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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: rodi on October 11, 2006, 11:11:51 PM

Title: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: rodi on October 11, 2006, 11:11:51 PM
I work the customer service counter at a food chain and I've noticed that people buying cigarette's are the nicest people ever. Even when I mess up and get them the wrong brand of cigarette's they just smile (or something close) and point out the right one for me. Compared to the average customer bringing in recycling vouchers who fly off the handle and bitch when I ask them for I.D or the person wanting their one hour photo's in thirty minutes along with the five other people (there's only one photo developing machine behind the counter, people!)

So, how are cigarette's? What makes them make people so happy and nice?

I had a dream where I was smoking, and it felt like I was crouched behind a car and swallowing the exhaust. Is that how smoking feels like?
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Vizzys on October 11, 2006, 11:15:59 PM
Overrated.

I don't like it personally.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2006, 11:21:59 PM
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Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Bacon on October 11, 2006, 11:23:56 PM
They weren't smokers, they just needed an excuse to chat you up. I would have done the same thing. :heart
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: rodi on October 11, 2006, 11:24:02 PM
Smokers will do anything for their cigs, even pretend to be nice to a lesbian.

It's not like I wear a sign: "I'm a lesbian" to work!  >:(
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2006, 11:26:27 PM
You can totally tell.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 11, 2006, 11:35:23 PM
Well, its like this.

Say you were addicted to crack, and like one family kept you in a closet without crack. Another family kept you in a closet WITH crack, which family would you be nice to?

Seriously tho, it's an addiction, and thats fine whatever. I love coffee as much as some people love ciggs.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Polari on October 11, 2006, 11:36:54 PM
The anti-smoking lobbyists have beaten them into submission.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Polari on October 11, 2006, 11:39:04 PM
Well, its like this.

Say you were addicted to crack, and like one family kept you in a closet without crack. Another family kept you in a closet WITH crack, which family would you be nice to?

Seriously tho, it's an addiction, and thats fine whatever. I love coffee as much as some people love ciggs.

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Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Polari on October 11, 2006, 11:39:32 PM
Well, shit, MAF. I think my post just made more sense than yours did.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2006, 11:40:17 PM
Polari's family needs to put him in the closet WITHOUT the crack this time.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 11, 2006, 11:41:17 PM
Polari is just another one of them internet pretenders ive been dealing with for ages. Old news lol
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: whiteACID on October 11, 2006, 11:42:53 PM
No, but I smoke them anyways!
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: rodi on October 11, 2006, 11:51:40 PM
No, but I smoke them anyways!

Is there a difference between hard packs and soft packs? Methanol? How does it taste like? Do you get tingly the first tme you suck in the smoke? I really am curious, and just that close to just trying it out myself if I wasn't so afraid of spending five bucks on just trying one cigarette.  :-\
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Vizzys on October 11, 2006, 11:53:33 PM
Smoking makes you cool.

:D

Anyway yeah smoking usually makes you get friends who also smoke. Its like a social circle of smokers.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Polari on October 11, 2006, 11:56:10 PM
You don't want to smoke menthol. People who smoke menthol go to hell along with people who listen to U2, shop at Hot Topic or own Xboxes.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Bacon on October 12, 2006, 12:06:50 AM
No, but I smoke them anyways!

Is there a difference between hard packs and soft packs? Methanol? How does it taste like? Do you get tingly the first tme you suck in the smoke? I really am curious, and just that close to just trying it out myself if I wasn't so afraid of spending five bucks on just trying one cigarette.  :-\

It's awful. You won't like it.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: cloudwalking on October 12, 2006, 12:08:37 AM
Smoking is gross :yuck
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2006, 12:22:53 AM
Smoking is gross :yuck

Amen sister.

It's an absolutely filthy habit. The last thing I want to do is smell someone's smokey breath, or worse: kiss them. Smoking is the ultamite turnoff for me. If a chick smokes, I lose all interest.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: rodi on October 12, 2006, 12:32:21 AM
Man, I think I'll buy a cigarette off someone one day and try it. The curiousity is killing me. I did the same thing with beer and wine - I will never touch them again.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 12, 2006, 12:35:02 AM
Man, I think I'll buy a cigarette off someone one day and try it. The curiousity is killing me. I did the same thing with beer and wine - I will never touch them again.
Sounds like you'll be back to guys in no time.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2006, 12:37:19 AM
Man, I think I'll buy a cigarette off someone one day and try it. The curiousity is killing me. I did the same thing with beer and wine - I will never touch them again.
Sounds like you'll be back to guys in no time.
:hyper

That sounds hot
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: rodi on October 12, 2006, 12:39:26 AM
Man, I think I'll buy a cigarette off someone one day and try it. The curiousity is killing me. I did the same thing with beer and wine - I will never touch them again.
Sounds like you'll be back to guys in no time.

No.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 12, 2006, 12:42:48 AM
Man, I think I'll buy a cigarette off someone one day and try it. The curiousity is killing me. I did the same thing with beer and wine - I will never touch them again.
Sounds like you'll be back to guys in no time.

No.
:-[
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: rodi on October 12, 2006, 12:43:56 AM
Man, I think I'll buy a cigarette off someone one day and try it. The curiousity is killing me. I did the same thing with beer and wine - I will never touch them again.
Sounds like you'll be back to guys in no time.

No.
:-[

We'll talk about this in my future first kiss thread.




















