THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: border on October 22, 2007, 12:41:13 PM
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Post your favorite cut-downs and rants from the many childish arguments we've had, and if possible mention the consequences/aftermath.
Enjoy Bell Woods on Alyssa DeJour: "Looks like a filthy guido in drag."
Aftermath: Enjoy Bell Woods banned for using racial epithet "guido".....current whereabouts of both EBW and Alyssa are unknown.
Drinky Crow on Saint Cornelius: "A surly man's Dave Long."
Aftermath: Saint has since stopped promoting Nintendo's awful Gamecube claptrap (I believe this was in the context of a Kirby Air Race discussion), but remains quite surly.
OA Joke Account on GAF: "This thread sucks. Lock it down, conehead!"
Jinx: "I'm going to give you exactly 60 minutes to explain who the conehead is."
Joke Account: "You are the conehead."
Aftermath: Joke account banned from GAF, though this hilariously flagrant defiance in the face of preposterous mod chest-puffing lives on in our hearts and minds.
Mandark's classic anti-Manabyte mega-rant:
"I want to feel sorry for you, I really do. You're repulsive to women, incapable of social contact, and so completely bereft of individuality you have to choose bits of pop culture and cling to them, in the vain hope that you can define your identity as a person that way.
It's a tragedy, and if I could change it, I would. I'd buy you testicles on the black market. I'd go back in time and tell your mom not to touch the soft spot. I'd take you to Oz and tell the Wizard "one of everything on the menu."
But I can't.
So instead, I will just ask you to shut up. It's mildly annoying to see you blather on about your shitty Star Wars prequels, your weird fetish for a kid's entertainment brand, and your awful fake-cowboy pop music, but hey, that's your bag.
When you drift away from that, it's a problem. Everything you say is completely inane, and you no longer have the ability to copy/paste from AICN and pretend you have some special insight. Also, it's wildly inappropriate to read social commentary written by someone who has been effectively banished from human society.
So please please please stop.
Or threaten to sue GAF again. That's always fun."
Aftermath: It later turns out that Manabyte is married, so at least there's one woman that he doesn't find him repulsive. He continues to post frequently on his pet topics (Disney, theme parks, George Lucas) but will rarely engage in debate over their merits.
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That Mandark rant is incredible. I think I vaguely remember it. :lol
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:lol
I like em both, but Shake layed down the ether there
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Man, it seems like Mandark can be a word assassin when he wants to be. INTARNETS
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alyssa :-[
mandark :bow
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Oh wow at that Mandark rant :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
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Futami on Anthony
"he's the obnoxious tool at the club, the guy who spins on the dance floor, hand gripping a towel as he wipes the sweat that slicks his charcoal brow.
he's loud, annoyingly so, speaking to be noticed rather than heard.
his white friends laugh, goading him well past the line that separates playful chicanery from abject embarrassment.
dressed in abercrombie and fitch, with matching pumas, he winks at himself in the mirror before bounding out his crib into the mini parked against the curb.
i don't like you, anthony."
Gigmonger on Morphix
"this isn't a joke. this thread hasn't been created to entertain or to amuse.
you are seriously dull. i skip over virtually all of your smiley-infested posts. why is that? why are you such a boring fuck? and why the fuck do you post here? gaming discussion has always been poor on oa - many people just aren't very interested.
i know you'll come back with some light-hearted, carefree riposte. i also know that, deep-down, you're actually rather hurt by comments like these.
in the space of a week, you've amassed 1000 posts. you're posting in every thread.
if an admin created a poll right now with the question, 'do you want morphix to stay?', 80+% of the forum would vote against you. most of the 10-20% would be the logged-out ga lurkers.
i didn't even know who the fuck you were till a couple of weeks ago. you're a fucking nobody. you're interminably boring. every time i see your wretched avatar, i want to vomit.
do not dismiss this thread. seriously ask yourself why you are here. consider going to 'the next level' boards or ign or something. at least they have gaming discussions. better yet, get a fucking life. but please, fuck off. you are destroying my board."
how can any of the pussy-ass retorts from Evilbore or GAF compare to OA's classic disses? no damn way
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That Mandark rant is incredible. I think I vaguely remember it. :lol
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i searched and i found
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=1438.0
i'm kinda glad i wasn't an eb member back then, but that is some serious ownage :lol
edit: i feel like such a butthole for actually saying ''ownage''
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I don't think "emasculating" insults like the one from Mandark's screed quoted here serve any good purpose, ever.
