THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 28, 2007, 07:07:13 PM
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Spoilers, of course.
I have not finished the movie yet, but if Orlando Bloom had just married that bitch and become the King Consult of Jerusalem, the entirety of the past 1000 years of muslim-christian relations would be warmer? All because he couldn't live with having that asshole Frenchie killed? Guess what, Orlando: you're responsible for 3000 of your own countrymen going down in WTC on 9/11, you twisted elf fuck.
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pretty much! ELVES CAUSED 9/11.
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:lol :lol
Don't forget that more US soldiers died in Iraq then the WTC.
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eva green was hotty totty in that movie, btw. i would let her wash my feet and salaam my aleikum.
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eva green is hot all the time
fixed
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Isnt bloom australian you groin lover, you should know this. Eva green is not hot, i cant stand freckles. Bleach her face for AAA material :(
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yes, but casino royale was so dull that i forgot to jerk
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I've gotten use out of that DVD. :shh
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:lol :lol
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Kingdom of Heaven :bow
Ridley Scott's best flick since Blade Runner.
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cajole: :o
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ridley scott is my fav direct0r of all tim3. Im more of a flash guy then a substance guy. Moving turkeys aint my jive yknow.
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I've gotten use out of that DVD. :shh
Yeah I think I've fapped to a lil Vesper action a few times. Maybe 3.
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Isnt bloom australian you groin lover, you should know this. Eva green is not hot, i cant stand freckles. Bleach her face for AAA material :(
Australia is basically the US with shittier money and uglier minorities. There, somebody said it.
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You guys really need to use google properly. She has done a movie with TONS of nudity and sex scenes in it. I forgot the name though.
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I've seen The Dreamers, Gay Boy. Only a cigarillo wouldn't remember the name.
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BUT THE KANGAROOS :(
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I've seen The Dreamers, Gay Boy. Only a cigarillo wouldn't remember the name.
I haven't seen it. I just uh used pictures. :-\
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Isnt bloom australian you groin lover, you should know this. Eva green is not hot, i cant stand freckles. Bleach her face for AAA material :(
Australia is basically the US with shittier money and uglier minorities. There, somebody said it.
:lol :lol :lol
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I've seen The Dreamers, Gay Boy. Only a cigarillo wouldn't remember the name.
I haven't seen it. I just uh used pictures. :-\
I came across it playing on IFC one day. It was GLORIOUS.
And :lol at TVC.
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Wait a second, why does that bitch sister take off Edward Norton's mask after he dies? They have to do the old movie trope where the dude in the cool looking mask gets unmasked and looks like Ruzbeh. Yes, we knew he had leprosy, how about letting duder die in dignity? You were his sister for fuck's sake. What motivation would you have for that? It's disrespectful. What, did you really need to confirm that you were the better looking of the two siblings? This is precisely why all women are whores.
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Wait a second, why does that bitch sister take off Edward Norton's mask after he dies? They have to do the old movie trope where the dude in the cool looking mask gets unmasked and looks like Ruzbeh. Yes, we knew he had leprosy, how about letting duder die in dignity? You were his sister for fuck's sake. What motivation would you have for that? It's disrespectful. What, did you really need to confirm that you were the better looking of the two siblings? This is precisely why all women are whores.
Ahahaha You're extra awesome today
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ed norton :bow :bow
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Did she take off his mask before or after realizing her kid had leprosy?
Eva Green in the Dreamers. :-*
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Hmmm, thinking I should do one more movie.
So far today, I have watched (starting at like 2am):
Dracula
The Fountain
The Brothers Grimm (this was my downtime movie after 2 movies I wanted to be attentive during)
Kingdom of Heaven DC (all of the above Blu Ray
The contenders for next (all in bd or hddvd):
Big Fish
300
The Usual Suspects
The Departed
Hot Fuzz (attempt 4!)
Shaun of the Dead
The Game (Fincher HD!)
Purple Rain
I am thinking either 300 or Purple Rain, so I could make it a full day of period costume dramas.
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300
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Orlando's Austrailian. He did it because he hates the US.
Is The Fountain any good?
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Orlando's Austrailian. He did it because he hates the US.
Is The Fountain any good?
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=13898.0
I didn't think it was megaton awesome, but it's really different and still really good.
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I've seen The Dreamers, Gay Boy. Only a cigarillo wouldn't remember the name.
I haven't seen it. I just uh used pictures. :-\
Do you even know who Bertolucci is? Wow.
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I'm sorry, since when is Orlando from Australia again?
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I'm sorry, since when is Orlando from Australia again?
