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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 30, 2007, 09:37:41 PM

Title: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: TVC15 on October 30, 2007, 09:37:41 PM
He just left me an excessively strange voicemail.  Rather interesting.  He opens the voicemail by recounting an incident that happened in grade school, he said, 4th grade.  I didn't recall what he said as, well, ever happening; as a matter of fact, I was never friends with this person after 6th or 7th grade when he moved away, and I don't think I saw him more than a handful of times after that.  So he calls with this anecdote, and it takes me a minute to even remember who the fuck he is, and when I finally did, the first thing that popped into my head was "Why the fuck is he calling me?"  I wondered where he got my number, but I'm sure he either directly or indirectly knows people that have my number.  Still, weirdness abounds.

Anyway, after the anecdote and like two other sentences where I wasn't paying attention because I was trying to figure out what was going on, hd mentions that he just got married a month ago.  Curiously, he went into a bit of detail on this, saying that he only met the girl a few months before.  It seemed like an out of place detail.  He didn't indicate that he married someone I know or anything.  He basically just pointed out that he got married to someone that he barely knew.  At this point, I was trying to put together puzzle pieces in my head, and I think I missed another sentence or so.  He calls me after. . .let's say 15 years, and tells me that he just got married all of a sudden?  He followed up with remarks about how grey and shitty the area (central PA, where we grew up) was.  He kind of sounded, I dunno, crazy?  But I don't really know the guy, so who am I to say?  I'd say he sounded manic, but judging off a 2 minute voicemail message probably isn't so wise.

Somewhere along the line, he indicated that I was in WA.  I'm assuming he talked to someone about me and got my number.  He closed the call asking me to give him a call back, but the whole thing seemed really, really weird, and I deleted the message, though I kind of wish I didn't now.

Anyone care to take a guess what the fuck this was about?  As far as I can remember, it's not like he was even a close friend of mine when I did know him.

It was just all very strange.
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 09:40:45 PM
sounds like he's str8t but looking for male bbjcim, and someone who speaks gr33k.
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: Candyflip on October 30, 2007, 09:40:57 PM
:lol Sounds like he dropped a blotter or two and then picked up the phone.
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on October 30, 2007, 10:08:57 PM
Whiteman when are we gonna get married?
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2007, 11:03:59 PM
sounds like he a took a few hits of something -- enough to bake his nostalgia gland like custard -- and used his phone. i got a call from a guy from my hs i didn't even LIKE about three years ago with a message that was no more than "man, where are you at these days, heard you got some money, we should haaaang and party, call me" and of course i didn't and frankly YAY because he sounded totally balls fucking stoned-slash-drunk.
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: drohne on October 30, 2007, 11:06:11 PM
i've done the 'take drugs and then leave weird phone messages' thing. in my inexplicable youth. i wouldn't advise it.
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: xnikki118x on October 31, 2007, 01:34:48 AM
sounds like he a took a few hits of something -- enough to bake his nostalgia gland like custard -- and used his phone.

That's what it sounds like to me, too. Or maybe everyone the guy knows is telling him the wedding was a bad idea, so he's reaching out to anyone and everyone he's ever known hoping that someone, somewhere will say that it was a good idea for him to get married.
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 31, 2007, 02:42:21 AM
sounds like he a took a few hits of something -- enough to bake his nostalgia gland like custard -- and used his phone.

That's what it sounds like to me, too. Or maybe everyone the guy knows is telling him the wedding was a bad idea, so he's reaching out to anyone and everyone he's ever known hoping that someone, somewhere will say that it was a good idea for him to get married.

Thats over thinking it.  Clearly after marrying a woman he is questioning his sexuality, and is coming to Whiteman for his world renowned straight turning.   
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: aoi tsuki on October 31, 2007, 02:59:05 AM
:lol Sounds like he dropped a blotter or two and then picked up the phone.
Preface that with him getting TVC's number from a mutual friend and wanting a mutual masturbation session and you have exactly my thoughts.
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: hyp on October 31, 2007, 04:30:17 AM
sounds like drunk dialin' to me.
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: max_cool on October 31, 2007, 04:37:15 AM
Rock 'n roll will never die?????
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: TVC15 on October 31, 2007, 04:43:08 AM
sounds like drunk dialin' to me.

Nah, he was definitely sober.  Well, at least not drunk.  The message was left at maybe 5 in the evening his time.  He was driving when he called, too.

Rock 'n roll will never die?????

:)
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 31, 2007, 10:39:30 AM
oh yeah, I do that all the time.  except for the getting married part.  but given recent trends that's probably not far behind, Vegas here I come
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: Bloodwake on October 31, 2007, 11:49:58 AM
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It was just all very strange.

join facebook - it's like this every couple of hours.


 :lol

This is very, very true.

I think one of the most bizarre thing about Facebook is the use of real names in comparison to like, well, Evilbore or any forum. So, when you are trolling someone's dumbass opinion you have to be like "lol Maurice, Unforgiven is amazing you dolt" rather than like Phoenix Dark for example. It makes it so REAL.

BTW, just an example. I've never trolled PD on Facebook (yet)
Title: Re: Hey hey my my, an old friend of mine went batshit and got married
Post by: Tauntaun on October 31, 2007, 02:26:25 PM
maybe he was wackin it while leavin the message?  ???