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Title: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 01:15:09 PM: If you're buying out of a vending machine with change, use the smallest coins first (nickels, dimes, etc.) so that if the machine steals change, you won't have lost a quarter.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2007, 01:21:19 PM: yesterday's lesson for me was: there is no joy in owning a nerd in a job interview, because you hafta spend the next twenty minutes in uncomfortable silence and small talk. :'(
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 01:32:25 PM: I made a coworker feel like a loser today and for that i feel good.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2007, 01:39:22 PM: coworkers are different. they have every chance to own you later, so it's fair.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 01:53:51 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on October 30, 2007, 01:39:22 PM
coworkers are different. they have every chance to own you later, so it's fair.
true.

but a random nerd in a job interview is more satisfying, because probably for the next few months while he's watching animu he'll be thinking "I should have said blah blah blah. yeah, that's what I'll say next time I see him..."
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 30, 2007, 02:01:21 PM: The earlier you give up on life, the more drinks you can get in.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2007, 02:11:02 PM: :lol at Drinky owning people in the real world. I wonder if he talks the same way that he posts.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 30, 2007, 02:12:03 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2007, 02:11:02 PM
:lol at Drinky owning people in the real world. I wonder if he talks the same way that he posts.

I have asked that question. The general answer was yes. I fell in love.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Candyflip on October 30, 2007, 02:12:15 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2007, 02:11:02 PM
:lol at Drinky owning people in the real world. I wonder if he talks the same way that he posts.
I've always wondered it too. I wouldn't be able to think that fast in conversation.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2007, 02:21:54 PM: I would love to see a job interview given by Maf and Drinky together. It would be as ugly as them tag teaming one of their marks on the internet.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 30, 2007, 02:22:05 PM: Don't do shit you don't want to do. It sounds simple and very basic but soooo many people I know (and I used to be one of them) will stay in a work/relationship/whatever situation that is no good for them and further they KNOW it's no good for them out of some bizarre sense of duty or whatever.

DON'T BE THAT PERSON.

Also, if you're a dude and you're gonna be in a relationship with a woman you probably need to figure out how to slip her a lithium pill or something each day so that she's tolerable to be around. Just sayin!
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:24:35 PM: Don't let a 19 year old chick convince you a young relationship will work. It won't, and there's almost no point in it.

emo maurice :'(
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 30, 2007, 02:25:43 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:24:35 PM
Don't let a 19 year old chick convince you a young relationship will work. It won't, and there's almost no point in it.

emo maurice :'(

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Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:28:29 PM: nah it's not her but why do I feel like the badguy :'(
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 30, 2007, 02:28:46 PM: :lol

Poor PD, what happened?
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:34:52 PM: well i woke up to quite the steamy email. a good friend of mine, one whom i've known since i was 4, just broke up with her boyfriend. i had told her this dude was bad news, so i wasn't surprised to find out he was cheating on her. but now she wants to meet later today and tell me "something important about us" and i'm pretty sure i know what it is. so later today i'll most likely lose a friend :'(
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 30, 2007, 02:39:21 PM: :'( Losing friends sucks ass, thats why my number 2 rule in life is have none!

Why do you think your losing her though. Important about us, could mean go things?
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:42:54 PM: well the email reeked of desperation, and i just know she's gonna say we were meant to be together, she's knows it now, she wants to be more than friends, etc. and i don't because of my situation and because....i've know her since i was 4!
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 30, 2007, 02:45:35 PM: Your not officially dating vamp right? so why not see where things go with this other girl with out making things official. So what if you've known her since you were four. Also just because you reject her doesn't mean you'll loss her as a friend.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2007, 02:47:35 PM: ironically, me and maf interviewed someone today, and we were very nice because the candidate was NOT an annoying nerd but just a real duder lookin' to get some real skillz
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:55:47 PM: What do you mean by "nerd"?

