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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2007, 11:12:45 PM

Title: Put that pizza down!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2007, 11:12:45 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21581821/wid/11915773?GT1=10613

Whew, that was close.
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2007, 11:14:08 PM
someone needs to put e coli in the OREO pizza so it's canceled forever
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 01, 2007, 11:14:18 PM
I don't eat that crap.  Frozen pizzas are for poors. 
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 01, 2007, 11:19:40 PM
Pizzas are for fats
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Trent Dole on November 02, 2007, 12:33:26 AM
Phew, it's two brands I don't eat.  :P
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 02, 2007, 12:34:14 AM
Pizza fucking rules. Just not frozen pizza.
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: xnikki118x on November 02, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
All pizzas rule as long as they're actual pizza. None of this Oreo-on-a-crust shit.
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2007, 11:14:50 AM
I'm pretty sure I got sick from this. I was puking and shitting none stop for a few days.

That's a tough call. Was it the low quality of the food or the bacteria?
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2007, 11:16:57 AM
All pizzas rule as long as they're actual pizza. None of this Oreo-on-a-crust shit.
QFT

You feggits don't know good pizza.  Totinos is incredible.
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Bloodwake on November 02, 2007, 11:18:36 AM
Frozen pizza FAILS.

This is a fact of life. People should just quit giving frozen pizza companies their money and order out.
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Tauntaun on November 02, 2007, 11:21:54 AM
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Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2007, 11:50:50 AM
DiGiorno Pizza Amore or whatever is fucking good. Pre-Sliced with its own bake tray.

Also: In before someone starts yapping about this little obscure place in thier shitball city.
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2007, 01:33:53 PM
Hey man, don't you know the rules on pizza? If it's shit, it's still pizza and therefore good. These pizzas rock because they cost like a dollar and you can fold them into a pizza taco. Fuck ya.
spencer once again shows why he is numba 1
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2007, 01:40:08 PM
Spencer: dude, when I was in college I would take two of those party pizzas, and fucking make a sandwich. Im with ya, but im just saying...

Sides I cant get away with that anymore, im just jealous
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2007, 01:44:54 PM
When I live in Hollywood and was really poor, I did the same exact thing.  You could buy them for a dollar.  Two dollars got you a pizza sandwhich!
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2007, 01:46:42 PM
hmm, pizza sandwich
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 02, 2007, 01:51:50 PM
Wilco, have you tried Zachary's Pizza in the East Bay? 

Once again, frozen pizza sucks.  You don't save that much money anyway.  With coupons, Pizza Hut or Domino's isn't much more expensive. 
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2007, 01:52:43 PM
A DOLLAR PIZZA. WHERE CAN YOU BUY A DOLLAR PIZZA, SMOOTH GROOVE?

I haven't tried your shitty local pizza parlor.
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 02, 2007, 01:55:32 PM
Zachary's not in my neighborhood, besides it was kinda expensive. 

Pizza Hut had lots of deals for $4 pizza.  You need to get a better job or rob if $3 makes that big of a difference. 
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2007, 01:56:16 PM
Pizza Hut is gross
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2007, 01:56:25 PM
Dude, $3 is $3!  And I've never seen a $4 pizza.  You're making things up.
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 02, 2007, 01:58:04 PM
They just had that deal recently!  It was for a medium 1 topping.  It might just be 1 topping but that's still better than the frozen crap.
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2007, 01:58:50 PM
Zachary's not in my neighborhood, besides it was kinda expensive. 

Pizza Hut had lots of deals for $4 pizza.  You need to get a better job or rob if $3 makes that big of a difference. 
yeah, but usually you have to buy those in 3's, so it will come out at least 4 with tax and delivery.  frozen pizzas at the store take no tax and the gas spent to drive is less than the delivery charge
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 02, 2007, 02:01:26 PM
I hate the new delivery charges because people think the charge goes to the drivers and therefore tip less.  In reality, the charge goes straight to the corp. 
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 02, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Dude, $3 is $3!  And I've never seen a $4 pizza.  You're making things up.

I bought one in NYC. Actually, it might have been $5. But it was a big, real pizza.
Title: Re: Put that pizza down!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2007, 02:06:11 PM
I'm currently boycotting pizza hut because the fuckers won't deliver to my new address. Fuckers. Fuck them.

If they won't deliver the goods to you, that's not much of a boycott - you don't have a choice!