THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2006, 12:38:56 AM
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a fool and his money...yeah what the fuck ever
anyway, it's utter asspaste spewed straight from the collective gaming buttocks of Eastern Europe. It promises Diablo-esque hacking and looting, but what you get are busted AI and the worst VA work since the first Baten Kaitos.
I took this bullet for you. Admittedly, it was a bullet from a gun only an idiot would stand in front of, but FUCK YOU I'M THAT IDIOT.
:-[
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Think of those poor Eastern European coders and their poor children, and the hard crusts of bread those children won't get if you don't buy Mage Knight: Apocalypse II. Think of them, Drinky.
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I am (not) proud to be one of the exactly 717 copies this game will sell.
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Just wait a few months, there will be another Korean or Russian Diablo knockoff to purchase!!
Keep the faith!
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:hyper can't wait :hyper
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He claims he is getting rid of the game today. I guarantee I can convince him to rebuy it the next time we go to Fry's, Home of Shitty Eastern European PC Games.
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It's in my truck!
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It's in my truck!
Don't you mean "emasculating minivan"?
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hey, i own a ford ranger, too :(
mean!
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apparently -- well according to tvc's expostulatory reaction -- mage knight wasn't the most shocking thing about my game receipt.
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He bought FF Crystal Chronicles and claims he likes the single player.
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:gloomy it's true
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dont you carry a bucket of water in that game?
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not in single player -- a winged moppet carries it for you!
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:gloomy
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do you drink the water?
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no, it's holy water that drives away the evil fog!
:gloomy
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huh.
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it has pretty graphics and loot!
:-[ right?
:gloomy
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it has pretty graphics and loot!
:-[ right?
:gloomy
It does look better than any of the Wii launch titles.
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I think they're making a sequel for the Wii, which would do more to get me to buy a Wii than Super Mario's Waggleverse or Waggle Wii Party or Wii Watersports or whatever else crap is dragging that launch into the sewer