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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on November 05, 2007, 05:13:57 PM

Title: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 05, 2007, 05:13:57 PM
VOTE OR DIE, DISTINGUISHED BLACK FELLOWS!   :gun :gun :gun
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: etiolate on November 05, 2007, 05:22:48 PM
Which would make a better Doctor Who episode?
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 05, 2007, 05:27:00 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism)
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Libertarianism is a political philosophy that upholds the principle of individual liberty.
The central tenet of libertarianism is the principle of self-ownership. To libertarians, an individual human being is sovereign over his/her body, extending to life, liberty and property. As such, libertarians define liberty as being completely free in action, whilst not initiating force or fraud against the life, liberty or property of another human being. Or as Thomas Jefferson stated, "Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others." This is otherwise known as the non-aggression principle.

Many libertarians view life, liberty, and property as the ultimate rights possessed by individuals, and that compromising one necessarily endangers the rest. In democracies, they consider compromise of these individual rights by political action to be tyranny of the majority, a term first coined by Alexis de Tocqueville, and made famous by John Stuart Mill, which emphasizes the threat of the majority to impose majority norms on minorities, and violating their rights in the process. "...There needs protection also against the tyranny of the prevailing opinion and feeling, against the tendency of society to impose, by other means than civil penalties, its own ideas and practices as rules of conduct on those who dissent from them..."

Libertarians strongly oppose infringement of civil liberties such as restrictions on free expression (e.g., speech, press, or religious practice), prohibitions on voluntary association, or encroachments on persons or property. Some make an exception when the infringement is a result of due process to establish or punish criminal behavior. As such, libertarians oppose any type of censorship (i.e., claims of offensive speech), or pre-trial forfeiture of property (as is commonly seen in drug crime proceedings). Furthermore, most libertarians reject the distinction between political and commercial speech or association, a legal distinction often used to protect one type of activity and not the other from government intervention.

Gee-Golly that sounds terrible.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 05, 2007, 05:29:33 PM
did it ever occur to you that it's not 1825
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Synbios459 on November 05, 2007, 05:33:02 PM
I don't understand why you guys always make fun of me for something I can't help :'(
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 05, 2007, 05:38:47 PM
did it ever occur to you that it's not 1825

Yea we dont put people with flippers into special institutions.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 05, 2007, 05:43:28 PM
Flipper people can play PSPs with their feet, so their ability to adapt to harsh scenarios should not be overlooked. Ron Paul and the Libertarians movement hes supposedly causing are being directly compared to the "Snakes on a Plane" internet phenomena...thats all that needs to be said about that.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: etiolate on November 05, 2007, 05:45:07 PM
flippers on a plane?

snybios shooting out of a toilet and biting some girl's breasts?

hrmmmmm.... blockbustaaaaah?
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 05, 2007, 05:47:09 PM
Thats if he can get those pesky Airplane bathroom door latches to work
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on November 05, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
flipper people lol
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 05, 2007, 05:49:49 PM
Ron Paul on a plane*

*not Air Force One lol
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Bloodwake on November 05, 2007, 05:54:50 PM
God, choices.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: TVC15 on November 05, 2007, 06:00:10 PM
Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Synbios459 on November 05, 2007, 06:07:02 PM
Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.
Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Candyflip on November 05, 2007, 06:08:07 PM
Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.
Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.
I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: TVC15 on November 05, 2007, 06:08:55 PM
Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.
Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.

If I wrote this sentence, it would have made sense.  Who's in the genetic underclass now?
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Synbios459 on November 05, 2007, 06:08:59 PM
Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.
Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.
I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.
Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: demi on November 05, 2007, 06:09:33 PM
Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.
Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.
I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.
Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2007, 06:10:42 PM
Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.
Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.
I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.
Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.
:lol :lol :lol

MADNESS
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: TVC15 on November 05, 2007, 06:11:26 PM
Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.
Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.
I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.
Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

I've had sex with girls, which means I stand a better chance of procreating than you!
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 05, 2007, 06:11:41 PM
I'm gonna get TVC laid just to prove a point

EDIT: I see he beat me to the punch--the pink punch, that is!
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: demi on November 05, 2007, 06:12:26 PM
I'm gonna get TVC laid just to prove a point

8==D ((
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 05, 2007, 06:12:47 PM
Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.
Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.
I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.
Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

Yeah... I'm gonna say he's got a better chance of procreating than you.  Your best shot would be asexual budding or something.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: TVC15 on November 05, 2007, 06:13:05 PM
With the magic of alcohol, anything is possible in the future, too.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2007, 06:13:55 PM
not when you have a fetus penis
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 05, 2007, 06:14:40 PM
Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.
Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.
I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.
Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

Yeah... I'm gonna say he's got a better chance of procreating than you.  Your best shot would be asexual budding or something.

