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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 01:49:56 PM

Title: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 01:49:56 PM: Nice try, but I live to tell the tale. It did aggrivate my recent back injury, though. Painkillers ftw!
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 01:54:58 PM: :ninja
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 02:03:17 PM: I MAY REQUIRE LEGAL REPRESENTATION.

This is the second accident I've been involved in within a week.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2006, 02:04:14 PM: Call WayWay Legal Services!

1-800-CRY-BABY
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 12, 2006, 03:59:17 PM: I was kind of hoping for a story where you found God and are converting to Mormanism or some other cult.

What a let down.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 04:09:59 PM: How did you get that out of the topic title. You're sick!
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: brawndolicious on October 12, 2006, 04:14:32 PM: The painkillers go in the mouth.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 04:29:59 PM: i dont get it
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: brawndolicious on October 12, 2006, 04:32:51 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 12, 2006, 04:29:59 PM
i dont get it
You take them orally, not anally.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 12, 2006, 04:41:46 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 12, 2006, 02:04:14 PM
Call WayWay Legal Services!

1-800-CRY-BABY

Heh. :)
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 04:43:24 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on October 12, 2006, 04:32:51 PM
Quote from: Willco on October 12, 2006, 04:29:59 PM
i dont get it
You take them orally, not anally.

i dont get it
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: brawndolicious on October 12, 2006, 04:59:29 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 12, 2006, 04:43:24 PM
i dont get it
Pain will not go away if you put it up ass.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 12, 2006, 05:05:02 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on October 12, 2006, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: Willco on October 12, 2006, 04:43:24 PM
i dont get it
Pain will not go away if you put it up ass.
I don't get it.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: brawndolicious on October 12, 2006, 05:07:52 PM: Quote from: CrystalGemini on October 12, 2006, 05:05:02 PM
I don't get it.
Some pills that are too big to be swallowed can be put up assholes and they will apparantly work.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:09:03 PM: What CrystalPepsi is trying to subtly say is: she'd like you to try a little assplay. Start with a pinkie.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: brawndolicious on October 12, 2006, 05:12:49 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:09:03 PM
What CrystalPepsi is trying to subtly say is: she'd like you to try a little assplay. Start with a pinkie.
I think you already said what that feels like.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:14:16 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on October 12, 2006, 05:12:49 PM
I think you already said what that feels like.

I did?
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: brawndolicious on October 12, 2006, 05:16:01 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:14:16 PM
I did?
Opa-ages, Ruzbeh's dildo thread.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:17:02 PM: Oh. So? A pinkie up the bum is a lot of fun! Willco should do his lady right.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: brawndolicious on October 12, 2006, 05:18:43 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:17:02 PM
Oh. So? A pinkie up the bum is a lot of fun! Willco should do his lady right.
They don't have prostates!
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 12, 2006, 05:18:49 PM: WTF is going on here? ???
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:20:22 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on October 12, 2006, 05:18:43 PM
They don't have prostates!

They do have nerve endings, though. Why the fuck am I wasting time on you? Get laid.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: brawndolicious on October 12, 2006, 05:21:59 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:20:22 PM
They do have nerve endings, though. Why the fuck am I wasting time on you? Get laid.
I don't know, why the fuck are you telling me the ass is better than a vagina for orgasm?
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:22:59 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on October 12, 2006, 05:21:59 PM
I don't know, why the fuck are you telling me the ass is better than a vagina for orgasm?

Where did I say that? Tell me, tell me tell me.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: brawndolicious on October 12, 2006, 05:26:35 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:22:59 PM
Where did I say that? Tell me, tell me tell me.
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:17:02 PM
Oh. So? A pinkie up the bum is a lot of fun! Willco should do his lady right.
How is this the right way? Or did you say that she should stick her finger up Willco's bum to give him satisfaction in a way pumping his dick could not give?
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 12, 2006, 05:28:20 PM: Gawd, this thread has gone to Hell.

BAIL OUT
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 05:32:38 PM: am nintenho and Saint Cornelius are about to unleash their homoerotic feelings upon each other's rectums.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 12, 2006, 05:38:13 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 12, 2006, 05:32:38 PM
am nintenho and Saint Cornelius are about to unleash their homoerotic feelings upon each other's rectums.

FINGERS UP THE POOPERS, WILLCO.

FINGERS. UP. THE POOPERS. :-*
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2006, 05:52:07 PM: The car probably just bounced off your fat ass.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:55:12 PM: I'm about ready to entroduce the mushroom kingdom to my mushroom tip.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 06:01:30 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2006, 05:52:07 PM
The car probably just bounced off your fat ass.

I'm disappointed it took this long for a fat joke to occur, and disappointed that this is the one you chose. I guess you can't all be Corny.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 06:27:19 PM: Thank god for that.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: brawndolicious on October 13, 2006, 03:41:06 PM: amen.
Title: Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
Post by: rocketman on October 14, 2006, 08:10:26 PM: Corny couldn't get a hot asian woman. That's all I'm saying.

Great intelligence doesn't make up for a fucking ugly ass face.