Arvie: yeah but I'm very torn right now. I just don't see us as lovers or whatever. I mean, I remember playing doctor with her... :-\
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 30, 2007, 03:08:28 PM: Are you attracted to her? Is she attractive if you didn't know her for so long. If not, then tell her no but stay good friends.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 03:26:30 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:24:35 PM
Don't let a 19 year old chick convince you a young relationship will work. It won't, and there's almost no point in it.

emo maurice :'(
But that's distinguished mentally-challenged. In that case, they could all fail and what would be the point of any relationship? give it a shot.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Gay Boy on October 30, 2007, 03:27:45 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:24:35 PM
Don't let a 19 year old chick convince you a young relationship will work. It won't, and there's almost no point in it.

emo maurice :'(
But that's distinguished mentally-challenged. In that case, they could all fail and what would be the point of any relationship? give it a shot.
why would he wanna date someone he has known since he was FOUR? thats weird.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: demi on October 30, 2007, 03:27:54 PM: If you were born black, well, good luck with your life
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 30, 2007, 03:33:27 PM: Quote from: Gay Boy on October 30, 2007, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:24:35 PM
Don't let a 19 year old chick convince you a young relationship will work. It won't, and there's almost no point in it.

emo maurice :'(
But that's distinguished mentally-challenged. In that case, they could all fail and what would be the point of any relationship? give it a shot.
why would he wanna date someone he has known since he was FOUR? thats weird.

Whats the difference? Isn't there something about good friends making good lovers?
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 03:44:16 PM: Quote from: Gay Boy on October 30, 2007, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:24:35 PM
Don't let a 19 year old chick convince you a young relationship will work. It won't, and there's almost no point in it.

emo maurice :'(
But that's distinguished mentally-challenged. In that case, they could all fail and what would be the point of any relationship? give it a shot.
why would he wanna date someone he has known since he was FOUR? thats weird.

you guys are the biggest group of feggits i've ever met. Why would that be weird? Relationships aren't as big of a deal as some of you make them out to be. You can have a relationship with someone and not ruin a friendship.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: lordmaji on October 30, 2007, 03:56:19 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 01:32:25 PM
I made a coworker feel like a loser today and for that i feel good.

:( seems like a common trend lately. except I was the loser. :(
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Robo on October 30, 2007, 04:17:34 PM: I am not an annoying nerd and I totally want some skillz. I am hire candidate total.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: tiesto on October 30, 2007, 04:30:44 PM: Prole - how did you own the nerd in the interview? Sounds like it'd make a good story...
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:04:13 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 03:44:16 PM
Quote from: Gay Boy on October 30, 2007, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:24:35 PM
Don't let a 19 year old chick convince you a young relationship will work. It won't, and there's almost no point in it.

emo maurice :'(
But that's distinguished mentally-challenged. In that case, they could all fail and what would be the point of any relationship? give it a shot.
why would he wanna date someone he has known since he was FOUR? thats weird.

you guys are the biggest group of feggits i've ever met. Why would that be weird? Relationships aren't as big of a deal as some of you make them out to be. You can have a relationship with someone and not ruin a friendship.

If she's hot and you guys get along, I don't see why you couldn't just say you are going to take a few weeks to think about it and then see if she feels the same way two weeks from now.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:06:48 PM: see? bloodwake knows how this shit goes down. relationships aren't all about emotion and raging hormones and broken promises and friendships! Just be honest, mature and realistic about it with her. Tell her "let's give it a shot. if it works, it works. If it doesn't, then we can still be friends."

I repeat, a relationship does NOT have to ruin a friendship. At least you'll have given it a shot and you'll know.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 05:08:05 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:04:13 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 03:44:16 PM
Quote from: Gay Boy on October 30, 2007, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:24:35 PM
Don't let a 19 year old chick convince you a young relationship will work. It won't, and there's almost no point in it.

emo maurice :'(
But that's distinguished mentally-challenged. In that case, they could all fail and what would be the point of any relationship? give it a shot.
why would he wanna date someone he has known since he was FOUR? thats weird.

you guys are the biggest group of feggits i've ever met. Why would that be weird? Relationships aren't as big of a deal as some of you make them out to be. You can have a relationship with someone and not ruin a friendship.