Or cloning.  Imagine an army of Synbioses descending on unsuspecting female forum members.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Synbios459 on November 05, 2007, 06:14:58 PM
Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.
Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.
I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.
Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

I've had sex with girls, which means I stand a better chance of procreating than you!
TVC is BI ???
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2007, 06:16:21 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.perfectduluthday.com/elleand%20flipper.jpg
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:o
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Synbios459 on November 05, 2007, 06:19:49 PM
One of these days I'll get a hot chick and post pics and all you'll have to say is  :o
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Fragamemnon on November 05, 2007, 06:22:03 PM
I voted libertarian-my social democrat leanings demand as such-but man that shit about "genetic underclass" is truly  awful, I wish I could change it back to flipper people.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 05, 2007, 06:22:25 PM
One of these days I'll get a hot chick and post pics and all you'll have to say is how much did that shit cost you

Fixed for extreme truthiness, broseph.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: TVC15 on November 05, 2007, 06:24:08 PM
If flipper people aren't the genetic underclass, how come I can beat them at tennis nearly half the time?
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Synbios459 on November 05, 2007, 06:25:21 PM
If flipper people aren't the genetic underclass, how come I can beat them at tennis nearly half the time?
We can beat you at getting laid, I'm not the only one.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 05, 2007, 07:29:22 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism)
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Libertarianism is a political philosophy that upholds the principle of individual liberty.
The central tenet of libertarianism is the principle of self-ownership. To libertarians, an individual human being is sovereign over his/her body, extending to life, liberty and property. As such, libertarians define liberty as being completely free in action, whilst not initiating force or fraud against the life, liberty or property of another human being. Or as Thomas Jefferson stated, "Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others." This is otherwise known as the non-aggression principle.

Many libertarians view life, liberty, and property as the ultimate rights possessed by individuals, and that compromising one necessarily endangers the rest. In democracies, they consider compromise of these individual rights by political action to be tyranny of the majority, a term first coined by Alexis de Tocqueville, and made famous by John Stuart Mill, which emphasizes the threat of the majority to impose majority norms on minorities, and violating their rights in the process. "...There needs protection also against the tyranny of the prevailing opinion and feeling, against the tendency of society to impose, by other means than civil penalties, its own ideas and practices as rules of conduct on those who dissent from them..."

Libertarians strongly oppose infringement of civil liberties such as restrictions on free expression (e.g., speech, press, or religious practice), prohibitions on voluntary association, or encroachments on persons or property. Some make an exception when the infringement is a result of due process to establish or punish criminal behavior. As such, libertarians oppose any type of censorship (i.e., claims of offensive speech), or pre-trial forfeiture of property (as is commonly seen in drug crime proceedings). Furthermore, most libertarians reject the distinction between political and commercial speech or association, a legal distinction often used to protect one type of activity and not the other from government intervention.

Gee-Golly that sounds terrible.


And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 05, 2007, 07:32:54 PM

And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Ok...  ???
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 05, 2007, 07:38:56 PM
oh god, do i hafta explain the joke to you

fuckin' libertarians

see, ANY political ideology looks good on paper

it's the dipshits that IMPLEMENT it what ruin it for all of us

now you've gone and spoiled the fun

this is why libertarians never got invited to parties in high school
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2007, 08:29:54 PM
And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Don't forget public reading and barbecues!
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 05, 2007, 09:16:48 PM
And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Don't forget public reading and barbequing Jews!
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Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 05, 2007, 09:19:48 PM
And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Don't forget public reading and barbequing Jews!
.

Is it our fault they're so good with hollandaise sauce?  I ask you.
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2007, 09:26:05 PM
And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Don't forget public reading and barbequing Jews!
.

It's called being subtle, something you know nothing of with your fancy clothes and high roller attitude. Oh wait I'm talking to Malek
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 05, 2007, 09:33:25 PM
And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Don't forget public reading and barbequing Jews!
.

It's called being subtle, something you know nothing of with your fancy clothes and high roller attitude. Oh wait I'm talking to Malek

lol malek isn't even very good at being jewish
Title: Re: Time for another round of "What's worse?"
Post by: etiolate on November 05, 2007, 11:48:58 PM
If flipper people aren't the genetic underclass, how come I can beat them at tennis nearly half the time?

It is because you're battling them on land! It's totally like bear vs shark.