THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 23, 2007, 07:33:10 PM

Title: THE XBLA PUZZLING CONTINUES: Eets
Post by: TVC15 on October 23, 2007, 07:33:10 PM

Yeah, yeah, this game has been out for a while.  Cram it up your keister, kaiser: I've been playing Eets for a longass time before any of you faggy-come-latelys.  I was on the Eetstrain to buttholetown since the middle of last year, shortly after it became an indie game mini-sensation on the PC.  Naturally, when it came out on XBLA, I poo-pooed it, but my desire for nonstop puzzling has made me boot it up.

One of the reasons I initially skipped was because, well, I had played through most of the game before.  Getting a big ass TV, railing through PQ, and becoming a minor achievement whore have made me reevaluate my stance on Eets.  And if any of you lads haven't tapped its fanny, I suggest you do so.

I'm sure you all know what it is.  Lemmings meets Worms.  Works very well, and the XBLA version features a very. . .Typing Tutor-esque side game (which, coincidentally appears to have the most difficult achievement tied to it.  The main game is kind of easy, but it's fucking charming and it looks awesome on the big TV.  I think it's cheap, too.  Anyone else coming down from PQ should really give it a shot.

Also, I would like to declare that everyone here that has not completed PQ is a PUZZLING HOMOSEXUAL.

Title: Re: THE XBLA PUZZLING CONTINUES: Eets
Post by: demi on October 23, 2007, 07:39:41 PM

Better description is The Incredible Machine meets Lemmings

Title: Re: THE XBLA PUZZLING CONTINUES: Eets
Post by: hyp on October 23, 2007, 07:40:15 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 23, 2007, 07:33:10 PM

Also, I would like to declare that everyone here that has not completed PQ is a PUZZLING HOMOSEXUAL.

some of us actually enjoy sleep.  *cough23hours*

Title: Re: THE XBLA PUZZLING CONTINUES: Eets
Post by: TVC15 on October 23, 2007, 07:56:44 PM

Quote from: demi on October 23, 2007, 07:39:41 PM

Better description is The Incredible Machine meets Lemmings

The Incredible Machine is for fatty loving fegs

Title: Re: THE XBLA PUZZLING CONTINUES: Eets
Post by: demi on October 23, 2007, 07:59:31 PM

No shame in admitting you are wrong

Title: Re: THE XBLA PUZZLING CONTINUES: Eets
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 23, 2007, 07:59:55 PM

I beat Puzzle Quest...on the PSP. So no achievements. Does this make me a bipuzzlexual

Title: Re: THE XBLA PUZZLING CONTINUES: Eets
Post by: TVC15 on October 23, 2007, 08:07:47 PM

I never actually played The Incredible Machine, owing to the fact that I am in fact not a puzzling homosexual, so the comparison isn't the first thing that comes to mind.

Patel, I am telling you, replay it!  It is much better than the PSP version plus easy achievements.

Title: Re: THE XBLA PUZZLING CONTINUES: Eets
Post by: demi on October 23, 2007, 08:12:38 PM

It's coming to XBLA so you'll get your chance yet!

Title: Re: THE XBLA PUZZLING CONTINUES: Eets
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 23, 2007, 08:15:36 PM

who wants to see my incredible machine