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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 02:23:13 PM

Title: MSNBC explores REAL desperate housewives and you will be TURNED ON...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 02:23:13 PM
(http://www.evilbore.com/images/tupperware.jpg)
Title: Re: MSNBC explores REAL desperate housewives and you will be TURNED ON...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2006, 02:25:22 PM
well, i'm dead inside
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 02:26:30 PM
She's a total MILF, Drinky.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2006, 02:28:01 PM
She looks sort of like you Willco :lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 02:28:33 PM
Don't lie, you'd still hit it anyway.  I know you want me.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 12, 2006, 02:28:47 PM
I am certainly not clicking play to view the video.  Willco, you need to stop reading MSNBC's online shit.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 02:29:39 PM
I can't - it's our corporate homepage.  Everyone at the office reads MSNBC.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2006, 02:30:20 PM
We need an emoticon based on that fat chick.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 02:30:51 PM
Where is Ecrofirt when you need him!  It should totally involve sex toys, though.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2006, 02:33:36 PM
needs the dildo going in and out of her mouth
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Post by: TVC15 on October 12, 2006, 02:35:14 PM
Dildo going in and out of Willco's mouth!
Title: Re: MSNBC explores REAL desperate housewives and you will be TURNED ON...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 02:38:09 PM
TVC, admit it right now - you've got an erection thinking about that, don't you?
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Post by: TVC15 on October 12, 2006, 02:39:18 PM
TVC, admit it right now - you've got an erection thinking about that, don't you?

I am too hungry to have erections.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 02:41:23 PM
Why do you lie.  Is it bad enough that you have disobeyed God with your life choices, but now you choose to LIE?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2006, 02:41:45 PM
Herr Mulhausen will have a delicious treat for you in his office.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 12, 2006, 02:43:49 PM
I have like 4 dollars until I get paid again.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2006, 02:45:09 PM
Willco isn't that cheap. $10 for anal
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2006, 02:47:01 PM
raid JS's office for chocolate
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2006, 02:47:55 PM
there's a cup on my shelf with like $10 in quarters -- it's yours, Starvie McStarvesalot
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 02:48:13 PM
INSIDE LINGO ALERT
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2006, 02:49:29 PM
I was giving yer mom some "inside lingo" last night, Willco -- tell her to stop douching with PAM, it's gross
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 02:55:33 PM
My mom is dead - she died in the war, you jerk!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2006, 03:05:13 PM
the SEXY war, that is!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2006, 03:09:14 PM
You diffused my joke.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2006, 03:09:45 PM
:-*
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 13, 2006, 05:41:31 PM
I have like 4 dollars until I get paid again.

I literally had $9.72 until I got paid again today.

My checks would have bounced if I hadn't sold two games in the Buy/Sell thread on GAF and immediately PayPal-led the money to an online creditor.

What have I become?  :( My sweetest friend.  :'(
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 13, 2006, 05:43:49 PM
she has arms like grandma