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Title: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: TVC15 on November 03, 2007, 03:36:41 AM
I mean, forget about pulling off sexy jutsu; if I ate as much ramen as my hero, Naruto Uzumaki, there would be a constant river of liquid sewage flowing out of my ass.  And it wouldn't smell that nice, either.  But how does Naruto not only consume herculean amounts of ramen, but consistently woop ass and turn into a sexy woman (sometimes multiple sexy women)?  It is a mystery.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 03:44:26 AM
uhhh... maybe you didn't notice, but the ramen GIVES him the strength to kick ass and the power to be sexy.

see the animu Hand Maid May for reference.  the chick in there consumes massive amounts of ramen and i've soiled her mouth with my baby batter at least 3 times.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: TVC15 on November 03, 2007, 03:45:30 AM
When I used to live off ramen in college, I'm pretty sure it gave me dysentery and made me lethargic and especially vomitus.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: demi on November 03, 2007, 03:46:37 AM
I've had times when I ate nothing but Ramen, I have no good cooking methods for Ramen... I kinda just dab some hot sauce in for flavor. I pitch the flavoring packet in the trash.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 03:48:15 AM
When I used to live off ramen in college, I'm pretty sure it gave me dysentery and made me lethargic and especially vomitus.
everything makes you vomit.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: TVC15 on November 03, 2007, 03:49:27 AM
When I used to live off ramen in college, I'm pretty sure it gave me dysentery and made me lethargic and especially vomitus.
everything makes you vomit.

It would be especially bad with ramen, probably because of the terrible terrible shit in those flavor packets.  Made me feel so bloated  almost makes me feel pukey just thinking about it
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 03:50:07 AM
For some reason, I don't think Naruto is eating Maruchan Beef and Shrimp flavored carb and sodium noodles.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 03:50:51 AM
Also, draining a lot of the water and mixing beef and chicken is fucking awesome.  it makes me cum in my own mouth.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Himu on November 03, 2007, 03:51:20 AM
:lol tvc really likes naruto
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Ichirou on November 03, 2007, 03:53:17 AM
Real ramen may not taste like that instant shit TVC and demi are talking about, but it's still one of the most unhealthy foods in the world.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: TVC15 on November 03, 2007, 03:55:37 AM
Also, draining a lot of the water and mixing beef and chicken is fucking awesome.  it makes me cum in my own mouth.

You can't mix chicken and beef!  That's like crossing the streams!
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 03:57:19 AM
Real ramen may not taste like that instant shit TVC and demi are talking about, but it's still one of the most unhealthy foods in the world.
if by unhealthy, you mean deliciously sex cum fuck face in my mouth shit bag ass cock, then yes.  yes it is unhealthy.

Also, draining a lot of the water and mixing beef and chicken is fucking awesome.  it makes me cum in my own mouth.

You can't mix chicken and beef!  That's like crossing the streams!
come over. i'll make it for you.  we'll put some hot dog pieces in there like we're 4 too
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: bork on November 03, 2007, 03:58:02 AM
Oh my spiritual deity of your choosing...TVC...are...are you becoming a NARUTARD?!   :o :o :o

THAT GAME IS EVIL!  EVIL!
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Himu on November 03, 2007, 03:58:38 AM
i want real ramen
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 03:58:49 AM
i'll say it... i like the naruto manga (own volumes 1-10) and i liked what i saw of the show.  
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 03:59:03 AM
i want real men
fixed
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Oblivion on November 03, 2007, 04:02:52 AM
Ramen is fuck awesome, TVC!
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: TVC15 on November 03, 2007, 04:06:10 AM
Oh my spiritual deity of your choosing...TVC...are...are you becoming a NARUTARD?!   :o :o :o

THAT GAME IS EVIL!  EVIL!

Does THIS answer your question?

(http://indarktrees.com/pics/card.jpg)

Now someone give me m0rphx's phone number, I wanna talk some Bleach.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: bork on November 03, 2007, 04:06:39 AM
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Himu on November 03, 2007, 04:13:35 AM
why oh why couldn't they make a one piece game in this vein :(
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: TVC15 on November 03, 2007, 04:14:17 AM
One Piece is for gays
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: bork on November 03, 2007, 04:26:52 AM
One Piece is for gays

 ???
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h241/xFei/NamiOP7.jpg)
(http://i2.tinypic.com/208i33l.jpg)

Movie #7's plot summed up:

(http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9540/robinnamim7sp1.jpg)

I typed in "One Piece Movie 7" and these were all on the first page of the google results.  :lol
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: TVC15 on November 03, 2007, 04:32:42 AM
They all have dicks.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Oblivion on November 03, 2007, 04:34:53 AM
When did the chicks tits from One Piece get so big? o_0

