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Title: Left a big poo stain on the bottom of the toilet
Post by: bagofeyes on October 30, 2007, 04:51:41 AM

And one of the other staff just went in to use it lol

Title: Re: Left a big poo stain on the bottom of the toilet
Post by: Vizzys on October 30, 2007, 04:52:40 AM

someone once said nothing is nsfw in japan

Title: Re: Left a big poo stain on the bottom of the toilet
Post by: demi on October 30, 2007, 04:54:38 AM

Damn, you must have laid a big turd

Title: Re: Left a big poo stain on the bottom of the toilet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 04:56:32 AM

You know you've dropped a magnificent turd when you realize there's no shit on the toilet paper after the wipe.

it's magic!

Title: Re: Left a big poo stain on the bottom of the toilet
Post by: The Sceneman on October 30, 2007, 06:00:47 AM

thats called a miracle shit

Title: Re: Left a big poo stain on the bottom of the toilet
Post by: The Sceneman on October 30, 2007, 06:02:18 AM

bagofeyes, youre an aussie, have you head of the koala style? Its when you sit on the toilet the wrong way round so the turd hits the curve of the bowl and makes more mess than usual. I havent tried it myself becuase its disgusting

Title: Re: Left a big poo stain on the bottom of the toilet
Post by: bork on October 30, 2007, 07:18:10 AM

Thinking about it, I don't believe I have ever taken a crap at work in the 2+ years I've been living here. 

Quote from: Scenester on October 30, 2007, 06:02:18 AM

bagofeyes, youre an aussie, have you head of the koala style? Its when you sit on the toilet the wrong way round so the turd hits the curve of the bowl and makes more mess than usual. I havent tried it myself becuase its disgusting

 :lol

Title: Re: Left a big poo stain on the bottom of the toilet
Post by: bud on October 30, 2007, 08:10:48 AM

i once peed at a friend's house and i left a couple of drops on his seat. he was so mad the next day, because his dad wanted to go after me and he had to clean it first, lol.

Title: Re: Left a big poo stain on the bottom of the toilet
Post by: Barry Egan on October 30, 2007, 08:49:04 AM

I'm on the can right now with my laptop.  This is taking forever, and I also have the most uncomfortable toilet.  It's right up against the bathtub so I either have to sit on it from the side or squat  >:(.  I'm sitting for now, but it takes for-fucking-ever this way. 

 >:(

Title: Re: Left a big poo stain on the bottom of the toilet
Post by: Candyflip on October 30, 2007, 09:38:53 AM

My friend and two of his friends ended up being stopped by a cop the other night for walking out from behind an apparently abandoned building. Anyway, said cop was also busting some crackhead bum at the time, and while he was patting the bum down the guy's pants fell off, revealing some wonderfully aged tighty-whities complete with a battle scar in the form of a shit stain covering a good portion of the entire surface area of his undies. I actually felt bad for the guy when I heard the story.