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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on October 23, 2007, 09:13:46 PM

Title: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 23, 2007, 09:13:46 PM

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MZXC9bbcL._AA240_.jpg)

Color me teh disappointed. Its just some lady who is also named Vanessa Williams.

Also the plot of this movie and its characters are ridiculous.

(http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/795/795395/icespiders_1181351920.jpg)

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 23, 2007, 10:25:46 PM

horrible movie. So horrible.

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 23, 2007, 10:31:22 PM

I don't know what's more hilarious, the quality of this movie or the fact that MAF bought it for Vanessa Williams (who's not even in it). 

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 23, 2007, 10:35:35 PM

I WAS DECIEVED!

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2007, 06:26:59 AM

This is worse than the time I was tricked into watching Village of the Damned at 3am because my friend said Christopher Reeves broke his back in it, and it wasn't cut out.

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: Valcrist on October 24, 2007, 10:40:19 AM

you've got ice and you've got spiders.  what more do you want you greedy bastard?!

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2007, 10:49:30 AM

Quote from: Valcrist on October 24, 2007, 10:40:19 AM

you've got ice and you've got spiders.  what more do you want you greedy bastard?!

Sabre tooth sharks obviously

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 24, 2007, 11:00:22 AM

I saw this on Sci Fi. Its pretty bad.

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 24, 2007, 11:02:21 AM

The writing is just so horrible, the acting is bizzare, the explanation of giant spiders focused on high calorie foods and steroids, then glossed over the bit where you know, they manipulated the spiders genetic structure. Who wants to research the fake science for their movie anyway!

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2007, 11:07:19 AM

we should write our own fake science movie amirite

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 24, 2007, 11:08:13 AM

Its been done. I fear Ice Spiders is what we would make every time.

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2007, 11:13:27 AM

Nah. I find the best way to write fiction is to write a bunch of animal names on pieces of paper, put them in a hat, and then randomly select two.

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 24, 2007, 11:14:57 AM

and make them GIANT and maybe ON FIRE

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2007, 11:27:38 AM

Giant Velosa Giraffes: Boney Island

Come visit our neck of the woods - it may be your last

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 24, 2007, 11:29:10 AM

last neck of the woods?

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2007, 11:30:19 AM

that's the direct-to-sci-fi-channel sequel

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 24, 2007, 11:31:54 AM

starring people with similar names

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 24, 2007, 12:22:00 PM

You really shouldn't be allowed to have money, MAF.  I mean really.

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: Robo on October 24, 2007, 12:27:44 PM

I am still willing to wager that it's better than Casshern.

Title: Re: Warning: Ice Spiders doesn't actually star THE Vanessa Williams
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 24, 2007, 01:07:06 PM

You dont KNOW