 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 12:51:59 AM
I used to smoke a little less than a pack o' day, from the time I was 19 until my mid 20's sometime. Really, really loved to smoke at first. Certain things become ceramonies: the first smoke of the day, smoking on the shitter (BEST SHITS THAT WAY, anyone who says otherwise is a liar or never smoked), flipping one cigarette over before smoking the pack - always the same position in the pack (mine was the fourth from the lower-left) and that was your "lucky" one that you smoked last, etc etc.

It was just something I had to have. Never had an addiction so powerful. Until I started drinking and smoking ganja a lot, now I can't stop doing either of those! Whatever. At least I don't smoke fegs anymore.  :angel :angel
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Vizzys on October 12, 2006, 12:57:48 AM
or own Xboxes.

Fuck off...seriously. ::)
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 12, 2006, 12:57:57 AM
Quote
flipping one cigarette over before smoking the pack - always the same position in the pack (mine was the fourth from the lower-left) and that was your "lucky" one that you smoked last, etc etc.

Quit making smoking sound cool!

My only vice is whiskey, and thats not really a vice since im not an alcoholic by nature, I just like getting drunk enough at home to fall asleep on the floor in the living room.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: rodi on October 12, 2006, 12:59:11 AM
Quote
flipping one cigarette over before smoking the pack - always the same position in the pack (mine was the fourth from the lower-left) and that was your "lucky" one that you smoked last, etc etc.

Quit making smoking sound cool!

My only vice is whiskey, and thats not really a vice since im not an alcoholic by nature, I just like getting drunk enough at home to fall asleep on the floor in the living room.

wtf, that sounds worse then smoking while taking a shit.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 01:03:34 AM
wtf, that sounds worse then smoking while taking a shit.


do not knock it until you have tried it.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 01:04:20 AM
You don't want to smoke menthol. People who smoke menthol go to hell along with people who listen to U2, shop at Hot Topic or own Xboxes.


I used to smoke menthols. Play Phantom Dust, fagortz
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: rodi on October 12, 2006, 01:05:02 AM
wtf, that sounds worse then smoking while taking a shit.


do not knock it until you have tried it.

Ok ok ok.  :P

Just out of curiousity, what brand did you smoke?
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 01:08:49 AM
Camel regulars when I first started because I needed to smoke something with an identifiable filter; i couldn't fuck with the all-white Marlboro Lights for asthetic reasons. Then I graduated to Camel Wides, holy fuck. Then I switched back to Camel regulars, and then I decided I would smoke Marlboro Lights - mainly b/c my roommates and the people I rolled with smoked that kind, and you would be surprised at how smokers tend to kinda eventually switch to the same kinda smoke that their crowd does, sort of like how girls can eventually synch up their periods after spending lotsa time with each other but I digress.

And throw some Newports in once in a while.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Polari on October 12, 2006, 01:09:14 AM
or own Xboxes.

Fuck off...seriously. ::)

I was kidding. ::)
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Vizzys on October 12, 2006, 01:11:47 AM
Thats good, for a minute there I thought I was reading opa-ages again.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: rodi on October 12, 2006, 01:13:44 AM
But how does it feel like to smoke?
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2006, 01:14:50 AM
You've never sucked hard on something before?  :-*
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 01:15:59 AM
But how does it feel like to smoke?

IT FEELS GOOD, MAN

but for me, it started feeling gross which is really the only way to stop without some kind of drug or intervention or therapy or something. and i'm glad that happened for me.

i used to like to have a smoke when i drank, but i drink so much that i would be smoking again if i did that!  :-
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: rodi on October 12, 2006, 01:18:14 AM
You've never sucked hard on something before?  :-*

Oh stop that!  :-*

But how does it feel like to smoke?

IT FEELS GOOD, MAN

but for me, it started feeling gross which is really the only way to stop without some kind of drug or intervention or therapy or something. and i'm glad that happened for me.

i used to like to have a smoke when i drank, but i drink so much that i would be smoking again if i did that!  :-

That's probably my only fear. I hate the idea of being too dependant on something as trivial as a cigarette.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Vizzys on October 12, 2006, 01:31:28 AM
LOL ADDICTIONS

...Anyway back to my video games.
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 12, 2006, 01:33:13 AM
You start smoking and I'll kick your ass.   >:(
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: rodi on October 12, 2006, 01:42:35 AM
You start smoking and I'll kick your ass.   >:(

/thread.  :-X
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2006, 01:43:28 AM
You start smoking and I'll kick your ass.   >:(

But you don't have any muscles
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 12, 2006, 01:48:19 AM
Whats wrong with sleeping on the floor half drunk!??!
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Bacon on October 12, 2006, 08:48:34 AM
Man, I think I'll buy a cigarette off someone one day and try it. The curiousity is killing me. I did the same thing with beer and wine - I will never touch them again.
Sounds like you'll be back to guys in no time.

No.

 :'(
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2006, 01:32:45 PM
I used to smoke cigarettes, but I dropped it before I got married cuz well, it's really gross when you think about it. Man, quitting sucks -- especially when you're an overworked grad student in CS.

the kind herb, on the other hand

...

:shh :pimp
Title: Re: Do Cigarette's make you happy?
Post by: Bacon on October 12, 2006, 04:04:44 PM
I used to smoke cigarettes, but I dropped it before I got married cuz well, it's really gross when you think about it. Man, quitting sucks -- especially when you're an overworked grad student in CS.

the kind herb, on the other hand

...

:shh :pimp

She probably would have preferred if you gave up smoking pole too.  :dur