P.S. post more animu titty pics pls.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 04:36:00 AM
When did the chicks tits from One Piece get so big? o_0

P.S. post more animu titty pics pls.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: TVC15 on November 03, 2007, 04:37:18 AM
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5656/sasukenarutokakashi3xr.jpg)
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 04:38:29 AM
more
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Oblivion on November 03, 2007, 04:38:40 AM
I meant ACTUAL animu women. :x
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 04:39:20 AM
sasuke makes a fine female.  mm mm
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: The Sceneman on November 03, 2007, 04:41:20 AM
Anyone seen Tampopo? Fucking hilarious movie about making the perfect bowl of ramen. Its a pity ramen tastes like shit
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Oblivion on November 03, 2007, 04:42:03 AM
sasuke makes a fine female.  mm mm

Needs more Tsunade. :drool
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 04:46:53 AM
Anyone seen Tampopo? Fucking hilarious movie about making the perfect bowl of ramen. Its a pity ramen tastes like shit
oh scenester :'(

sasuke makes a fine female.  mm mm

Needs more Tsunade. :drool
with a side of Naruto?
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Synbios459 on November 03, 2007, 04:47:23 AM
When did the chicks tits from One Piece get so big? o_0

P.S. post more animu titty pics pls.
Ok
(http://www.animexpansion.com/Morphs/Jabedin/TenchiGirlsMorphJabedin.jpg)
(http://www.animeondvd.com/images/tm3.jpg)
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Oblivion on November 03, 2007, 04:50:33 AM
Anyone seen Tampopo? Fucking hilarious movie about making the perfect bowl of ramen. Its a pity ramen tastes like shit
with a side of Naruto?

More like with a side of YOU. If you catch my drift.  :-*
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 05:02:05 AM
Anyone seen Tampopo? Fucking hilarious movie about making the perfect bowl of ramen. Its a pity ramen tastes like shit
with a side of Naruto?

More like with a side of YOU. If you catch my drift.  :-*
i'm an entree.  i fill you up.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2007, 05:07:41 AM
Ramen+mixed veggies+scrambled eggs=yum

Throw all that into a bowl and then LIGHTLY sprinkle some of the flavor pack on. The eggs will soak up the flavor, so you don't need to kill yourself by using the entire package of sodium rape-itis
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 03, 2007, 05:13:18 AM
I hate those szechuan gourmet ramens that have a powder packet and a oil packet and tell you to crack an egg into it, they taste like burnt asshole.

I'm all right with top ramen.  There's this one brand of ramen called Kimchi Noodles (this is an instant noodle I'm talking about) that are a little spicy and they're fucking awesome.

oh, but I see you all have your noodles stuck in pictures of cartoon women now.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: bork on November 03, 2007, 03:18:26 PM
When did the chicks tits from One Piece get so big? o_0

P.S. post more animu titty pics pls.

It's just this movie.  The animators must have been bored or something, but Nami and Robin are both massively well-endowed.  It's absurd, especially since this is a movie for kids.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Himu on November 03, 2007, 04:07:25 PM
lmao one piece
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: SpudBud on November 03, 2007, 04:35:23 PM
<3 Big tittys
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Vizzys on November 03, 2007, 06:15:16 PM
I believe someone is this thread mentioned the superior show bleach and would like to discuss the latest arc

lam available for such nerdy conversations at any time.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on November 03, 2007, 06:18:27 PM
I believe someone is this thread mentioned the superior show bleach and would like to discuss the latest arc

lam available for such nerdy conversations at any time.

Why did Nell transform in to a Centaur?
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Vizzys on November 03, 2007, 06:21:19 PM
I dont believe she did

I think the better question is why the fuck zaraki kenpachi came out of fucking nowhere

holy fuck

+1
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: TVC15 on November 03, 2007, 06:33:00 PM
What the fuck is this homosexuality?
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Vizzys on November 03, 2007, 06:35:45 PM
I dunno
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 03, 2007, 06:43:53 PM
What the fuck is this homosexuality?

Viz's loli rape anime.  Real mean watch Naruto.

Whiteman, will you watch the show?  :-*
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Vizzys on November 03, 2007, 06:46:25 PM
bleach has no loli's

Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on November 03, 2007, 06:51:06 PM
bleach has no loli's



What about Yuzu and Karin?
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Vizzys on November 03, 2007, 06:52:43 PM
no
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: BlackMage on November 03, 2007, 06:53:04 PM
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Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: Vizzys on November 03, 2007, 06:53:47 PM
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avert your eyes
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: brawndolicious on November 03, 2007, 08:29:07 PM
What the fuck is this homosexuality?
totally agree.
Title: Re: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja?
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on November 03, 2007, 10:22:13 PM
Ramen = Naruto as Spiniach = Popeye.  :-*