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Title: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:17:00 PM: Alright.

So, this girl I know is reapplying for the college I go to.

This girl, in an earlier Facebook conversation with someone else, basically said "we're meant to be together lol." Just like that. That's like an exact quote.

So, in about two weeks (exactly two weeks from today) I'm supposed to pick her up from the airport. I'm massively paranoid about posting pictures on the internet because I've seen situations where they've gotten back to the person, but believe me, she's attractive. And, she's cool. She listens to my massive movie rants and is supportive of my possible film career (she wants to be in a movie I direct). And, I've had a thing for her for like the past year or so.

So,

-she told me first out of all her friends she was returning, and she wants me personally to pick her up from the airport
-earlier Facebook comments
-We've known each other for around a year, and have been very good friends.

Do you think this could be a possible relationship Evilbore?
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:18:18 PM: yes.

in fact, if you don't make a move, have fun being the gay straight best friend.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:21:22 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:18:18 PM
yes.

in fact, if you don't make a move, have fun being the gay straight best friend.

Oh, believe me, the ride back from the airport is going to be interesting, to say the least.

I'm SOOO tired of being the gay straight best friend. It's already happened once, possibly twice, and that girl ended up dating someone else (who is actually a GAF poster and one of my better friends)
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: bluemax on October 30, 2007, 05:22:23 PM: I'm not down with chicks who end typed sentences with lol, but I don't see why you shouldn't be able to at least turn this into something.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: demi on October 30, 2007, 05:23:13 PM: Don't talk about it during the drive, but throw some kindling and see if anything ignites
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: zeergoth on October 30, 2007, 05:23:33 PM: give it a shot, the worst she can say is "fuck you gay straight man!" :lol
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:25:18 PM: don't let it happen again. lay it out by planning something just for the two of you when she comes back and pay attention to her body language and make your move buddy.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 05:26:59 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:17:00 PM
and is supportive of my possible film career (she wants to be in a movie I direct).

:o :-*
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:28:23 PM: little does bloodwake know, he's got a future in the porn industry
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:30:50 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:28:23 PM
little does bloodwake know, he's got a future in the porn industry

Oh jesus.

If that movie's made, then EB will get the exclusive debut.

It won't, but still, I owe it to you guys, haha.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:31:23 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:25:18 PM
don't let it happen again. lay it out by planning something just for the two of you when she comes back and pay attention to her body language and make your move buddy.

Oh, I already have, and it involves drinking. I don't know how I could fuck this up.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:36:19 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:31:23 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:25:18 PM
don't let it happen again. lay it out by planning something just for the two of you when she comes back and pay attention to her body language and make your move buddy.

Oh, I already have, and it involves drinking. I don't know how I could fuck this up.
it's impossible at this point.

unless she is hitting on other guys at the bar and ignoring you (lol), you're in like sin. this might as well be your first date.

hell dude, even small things like holding her hand or putting your arm around her (small physical, non sexual contact!) can make it for you. you don't have to jump right in. Just plant the seed so she doesn't sit there all night thinking "why doesn't he want to stick his pecker in me?"

you're in, dude.

does she like racial jokes?
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:43:32 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:36:19 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on October 30, 2007, 05:31:23 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 30, 2007, 05:25:18 PM
don't let it happen again. lay it out by planning something just for the two of you when she comes back and pay attention to her body language and make your move buddy.

Oh, I already have, and it involves drinking. I don't know how I could fuck this up.
it's impossible at this point.

unless she is hitting on other guys at the bar and ignoring you (lol), you're in like sin. this might as well be your first date.

hell dude, even small things like holding her hand or putting your arm around her (small physical, non sexual contact!) can make it for you. you don't have to jump right in. Just plant the seed so she doesn't sit there all night thinking "why doesn't he want to stick his pecker in me?"

you're in, dude.

does she like racial jokes?

Half latino, so I'm not going there. Berea's sort of a intercultural town, so racism doesn't go over too well.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 09:35:37 PM: After you pick her up ask if she wants to eat out somewhere. Later ask her out. If she says no you'll know she's just playing you and sees you as some nerdy dude who can drive her around, buy her food, and give her advice. Fuck that.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: The Sceneman on October 30, 2007, 09:40:19 PM: It sounds like shes keen... but it pays to never expect anything or even act like your expecting something. Just play it cool, and if an oppurtunity arises, and you want that shit, just go for it. Youre a smart guy so you'll be all good.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on October 31, 2007, 12:18:12 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 09:35:37 PM
After you pick her up ask if she wants to eat out somewhere. Later ask her out. If she says no you'll know she's just playing you and sees you as some nerdy dude who can drive her around, buy her food, and give her advice. Fuck that.

Well, PD just basically read my mind, because that's what I was going to do.

I'm pretty sure that the "nerdy dude" possibility is present too.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 12, 2007, 06:41:37 AM: Bumped because Tuesday is like tomorrow and shit.

