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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 12:38:56 AM

Title: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 12:38:56 AM
a fool and his money...yeah what the fuck ever

anyway, it's utter asspaste spewed straight from the collective gaming buttocks of Eastern Europe. It promises Diablo-esque hacking and looting, but what you get are busted AI and the worst VA work since the first Baten Kaitos.

I took this bullet for you. Admittedly, it was a bullet from a gun only an idiot would stand in front of, but FUCK YOU I'M THAT IDIOT.

:-[
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 10, 2006, 01:09:21 AM
Think of those poor Eastern European coders and their poor children, and the hard crusts of bread those children won't get if you don't buy Mage Knight: Apocalypse II. Think of them, Drinky.
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 01:22:33 AM
I am (not) proud to be one of the exactly 717 copies this game will sell.
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 10, 2006, 02:46:27 AM
Just wait a few months, there will be another Korean or Russian Diablo knockoff to purchase!!


Keep the faith!


Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 12:05:45 PM
:hyper can't wait :hyper
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: TVC15 on October 10, 2006, 01:05:11 PM
He claims he is getting rid of the game today.  I guarantee I can convince him to rebuy it the next time we go to Fry's, Home of Shitty Eastern European PC Games.
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 01:07:26 PM
It's in my truck!
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 10, 2006, 03:39:49 PM
It's in my truck!

Don't you mean "emasculating minivan"?
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 03:43:28 PM
hey, i own a ford ranger, too :(

mean!
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 03:44:04 PM
apparently -- well according to tvc's expostulatory reaction -- mage knight wasn't the most shocking thing about my game receipt.
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: TVC15 on October 10, 2006, 03:54:44 PM
He bought FF Crystal Chronicles and claims he likes the single player.
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 03:59:42 PM
:gloomy it's true
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 10, 2006, 04:04:59 PM
dont you carry a bucket of water in that game?
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 04:19:41 PM
not in single player -- a winged moppet carries it for you!

...

:gloomy

Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 10, 2006, 04:22:24 PM
do you drink the water?
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 04:24:14 PM
no, it's holy water that drives away the evil fog!


:gloomy
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 10, 2006, 04:31:08 PM
huh.
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 04:32:15 PM
it has pretty graphics and loot!


:-[ right?

:gloomy
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: TVC15 on October 10, 2006, 04:34:37 PM
it has pretty graphics and loot!


:-[ right?

:gloomy

It does look better than any of the Wii launch titles.
Title: Re: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 04:37:06 PM
I think they're making a sequel for the Wii, which would do more to get me to buy a Wii than Super Mario's Waggleverse or Waggle Wii Party or Wii Watersports or whatever else crap is dragging that launch into the sewer