If she's hot and you guys get along, I don't see why you couldn't just say you are going to take a few weeks to think about it and then see if she feels the same way two weeks from now.

That's a better idea. Ok
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:10:38 PM: Unexpected surprise of the day: people listen to me

:D
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:10:59 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
Unexpected surprise of the day: people listen to me

:D
cuz you're awesome
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2007, 05:11:15 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 05:08:05 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:04:13 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 03:44:16 PM
Quote from: Gay Boy on October 30, 2007, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 03:26:30 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 02:24:35 PM
Don't let a 19 year old chick convince you a young relationship will work. It won't, and there's almost no point in it.

emo maurice :'(
But that's distinguished mentally-challenged. In that case, they could all fail and what would be the point of any relationship? give it a shot.
why would he wanna date someone he has known since he was FOUR? thats weird.

you guys are the biggest group of feggits i've ever met. Why would that be weird? Relationships aren't as big of a deal as some of you make them out to be. You can have a relationship with someone and not ruin a friendship.

If she's hot and you guys get along, I don't see why you couldn't just say you are going to take a few weeks to think about it and then see if she feels the same way two weeks from now.

That's a better idea. Ok

No. Fuck her first to find out if it'll work out.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Eduardo24 on October 30, 2007, 05:23:09 PM: Mr. Prole should tell the story :)
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: xnikki118x on October 31, 2007, 01:46:40 AM: Rule to live by: be nice to people! If you're nice to people, they're generally going to be nicer to you. Besides, who wants to go around being angry all the time?
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: demi on October 31, 2007, 01:54:01 AM: It is better to be a snippy asshole than an angry one
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: brawndolicious on October 31, 2007, 02:09:12 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on October 31, 2007, 01:46:40 AM
Rule to live by: be nice to people! If you're nice to people, they're generally going to be nicer to you. Besides, who wants to go around being angry all the time?
ever heard of stinkmeanor from the boondocks?
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 31, 2007, 02:12:42 AM: "two in the pink, one in the stink"

not the other way 'round, lemme tell you
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: xnikki118x on October 31, 2007, 02:16:23 AM: Quote from: demi on October 31, 2007, 01:54:01 AM
It is better to be a snippy asshole than an angry one

Very true.

Quote from: am nintenho on October 31, 2007, 02:09:12 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on October 31, 2007, 01:46:40 AM
Rule to live by: be nice to people! If you're nice to people, they're generally going to be nicer to you. Besides, who wants to go around being angry all the time?
ever heard of stinkmeanor from the boondocks?

No, sorry.

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 31, 2007, 02:12:42 AM
"two in the pink, one in the stink"

not the other way 'round, lemme tell you

Dully noted!
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: brawndolicious on October 31, 2007, 02:43:34 AM: stinkmeanor, he knows how to live life.

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Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: max_cool on October 31, 2007, 03:03:16 AM: Alcoholism is the best disease one can ever contract!

also

Party now because old people suck

also

Never trust the Media (Bonus: Marketing companies are evil)

Also

Working for the man has its benefits, :shh

also

No matter what you do, some one else probably does it better, so fuck it, let's have a drink!!!

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never read threads before posting. What you have to say is important and everyone should read it.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: bagofeyes on October 31, 2007, 04:12:37 AM: You don't really have to be nice to women and old people. Thats just a myth they started themselves.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 31, 2007, 06:52:20 AM: Don't give money to homeless people.
Title: Re: Rules to live your life by
Post by: etiolate on October 31, 2007, 08:11:25 AM: Money is a vice and giving it away is a blessing to yourself.

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