THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Smooth Groove on October 29, 2007, 10:28:22 PM

Title: Sox win Most Valuable Team award!
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 29, 2007, 10:28:22 PM

 :(

This is just the beginning.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/071029&sportCat=mlb

Title: Re: Sox win Most Valuable Team award!
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 29, 2007, 10:28:59 PM

TEAM OF FOREVER NO TEAM CAN'T BEAT THEM OMG JESUS CHRIST

Title: Re: Sox win Most Valuable Team award!
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 29, 2007, 10:29:11 PM

If the Pats go undefeated, someone is bound to murder him.

Title: Re: Sox win Most Valuable Team award!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 29, 2007, 10:33:28 PM

HE MUST BE STOPPED.

Title: Re: Sox win Most Valuable Team award!
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 29, 2007, 10:41:11 PM

Simmons sounds like an uber dork in real life.  If Jim Rome hadn't introduce him as Bill Simmons, I would have thought he was just one of those stereotypical sports-radio nuts.   

Title: Re: Sox win Most Valuable Team award!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 12:22:15 AM

I bet you Simmons doesn't even have a father

Title: Re: Sox win Most Valuable Team award!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 30, 2007, 12:23:52 AM

Simmons : Boston :: Kohler : Nintendo

Title: Re: Sox win Most Valuable Team award!
Post by: xnikki118x on October 30, 2007, 12:59:30 AM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on October 30, 2007, 12:23:52 AM

Simmons : Boston :: Kohler : Nintendo

I love analogies like this.

Title: Re: Sox win Most Valuable Team award!
Post by: Rman on October 30, 2007, 08:58:43 AM

Isn't the fact that he is not a run of the mill, hyper objective sports journalist the reason he is so popular?

Title: Re: Sox win Most Valuable Team award!
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 30, 2007, 09:51:31 AM

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 29, 2007, 10:35:00 PM

Take solace in the fact that Bill Simmons is a jock sniffing manchild, and no matter what his heroes do, he is still just that.

Most men are jock-sniffing manchildren. He happens to get paid for being one.

By the way, are you Drinky's alt account.  ???