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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Sceneman on November 06, 2007, 07:52:24 PM

Title: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: The Sceneman on November 06, 2007, 07:52:24 PM
This is getting bad. Next thing you know Im going to start watching anime  :'(

Anyways I work with her and she's pretty cute. Im thinking about spouting some japanese at her to 'impress' her. Her name is Chieko Takeda, should I call her Takeda-san? Since some of you guys live in Japan I figure you could give me hot girl advice  :-*
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 06, 2007, 07:55:06 PM
Chieko Takeda, should I call her Takeda-san?

No, dear god no.

Maybe, MAYBE if you are both drunk you may call her Takeda-kun.
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: drozmight on November 06, 2007, 07:57:31 PM
Call her baby. Girls love that.
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: Vizzys on November 06, 2007, 07:58:17 PM
yes I agree...with FOC


*head explodes*
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: The Sceneman on November 06, 2007, 07:58:55 PM
:elephant

Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: Polari on November 06, 2007, 08:52:27 PM
You should follow her home one day and chop her up into bite-sized pieces. :elephant
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: Trent Dole on November 06, 2007, 08:59:54 PM
You should rape her. I hear that's like saying hello in Japan.  :burgerking
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 06, 2007, 09:00:48 PM
make out with another guy in front of her, and then tell her how much you're into eerie queerie. that should do the trick
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: Vizzys on November 06, 2007, 09:01:08 PM
You should rape her. I hear that's like saying hello in Japan.  :burgerking

If she screams IIE, it means she wants it hard.
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: pitohui on November 06, 2007, 10:05:23 PM
フータ
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: Beezy on November 06, 2007, 10:06:52 PM
roofies in her ramen
:lol
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 06, 2007, 10:08:27 PM
Just whip out your 4 inch pecker.  It'll look humongous to her. 
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: The Sceneman on November 06, 2007, 10:16:35 PM
フータ

 :lol
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: bagofeyes on November 07, 2007, 01:46:36 AM
cigarillo
Title: Re: I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(
Post by: The Sceneman on November 07, 2007, 03:52:48 AM
lol, owned