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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Candyflip on November 05, 2007, 11:17:16 PM

Title: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Candyflip on November 05, 2007, 11:17:16 PM: (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/8LimbGirlBARC_468x319.jpg)

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A toddler born with eight limbs and believed by some to be the reincarnation of the multi-limbed Hindu goddess Vishnu, is set to undergo a 40-hour operation to remove half of her limbs.

Lakshmi Tatma was born joined to a 'parasitic twin' and will go under the knife at the hands of 30 surgeons to remove two of her useless arms and legs.

The headless 'twin' is joined to Lakshmi at the pelvis and has its own spinal column and kidney.

Without the operation the little girl would never be able to walk or crawl and would be unlikely to live past her early teens, doctors said.

The extraordinary eight-limbed baby was born in a poverty-stricken region of Bihar, India - on the day devoted to the celebration of the four-armed Hindu deity Vishnu.
I'm bad at bolding. Sorry.
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2007, 11:18:04 PM: Why does she have a knife, isn't that sorta overkill?
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Candyflip on November 05, 2007, 11:19:09 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2007, 11:18:04 PM
Why does she have a knife, isn't that sorta overkill?
She comes with revolution in her hand(s?).
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Powerslave on November 05, 2007, 11:34:35 PM: vishnu and hinduism am fail
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on November 05, 2007, 11:42:15 PM: OMG MULADHARA.
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2007, 01:03:43 AM: FUCKING AWESOME
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Synbios459 on November 06, 2007, 03:55:57 AM: No Synbios flipper jokes? You disappoint me EB!
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: bagofeyes on November 06, 2007, 04:01:22 AM: Quote from: Synbios459 on November 06, 2007, 03:55:57 AM
No Synbios flipper jokes? You disappoint me EB!

Would you rather have 8 limbs or 2 flippers?
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Ichirou on November 06, 2007, 09:49:40 AM: It's kinda funny that this girl's curse would be Synbios's blessing. I wonder if he can ask for his flippers to be traded for a couple of her extra limbs.

Naaahhhh, Synbios wouldn't want to be saddled with the limbs of a "brown person."
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2007, 03:15:19 PM: Her eyes are so cute, they look fake
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 06, 2007, 03:24:01 PM: She would have been awesome in the WNBA. Imagine the defense and ballhandling of a quad-dextrous person.
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: TVC15 on November 06, 2007, 03:35:27 PM: Oh man, why are they fixing her? Imagine how fucked up the sex would be once she is old enough. It would be like being in a Cronenberg movie!
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2007, 03:37:15 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on November 06, 2007, 03:35:27 PM
Oh man, why are they fixing her? Imagine how fucked up the sex would be once she is old enough. It would be like being in a Cronenberg movie!

:lol
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Bloodwake on November 06, 2007, 05:27:43 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on November 06, 2007, 03:35:27 PM
Oh man, why are they fixing her? Imagine how fucked up the sex would be once she is old enough. It would be like being in a Cronenberg movie!

lmfao.

I just watched Naked Lunch for the first time the other night. :lol
Title: Re: VISHNU AM HERE. SUCK IT CHRISTIANS
Post by: Beezy on November 06, 2007, 10:18:52 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2007, 03:15:19 PM
Her eyes are so cute, they look fake
They really do look photoshopped. :lol