Wish me luck, I will need it.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: etiolate on November 12, 2007, 07:10:16 AM: May you have better luck than I
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 12, 2007, 08:44:17 AM: make sure you put your relationship in fourth normal form to avoid update anomalies

please kill me
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Mupepe on November 12, 2007, 10:34:06 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 12, 2007, 08:44:17 AM
make sure you put your relationship in fourth normal form to avoid update anomalies

please kill me
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 12, 2007, 10:58:50 AM: anyway, on this matter, some words on wisdom from the great Mormon faith:

Quote from: Elder Robert C. Oaks of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
Consider that you are invited to a friend's house for breakfast. On the table you see a large pitcher of freshly squeezed orange juice from which your host fills his glass. But he offers you none. Finally, you ask, "Could I have a glass of orange juice?"

He replies, "Oh, I am sorry. I was afraid you might not like orange juice, and I didn't want to offend you by offering you something you didn't desire."

Now, that sounds absurd, but it is not too different from the way we hesitate to offer up something far sweeter than orange juice. I have often worried how I would answer some friend about my hesitancy when I meet him beyond the veil.

don't hesitate to offer up something far sweeter than orange juice! else how will you answer her when you meet her beyond the veil.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: warcock on November 12, 2007, 02:59:25 PM: yo what i found to work alot with ladies is being cocky around them but funny at the same time. Try it.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 12, 2007, 03:11:08 PM: Does it really have to be at the same time, or if you alternate between them fast enough might they not notice the difference?
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 12, 2007, 03:42:10 PM: i prefer an asynchronous multicast approach -- i raise an arbitrary series of untyped cocky and/or funny events on the female in question, and then process the responses in the queued order of arrival.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 16, 2007, 03:13:52 AM: So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.

Life is good.

:supergay :supergay :supergay
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Ichirou on November 16, 2007, 03:18:29 AM: I request more information regarding what you mean by "positive results." Handjob? Or maybe more?
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2007, 03:49:21 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on November 16, 2007, 03:13:52 AM
So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.

Life is good.

:supergay :supergay :supergay

She's not bad looking either. You make a nice couple :-*
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 16, 2007, 10:24:23 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2007, 03:49:21 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on November 16, 2007, 03:13:52 AM
So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.

Life is good.

:supergay :supergay :supergay

She's not bad looking either. You make a nice couple :-*

Told ya!

:D
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Mupepe on November 16, 2007, 10:26:04 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2007, 03:49:21 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on November 16, 2007, 03:13:52 AM
So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.

Life is good.

:supergay :supergay :supergay

She's not bad looking either. You make a nice couple :-*
wait, wtf? you saw a pic?
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 16, 2007, 10:34:51 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 16, 2007, 10:26:04 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2007, 03:49:21 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on November 16, 2007, 03:13:52 AM
So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.

Life is good.

:supergay :supergay :supergay

She's not bad looking either. You make a nice couple :-*
wait, wtf? you saw a pic?

If you promise not to blackmail me, I will send you a picture sir via PM.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: T234 on November 16, 2007, 10:37:08 AM: Can I get a pic, bloodwake? You even know where to find me to kick my ass lol.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 16, 2007, 10:40:20 AM: Quote from: T234 on November 16, 2007, 10:37:08 AM
Can I get a pic, bloodwake? You even know where to find me to kick my ass lol.

Sure.

It will have to be later though, I'm going to work right now. BUT I WILL REMEMBER ladies and gents.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Powerslave on November 16, 2007, 10:40:45 AM: Just post it here :(
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: T234 on November 16, 2007, 10:41:05 AM: GODSPEED MAGAZINE SALESMAN
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Mupepe on November 16, 2007, 10:41:58 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on November 16, 2007, 10:34:51 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 16, 2007, 10:26:04 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2007, 03:49:21 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on November 16, 2007, 03:13:52 AM
So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.

Life is good.

:supergay :supergay :supergay

She's not bad looking either. You make a nice couple :-*
wait, wtf? you saw a pic?

If you promise not to blackmail me, I will send you a picture sir via PM.
yes please :)
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Tauntaun on November 16, 2007, 10:49:05 AM: mups can't blackmail people cause he's a dirty ~~sanchez~~ immigrant.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
who makes my titty balls boil with delight :-*
[close]
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Synbios459 on November 16, 2007, 10:55:08 AM: Can I get a pic, please :-*
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Mupepe on November 16, 2007, 11:19:22 AM: Quote from: Tauntaun on November 16, 2007, 10:49:05 AM
mups can't blackmail people cause he's a dirty ~~sanchez~~ immigrant.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
who makes my titty balls boil with delight :-*
[close]
omg omg omg omg you are soooooo sweet.
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 16, 2007, 11:57:21 AM: BTW, if you guys 4chan that shit, I will kill you. In cold blood. And then I will stab your body repeatedly until its a meaty pulp.

Just letting you know :D
Title: Re: Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)
Post by: T234 on November 16, 2007, 12:10:13 PM: Nice bloodwake, very nice.