Since the English didn't want him.
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Austrailian, English... same thing.
I kjust didn;t look iut up first.
I'm gonna go rent the fountain.
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Hmmm, thinking I should do one more movie.
So far today, I have watched (starting at like 2am):
Dracula
The Fountain
The Brothers Grimm (this was my downtime movie after 2 movies I wanted to be attentive during)
Kingdom of Heaven DC (all of the above Blu Ray
The contenders for next (all in bd or hddvd):
Big Fish
300
The Usual Suspects
The Departed
Hot Fuzz (attempt 4!)
Shaun of the Dead
The Game (Fincher HD!)
Purple Rain
I am thinking either 300 or Purple Rain, so I could make it a full day of period costume dramas.
300 probably looks the prettiest but it is the worst movie of that list.
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300 probably looks the prettiest but it is the worst movie of that list.
You didn't answer my question, Gay Boy. Do you know who Bertolucci is? Without looking his name up in Wikipedia?
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300 probably looks the prettiest but it is the worst movie of that list.
You didn't answer my question, Gay Boy. Do you know who Bertolucci is? Without looking his name up in Wikipedia?
I rarely watch european foreign movies. If it isn't Run Lola Run I doubt I have seen it. I am not hip enough I guess.
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Oh Gaybo, you have missed out on like so much good stuff. Nothing hip about it. If you aren't up to date on New Wave you are missing like 25% of 60s to modern cinema's influence.
I am watching 300. Oddly enough, the noise effect they use to make the film look gritty and not computery doesn't translate so hot, so the movie really doesn't look great compared to any of the previous ones I have watched to day. You'd think it would be the best, but those digital noise filters are tricky. The Shield uses one, too, and those normal DVDs upscale terribly because of it.
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I only got into "real" western cinema a few years ago I had some catch up to do.
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Orlando is from South Africa, which is like Australia but with more black people, nazis and shittier money.
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300 probably looks the prettiest but it is the worst movie of that list.
You didn't answer my question, Gay Boy. Do you know who Bertolucci is? Without looking his name up in Wikipedia?
I rarely watch european foreign movies. If it isn't Run Lola Run I doubt I have seen it. I am not hip enough I guess.
These isn't some obscure arthouse director, dude. Bernardo Bertolucci is a major Italian filmmaker: 1900 (with Depardieu and De Niro), The Conformist, Last Tango in Paris (with Marlon Brando), The Last Emperor, Stealing Beauty (Liv Tyler gets nekkid, omg), and The Dreamers (Eva Greennnnnn).
Netflix The Conformist and 1900, at least.
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There are very few movies funnier than Purple Rain.
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300>Kingdom of Heaven
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300>Kingdom of Heaven
you still havent seen KoH!
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300>Kingdom of Heaven
you still havent seen KoH!
He probably saw 15 minutes of it edited on BET and is judging from that.
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300>Kingdom of Heaven
you still havent seen KoH!
He probably saw 15 minutes of it edited on BET and is judging from that.
You aren't truly gay if you don't think Bloom is sexy as FUCK. wtf dude I would give him a handjob and maybe a dick kiss
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US is basically Canada with shittier money and dumber minorities. There, somebody said it.
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US is basically Canada with shittier money and dumber minorities. There, somebody said it.
Fuck you! Mupepes are definitely smarter than whatever the hell Arvies are!
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US is basically Canada with shittier money and dumber minorities. There, somebody said it.
Fuck you! Mupepes are definitely smarter than whatever the hell Arvies are!
oh shit :lol
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Arvies are still in the majority. Though not in Toronto. Our minorties are Harolds and Kumars.
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300>Kingdom of Heaven
you still havent seen KoH!
He probably saw 15 minutes of it edited on BET and is judging from that.
You aren't truly gay if you don't think Bloom is sexy as FUCK. wtf dude I would give him a handjob and maybe a dick kiss
where's the no homo
US is basically Canada with shittier money and dumber minorities. There, somebody said it.
Fuck you! Mupepes are definitely smarter than whatever the hell Arvies are!
:lol
But Arvies are so adorable no homo
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when i first saw this movie in theaters i was kinda disappointed because i expected a gladiator-esque movie, but i saw it again and liked it. i'm talking about the tc here. i'll watch the dc, which is supposed to be omg, soon.
norton <3
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Reading about the TC, it sounds like they cut out like a good third of the plot. Like I'm not sure how they edited that much out without making the movie incomprehensible, or ruining th epacing. Which might explain the tc's reviews,
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the tc was so bad, nothing really made sense.