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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Barry Egan on November 06, 2007, 04:31:03 PM

Title: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: Barry Egan on November 06, 2007, 04:31:03 PM
(http://www.nygirlofmydreams.com/nygirlofmydreams.jpg)

http://www.nygirlofmydreams.com/

The guy who thought to do this is now getting an interview with CNN and is all over every NYC hipster blog. 

http://vimeo.com/373021

It's upsetting to think how much lay this guy is going to get from girls who think this is sweet.  It's a ploy you whores!  Every male in the country can see right through you Patrick Moberg....
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2007, 04:35:45 PM
why is she so goddamn short? is she 12?
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 06, 2007, 04:39:20 PM
Quote from: Himuro on November 06, 2007, 04:35:45 PM
why is she so goddamn short? is she 12?

she's not short, he's "tall". if you could read you'd know this.
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2007, 04:44:58 PM
Quote from: Himuro on November 06, 2007, 04:35:45 PM
why is she so goddamn short? is she 12?

Aren't you like 4'11 negro?
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: demi on November 06, 2007, 04:45:53 PM
And obese? GTFO and let the good looking white man find romance.
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2007, 04:47:34 PM
And he's balding. SMH
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: demi on November 06, 2007, 04:53:06 PM
Quote from: pussy boner on November 06, 2007, 04:51:20 PM
And his chin is entirely comprised of two obtuse angles, ah lawd.

:dizzy :dur :dizzy

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FAT SHORT BALDING BLACK HIMURO

Chiseled chins are COMMONPLACE for superior white males -- of course you would not know that, being NOT WHITE
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: demi on November 06, 2007, 04:56:28 PM
It's like I don't even know you anymore
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2007, 04:58:55 PM
I HATE YOU ALL
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2007, 05:02:13 PM
ps: did sporsk draw this
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: etiolate on November 06, 2007, 05:12:38 PM
The beauty of this ploy is the generalized fashion of the girl he describes, that could fit a many number of young hipsta chicas, thus giving him even more spread legs.
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: Bloodwake on November 06, 2007, 05:14:26 PM
Fuck him for coming up with this idea before I could.
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: etiolate on November 06, 2007, 05:19:37 PM
<Dude> Me: Generic young male. You: Generic Young Female. Place: City I live
<Girl> OMG I SEX YOU!
<MySpace> AND ONE STEP CLOSER I COME TO RULING THE WORLD MUWHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: Rman on November 07, 2007, 07:27:15 PM
Dude found his girl.  The comments are hilarious btw.

http://gothamist.com/2007/11/07/mobergs_mystery.php (http://gothamist.com/2007/11/07/mobergs_mystery.php)
Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: hyp on November 07, 2007, 08:07:34 PM
the next question would be, is he getting play out of all this?

Title: Re: "I Saw The Girl OF My Dreams On The Subway Last Night"
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 07, 2007, 08:10:00 PM
I did see the girl of my dreams on the train this morning.  She was reading Ovid's Metamorphoses for chrissake!  And she smiled at me!  I can't believe I didn't talk to her.