22 PM

Quote from: bud on October 21, 2007, 09:20:11 AM

there's this one trick where you shake the cards and play around with them a bit and they'll appear to be all aces.

how the fuck do you do this!? :-\

It's magic.

Title: Re: I learned a magic trick tonight
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 21, 2007, 02:11:56 PM

Quote from: bud on October 21, 2007, 09:20:11 AM

there's this one trick where you shake the cards and play around with them a bit and they'll appear to be all aces.

how the fuck do you do this!? :-\

The bartender tried to do a trick like this, but he fucked it up. :lol :lol