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Kirby's Air Ride IS a fun game though.
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Enjoy Bell Woods on Alyssa DeJour: "Looks like a filthy guido in drag."
Aftermath: Enjoy Bell Woods banned for using racial epithet "guido".....current whereabouts of both EBW and Alyssa are unknown.
He's around UT. I had a class with him a year ago, but I dont see him much.
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you stupid taco, i bet you finger your hairy asshole while you watching japanese anime porn with your ugly mom in kitchen rubbing her nipples because your whole family is a bunch of fagots. you ugly scab of feces, you wouldn't even be worthy of smelling my bloody tampon. GOD you make me want to vomit on my keyboard and mail it to you because i'm absolutely fucking disgusted right now.
you pig cock sucker, you fucking buck tooth truck driving cunt downloader. you smell your own shit right now don't you? that's because your fucking disgusting. fucking nasty pig. oink.
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lol, and most anything that bastardly has ever posted, such as this flame to BlueTsunami's picture
so many things wrong with this aids ridden taco that it's hard to choose what makes you want to fucking put a bullet in his fucking unproportional fucking midget head. is it his cum drenched taco slacker haircut? is it the unjustified badass pose despite being a 3 foot taco? or is it the fact that he leaves half of his shirt buttons unbuttoned like some fucking stupid dickhole?
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:lol
Its funny how OA is filled with various posters that think its cool that they've been shunned on other boards. I wouldn't be surprised if the same scenario played out similarly in their own personal lives off the Internet (Exhibit A) Olimario). A board that spends most of its time talking about other people and other boards, its remarkable that you strive to be like them Mondain, as if its your own personal role model. Not surprising though, seeing as your only companionship is your PS3 and PSN buddies that have probably already forgotten that they've added you.
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:lol err, I don't know if that reply is rhetorical or not but, I don't gloat off these OA replies or anything, because it's obvious that it's all simply about aiming for the highest level of shock value to output something funny, and nothing personal
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So many great moments in this thread. I love group efforts -- http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=1631.0
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Ah, Mandark's rant on ManaByte always warms my cold, black heart.
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:lol err, I don't know if that reply is rhetorical or not but, I don't gloat off these OA replies or anything, because it's obvious that it's all simply about aiming for the highest level of shock value to output something funny, and nothing personal
Its funny, the moment I posted that picture on GAF I KNEW that it would hit OA. Them fuckers work quick.
And I always wondered where ManaByte developed his mental scar tissue that allows him to turn away from insults thrown at him..then I read Mandarks post above.
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Where's that thread where MAF/Drinky unloaded on Black Stallion :lol
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The Halls of Fame at both here and GAF have some pretty memorable stuff, but these two threads will always hold a very special place in my heart:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=87941
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=87943
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''She is so ugly. Man. She's hideous. BTW I'm in college!!!!! LIFE IS SWEET BROS AND BRODETTES!''
:lol :lol :lol
i'm dying here :rofl
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lol, and most anything that bastardly has ever posted, such as this flame to BlueTsunami's picture
so many things wrong with this aids ridden taco that it's hard to choose what makes you want to fucking put a bullet in his fucking unproportional fucking midget head. is it his cum drenched taco slacker haircut? is it the unjustified badass pose despite being a 3 foot taco? or is it the fact that he leaves half of his shirt buttons unbuttoned like some fucking stupid dickhole?
I actually posted that, not bastardly.
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Is matlock a midget?
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''She is so ugly. Man. She's hideous. BTW I'm in college!!!!! LIFE IS SWEET BROS AND BRODETTES!''
:lol :lol :lol
i'm dying here :rofl
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Is thats Mark McDonald? Wheres this from?
