THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Vizzys on October 31, 2007, 07:36:00 PM

Title: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: Vizzys on October 31, 2007, 07:36:00 PM
bioware lost  :lol
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: TVC15 on October 31, 2007, 07:38:16 PM
huh
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: Vizzys on October 31, 2007, 07:39:12 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=204326
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 31, 2007, 07:48:44 PM
TLDR and I don't want to look at 150 screens
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 31, 2007, 07:50:45 PM
I'm guessing the screens look shitty?
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: Vizzys on October 31, 2007, 07:52:22 PM
they must be seen to be believed

probably/hopefully not retail build
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 31, 2007, 07:55:10 PM
yeah because graphic engines change so much 3 weeks before a game hits store shelves

do you people even know how that little disc inside your 360 turns into a game
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 31, 2007, 07:57:41 PM
someone forgot to close the < i > tag on the interface
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 31, 2007, 07:58:50 PM
what the shit it looks like the texture on that dude didn't even finish loading
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: y2kev on October 31, 2007, 08:01:26 PM
what the shit it looks like the texture on that dude didn't even finish loading

I think it's possible that that is actually what happened. These shots don't match what we've seen of the game at all.
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: thekavorka on October 31, 2007, 08:01:36 PM
this can't be life
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 31, 2007, 08:03:24 PM
COD4 > all
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: hyp on October 31, 2007, 08:06:16 PM
those shots are fucking terrible. 
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: The Sceneman on October 31, 2007, 08:50:18 PM
 Mass Effect = dogshit, confirmed
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: bluemax on October 31, 2007, 08:53:07 PM
Its like they took Mass Effect and ported it to a late 90s PC :(
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: drohne on October 31, 2007, 09:24:41 PM
- downgrade total
- is still an rpg

+ space lesbians
+ moon patrol

all in all it's finally a mixed bag and will ultimately appeal to fans of things like boredom and interspecies erotica -- to sum up
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 31, 2007, 09:25:52 PM
"is still an RPG" is ? in my book
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: TVC15 on October 31, 2007, 09:28:12 PM
You should be happy about Bioware's evolving dialog options, Patel.  Instead of

Good
Eh
Bad

You now get

Lezzie
Eh
Really Lezzie
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: Valcrist on October 31, 2007, 09:29:24 PM
You should be happy about Bioware's evolving dialog options, Patel.  Instead of

Good
Eh
Bad

You now get

Lezzie
Eh
Really Lezzie

The choices are hard when it comes to the fate of the galaxy.
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 31, 2007, 09:37:17 PM
You should be happy about Bioware's evolving dialog options, Patel.  Instead of

Good
Eh
Bad

You now get

Lezzie
Eh
Really Lezzie

Lezzie = Eh
Eh = Bad
Really Lezzie = Good

same old same old
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: TVC15 on October 31, 2007, 09:38:43 PM
If I were at Bioware, I would redo the dialog trees so they were:

Lexx
Caligula
Irreversible
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: zeergoth on October 31, 2007, 09:46:29 PM
If I were at Bioware, I would redo the dialog trees so they were:

Lexx
Caligula
Irreversible
Danny Bonaduce' micropenis
fixed.
Title: Re: BY THE GODDESS, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Post by: TVC15 on October 31, 2007, 09:47:23 PM
I APOLOGIZED FOR THAT!