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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ToxicAdam on November 01, 2007, 12:24:21 PM

Title: Father of the Year
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 01, 2007, 12:24:21 PM
So, before my little dudes goto bed I let them jump on our bed while I put them in their pajamas.

I was suiting up one of the little guys and his brother got into the nightstand next to the bed. He unscrewed the cap of a white bottle and and held it up to look inside of it.

All the liquid KY poured out over his face and got into his eye!

So, he's screaming .. I grab him and run him down to the kitchen sink to wash out his eye. Then I have that inner debate of whether I should run him to the hospital .. then I'm thinking about how wierd it would be to tell the nurses that my son got KY in his eyes.

Luckily, he was fine. There was no redness or inflammation of his eye. One glass of milk and cookie later he was all set for bed.

 :-\
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Mupepe on November 01, 2007, 12:26:46 PM
:lol :lol

When my daughter was 1 day shy of her first birthday, I accidentally rammed her head into a door.  For her birthday party the next day, she had a big purple welt on her forehead.
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Stocky on November 01, 2007, 12:31:01 PM
:lol :lol

When my daughter was 1 day shy of her first birthday, I accidentally rammed her head into a door.  For her birthday party the next day, she had a big purple welt on her forehead.

Tell the truth, Mupepe.

You were drunk, she was crying

You just wanted her to stop
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Mupepe on November 01, 2007, 12:39:37 PM
:lol

wrong.  although she had just began taking a shit on my couch and I was rushing to take her to the tub.
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 01, 2007, 12:41:48 PM
You can't explain how awful you feel when you are responsible for hurting your own kid. Even the smallest bump makes you feel like shit for the next few days.

Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2007, 12:42:21 PM
ToxicAdam is married?  :heartbeat
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Mupepe on November 01, 2007, 12:42:30 PM
You can't explain how awful you feel when you are responsible for hurting your own kid. Even the smallest bump makes you feel like shit for the next few days.


seriously.  especially when they look at you with those little eyes and ask "why would you do this?"  :'(
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Mupepe on November 01, 2007, 12:42:42 PM
ToxicAdam is married?  :heartbeat
to the GOP
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Himu on November 01, 2007, 12:45:58 PM
ToxicAdam is married?  :heartbeat

um you didn't know this?
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2007, 12:48:17 PM
ToxicAdam is married?  :heartbeat

um you didn't know this?

No. Why are most of the conservative posters on GAF/EB older, married, and professionals  :bow
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Himu on November 01, 2007, 12:51:50 PM
Are you serious? This is old ass news. His old avatar used to be his kid.
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Stocky on November 01, 2007, 12:52:38 PM
Are you serious? This is old ass news. His old avatar used to be his kid.

It still is.
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Himu on November 01, 2007, 12:53:00 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Mupepe on November 01, 2007, 12:58:49 PM
ToxicAdam is married?  :heartbeat

um you didn't know this?

No. Why are most of the conservative posters on GAF/EB older, married, and professionals  :bow
because reality sets in at some point.  you can't be a dirty marxist forever :'(
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 01, 2007, 02:51:00 PM
When I was little, my grandma dropped me.  She caught me after I bounced off the wall but before I hit the ground.  There is a reason I can't spell!  Also I once fell into a badger hole, up to the neck, under my grandpas watch  :lol  The worst one though, is when I was about 4 and, on a farm an hour away from any hospital, my mom and grandma let me play with a potato slicer, and for those that don't know, these things are like little guilitines; put the potato in, press down and the potato cuts in two.  With in ten seconds I put my finger into it and press down with all my might, then spend the next hour with a bleeding finger as we try to get to a hospital. 
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: demi on November 01, 2007, 03:04:39 PM
ToxicAdam is married?  :heartbeat

um you didn't know this?

No. Why are most of the conservative posters on GAF/EB older, married, and professionals  :bow

Because they're boring.

No offense Toxic, but, you are in Ohio
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 01, 2007, 03:22:32 PM
Ohio is boring. So are the people living in it. It's true.


Are you serious? This is old ass news. His old avatar used to be his kid.

Actually, that old GAF avatar is just some random pic I pulled off the internet.

I have twin boys that are 2 yrs old, been married for 5 years now.


Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2007, 03:32:08 PM
How come you talk about your kids, but never your wife?  Is your marriage a sham!?
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: zeergoth on November 01, 2007, 03:35:04 PM
Ohio is boring. So are the people living in it. It's true.


Are you serious? This is old ass news. His old avatar used to be his kid.

Actually, that old GAF avatar is just some random pic I pulled off the internet.

I have twin boys that are 2 yrs old, been divorced for 5 years now.


fixed.
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 01, 2007, 04:08:02 PM
 :lol


I think I've referenced my wife enough. I learned my lesson long ago .. never post a picture of your wife/gf on the internet. Nothing good ever comes of it.

Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: T234 on November 01, 2007, 04:12:37 PM
Jeremy Clarkson was apparently wrong, Tories do, in fact, "do it better".
Title: Re: Father of the Year
Post by: Gay Boy on November 01, 2007, 05:17:16 PM
PD confused ToxicAdam with APF. APF is the 30+ republican who is single.