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Manabyte is married? Where was this revealed?
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''She is so ugly. Man. She's hideous. BTW I'm in college!!!!! LIFE IS SWEET BROS AND BRODETTES!''
:lol :lol :lol
i'm dying here :rofl
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Is thats Mark McDonald? Wheres this from?
mark <3
it's from the first thread triumph linked to. matlock, lol.
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lol, and most anything that bastardly has ever posted, such as this flame to BlueTsunami's picture
so many things wrong with this aids ridden taco that it's hard to choose what makes you want to fucking put a bullet in his fucking unproportional fucking midget head. is it his cum drenched taco slacker haircut? is it the unjustified badass pose despite being a 3 foot taco? or is it the fact that he leaves half of his shirt buttons unbuttoned like some fucking stupid dickhole?
Did you ever read bastardly back on Sega Ages? That site sucked ass but he was a great poster there. He's definitely mellowed in his old age at OA.
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http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8114.0
Most of you will have words for me. You might feel hurt and angry. I understand all of it, and in some ways, I deserve every negative emotion you will heap on me. I considered this very, very hard before I came to this choice to end the charade. A lie always hurts worse than the truth the longer the lie is perpetuated. I think ten years is enough, and it is time for the mask to come off. I prayed a lot about this, and I hope you will be willing to forgive me. Until then I would like to go through with the meeting with Cheebs (Jacob) this week, if he still wants to. While some of you may feel "hurt", I would anticipate that most of you will feel that this is nothing more than a joke. Meeting Cheebs this week will be the first step in proving that this is indeed real. Until then I hope we can have a constructive discussion about this situation, and not jump to crude conclusions until I provide the rest of my information.
Gaia bless.
Michelle
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I wish Matlock was still around
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I was fine with Matlock when he wasnt being a dumb poser, which was almost never.
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''She is so ugly. Man. She's hideous. BTW I'm in college!!!!! LIFE IS SWEET BROS AND BRODETTES!''
:lol :lol :lol
i'm dying here :rofl
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Is thats Mark McDonald? Wheres this from?
mark <3
it's from the first thread triumph linked to. matlock, lol.
OH GAWD WHY DID MATLOCK HAFTA TO LOOK SO SIMILAR TO ME
WHY GAWD WHY
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16836
:rofl I'm rather impressed with Willco at the moment.So elaborate.
Oh wait....I don't think I should be impressed anymore.
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No mention of the G bashing by TVC?
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Jotaro, why don't you post your top 10 list of OA putdowns of yourself? Those are funnier than anything else I've read in this thread.
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No mention of the G bashing by TVC?
I am convinced TVC was sexually attracted to G in some masochist Hellraiser way, and wanted G to kill himself to reach the climax
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mupepe.com is more fun. :lol
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No mention of the G bashing by TVC?
I am convinced TVC was sexually attracted to G in some masochist Hellraiser way, and wanted G to kill himself to reach the climax
It was my goal to make him commit suicide, but much like rape, it wasn't about sex; it was about power.
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Manabyte is married? Where was this revealed?
Ehhh, some random comments in old thread about how to pick/buy a wedding ring.
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internet arguments usually end up making both people look like douchbags...
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Kinda glad that I don't really get involved in this sort of shit. It only be TEH INTERNETZ
that said, some of this has been awesome :lol
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No mention of the G bashing by TVC?
I am convinced TVC was sexually attracted to G in some masochist Hellraiser way, and wanted G to kill himself to reach the climax
It was my goal to make him commit suicide, but much like rape, it wasn't about sex; it was about power.
omg have you seen Wild Side with Joan Chen and Christopher Walken
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OMG, I've never seen that Mandark rant before. :lol Not sure how I missed that, considering that I've been around since, like...forever. Amazing stuff, approaching (but not equaling) prime Drinky level. I LOL'ed at the "one of everything on the menu" line. :lol
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Oh shit, I completely forgot that Matlock existed. Where the fuck is he?
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I liked my thread on the black stallion. The biggest insult was what he posted. it's in the hall of shame for you noobs.
