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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Smooth Groove on November 05, 2007, 11:26:08 PM

Title: Flippers have feelings too
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 05, 2007, 11:26:08 PM

Be nice, people.  That's all. 

Title: Re: Flippers have feelings too
Post by: demi on November 05, 2007, 11:27:54 PM

shut up lamers

Title: Re: Flippers have feelings too
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2007, 11:28:08 PM

smh

Title: Re: Flippers have feelings too
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 05, 2007, 11:42:13 PM

smh indeed

Title: Re: Flippers have feelings too
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 05, 2007, 11:46:24 PM

You guys are cruel.   :(

Title: Re: Flippers have feelings too
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 05, 2007, 11:48:04 PM

(http://www.perfectduluthday.com/elleand%20flipper.jpg)

how could that be cruel

Title: Re: Flippers have feelings too
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2007, 11:50:28 PM

i had the decency to put that in spoilers

Title: Re: Flippers have feelings too
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2007, 11:59:45 PM

Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females...

The Male:

When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

Title: Re: Flippers have feelings too
Post by: etiolate on November 06, 2007, 12:30:09 AM

There you go synbios, theres your pickup line. "I'm armed like a porpoise and hung like a dolphin."

Title: Re: Flippers have feelings too
Post by: Ichirou on November 06, 2007, 01:01:25 AM

Except he's told me (and other forum members) that he has a micropenis.