THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ToxicAdam on November 01, 2007, 12:24:21 PM
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So, before my little dudes goto bed I let them jump on our bed while I put them in their pajamas.
I was suiting up one of the little guys and his brother got into the nightstand next to the bed. He unscrewed the cap of a white bottle and and held it up to look inside of it.
All the liquid KY poured out over his face and got into his eye!
So, he's screaming .. I grab him and run him down to the kitchen sink to wash out his eye. Then I have that inner debate of whether I should run him to the hospital .. then I'm thinking about how wierd it would be to tell the nurses that my son got KY in his eyes.
Luckily, he was fine. There was no redness or inflammation of his eye. One glass of milk and cookie later he was all set for bed.
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:lol :lol
When my daughter was 1 day shy of her first birthday, I accidentally rammed her head into a door. For her birthday party the next day, she had a big purple welt on her forehead.
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:lol :lol
When my daughter was 1 day shy of her first birthday, I accidentally rammed her head into a door. For her birthday party the next day, she had a big purple welt on her forehead.
Tell the truth, Mupepe.
You were drunk, she was crying
You just wanted her to stop
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:lol
wrong. although she had just began taking a shit on my couch and I was rushing to take her to the tub.
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You can't explain how awful you feel when you are responsible for hurting your own kid. Even the smallest bump makes you feel like shit for the next few days.
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ToxicAdam is married? :heartbeat
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You can't explain how awful you feel when you are responsible for hurting your own kid. Even the smallest bump makes you feel like shit for the next few days.
seriously. especially when they look at you with those little eyes and ask "why would you do this?" :'(
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ToxicAdam is married? :heartbeat
to the GOP
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ToxicAdam is married? :heartbeat
um you didn't know this?
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ToxicAdam is married? :heartbeat
um you didn't know this?
No. Why are most of the conservative posters on GAF/EB older, married, and professionals :bow
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Are you serious? This is old ass news. His old avatar used to be his kid.
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Are you serious? This is old ass news. His old avatar used to be his kid.
It still is.
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:lol
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ToxicAdam is married? :heartbeat
um you didn't know this?
No. Why are most of the conservative posters on GAF/EB older, married, and professionals :bow
because reality sets in at some point. you can't be a dirty marxist forever :'(
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When I was little, my grandma dropped me. She caught me after I bounced off the wall but before I hit the ground. There is a reason I can't spell! Also I once fell into a badger hole, up to the neck, under my grandpas watch :lol The worst one though, is when I was about 4 and, on a farm an hour away from any hospital, my mom and grandma let me play with a potato slicer, and for those that don't know, these things are like little guilitines; put the potato in, press down and the potato cuts in two. With in ten seconds I put my finger into it and press down with all my might, then spend the next hour with a bleeding finger as we try to get to a hospital.
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ToxicAdam is married? :heartbeat
um you didn't know this?
No. Why are most of the conservative posters on GAF/EB older, married, and professionals :bow
Because they're boring.
No offense Toxic, but, you are in Ohio
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Ohio is boring. So are the people living in it. It's true.
Are you serious? This is old ass news. His old avatar used to be his kid.
Actually, that old GAF avatar is just some random pic I pulled off the internet.
I have twin boys that are 2 yrs old, been married for 5 years now.
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How come you talk about your kids, but never your wife? Is your marriage a sham!?
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Ohio is boring. So are the people living in it. It's true.
Are you serious? This is old ass news. His old avatar used to be his kid.
Actually, that old GAF avatar is just some random pic I pulled off the internet.
I have twin boys that are 2 yrs old, been divorced for 5 years now.
fixed.
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I think I've referenced my wife enough. I learned my lesson long ago .. never post a picture of your wife/gf on the internet. Nothing good ever comes of it.
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Jeremy Clarkson was apparently wrong, Tories do, in fact, "do it better".
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PD confused ToxicAdam with APF. APF is the 30+ republican who is single.