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the thread in the hall of shame where me and ecrofirt ripped the shit out of that cunt Spinnington. That was awesome
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I liked the OMG ROXY REGISTERED thread, which can be found in the hall of fame on this forum. Also, the thread that Ecrofirt started that was like "My name is FlameofCallandor and this is another thread about my girlfriend" that Cloud hijacked with pictures of herself. That was a good time.
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Oof. I am not as nice a person as I should be.
:/
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I can't believe Manabyte is married.
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I can't believe Manabyte is married.
Why? Does he look like you?
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I can't believe Manabyte is married.
Why? Does he look like you?
We are twins, that is why.
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anyone know what he looks like?
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I imagine a 400-pound man dressed in a Donald Duck t-shirt with Mickey Mouse ears with his undersized genitalia squeezed into Monsters Inc. tighty whities.
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Damn you, Ichi. Don't you ever take my insults in stride again!
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Damn you, Ichi. Don't you ever take my insults in stride again!
I'm crying on the inside, though.
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Good. I feel better now. :lol
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Manabyte just looks like a pasty white guy, cause he is one.
The worst part of that rant is that Manabyte didn't do anything egregious, and I wasn't worked up over it. He just posted a political thread at GAF (lolz, etc.), which is one of the few parts I read anymore, and I didn't want him to become a regular part of those discussions.
So I decided to hit him with as much direct vitriol as I could, figuring the open aggression would scare him away in the future. Which it did, but jeez does it look ugly in retrospect.
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Manabyte just looks like a pasty white guy, cause he is one.
The worst part of that rant is that Manabyte didn't do anything egregious, and I wasn't worked up over it. He just posted a political thread at GAF (lolz, etc.), which is one of the few parts I read anymore, and I didn't want him to become a regular part of those discussions.
So I decided to hit him with as much direct vitriol as I could, figuring the open aggression would scare him away in the future. Which it did, but jeez does it look ugly in retrospect.
:bow :bow :bow
Could you do that with JayDubya next? That guy's really stupid.
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At least it was online.
I tore into my step-brother like that, blunt honesty, pity, personal dissection and all. Right to his face. We didn't look or speak to each other for awhile and I always feel ugly for it. He was everything I said about him, but it still feels bad to have said it.
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At least it was online.
I tore into my step-brother like that, blunt honesty, pity, personal dissection and all. Right to his face. We didn't look or speak to each other for awhile and I always feel ugly for it. He was everything I said about him, but it still feels bad to have said it.
He should have said "don't you play WoW?" :-\
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That would have been a good retort! Instead he ran off.
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Well if some flawed character married my sister I wouldn't be too happy either. :-\
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At least it was online.
I tore into my step-brother like that, blunt honesty, pity, personal dissection and all. Right to his face. We didn't look or speak to each other for awhile and I always feel ugly for it. He was everything I said about him, but it still feels bad to have said it.
Well if some flawed character married my sister I wouldn't be too happy either. :-\
uh, pd...
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You people remember insults from the past? WTF.
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Yeah, my step-brother. I actually really like my brother-in-law.
Oh and not an insult, but more a positive counter-action: The Drinky Puppy Club.
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Way to go Mandark :-\
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=202277
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Way to go Mandark :-\
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=202277
:lol
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:lol :lol I just posted the same thing in the Outside Link Thread. I had a feeling it was already posted in here.
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Way to go Mandark :-\
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=202277
WTF :lol
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someone have manabyte watch the lion king stat. it'll make him feel better
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I pm'd him. If this is real I hope he'll be ok, but damn the timing :lol
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Gamestop manager killed in Atlanta
wish I was the one he killed
why is god considered to be wholly benevolent?
there is no god. just a imaginary tool created to control primative people. god doesn't exist. if there were a god, people would have a reason to live.
I'm guessing his wife took off or something......though at some point, this sort of attention-seeking loses my sympathy.
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holy shit manabyte breakdown total
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I think Manabyte lives in San Diego.
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Way to go Mandark :-\
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=202277
Oh, COME ON! </Gob>