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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on October 09, 2006, 04:58:51 PM

Title: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 09, 2006, 04:58:51 PM

ERIE, Pennsylvania - A woman used her 4-week-old baby as a weapon in a domestic dispute, swinging the infant through the air and striking her boyfriend with the child, authorities said.

The boy was in serious but stable condition Monday at Children’s Hospital in Pittsburgh, police said.

“Never, never, never. I can never remember anything like this,” District Attorney Bradley Foulk told the Erie Times-News.

Chytoria Graham, 27, of Erie, was charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and simple assault. She was held Monday in the Erie County Jail in lieu of $75,000 bail.

The infant, whose name was not released, suffered a fractured skull and some bleeding in the brain, authorities said. His head hit Graham’s boyfriend, the baby’s father, police Lt. Dan Spizarny said.

Authorities removed four other children from Graham’s home and placed them with the Erie County Office of Children and Youth, Foulk said.

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 09, 2006, 05:06:26 PM

I wish god made makin babies at least a LITTLE harder after we evolved enough.

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 09, 2006, 05:07:48 PM

Damn son thats just mental right there. I hope the baby will be ok later on.

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 09, 2006, 05:08:23 PM

How is married life?

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: Prost on October 09, 2006, 05:08:29 PM

sad

no other word for it.

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 09, 2006, 05:10:51 PM

question: did the baby have any bonuses on it

cuz I looked up infants in my 3rd Edition manual and they're marked as fuckin' 1d4 -- not even basic dagger level damage

stupid to swing at a third- or fourth-level abusive boyfriend unless the baby was at least +1 or silver

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 09, 2006, 05:11:26 PM

What?

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 09, 2006, 05:13:07 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 09, 2006, 05:08:23 PM

How is married life?

Still free MAF

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 09, 2006, 05:13:30 PM

hey, i been hit for critical damage with dual-wielded babies, although my wife had points in both infant expertise and infant exotic weapons feats

took a permanent hit to con and cha

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 09, 2006, 06:10:58 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: etiolate on October 09, 2006, 08:20:05 PM

The first thought that came to my head was "there has to be some mid 90s fighting game with a character who does that."

THERE HAS TO BE!

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: Himu on October 09, 2006, 08:53:03 PM

sounds like something from mortal kombat

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: Vizzys on October 09, 2006, 08:58:19 PM

Babytality. :lol

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: Himu on October 09, 2006, 09:03:07 PM

I wonder what race she is

I bet she's black

o wait

There was a father, nevermind

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: APF on October 09, 2006, 09:04:58 PM

this is bad news guys usually they only use babies as psychological weapons this is a clear escalation of arms i think our only solution is to intensify our beer and football programs THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2006, 09:14:15 PM

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Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: Himu on October 09, 2006, 09:16:34 PM

ya

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 09, 2006, 10:08:16 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 09, 2006, 09:03:07 PM

I wonder what race she is

I bet she's black

o wait

There was a father, nevermind

:lol

Bastard :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: Woman uses baby as a WEAPON
Post by: Waychel on October 11, 2006, 07:11:25 AM

Quote from: Viz on October 09, 2006, 08:58:19 PM

Babytality. :lol

 :lol :lol :lol