I immediately smiled, because my gayness takes a back seat to my brilliant charm and wit.
I immediately smiled, because my gayness takes a back seat to my brilliant charm and wit.
Should have showed her your teeth, that would have worked
I immediately smiled, because my gayness takes a back seat to my brilliant charm and wit.
Should have showed her your teeth, that would have worked
Actually, I think my new teeth-related super powers have made me more confidant in talking lately.
FoC, it's a bona fide girl, and a pretty good looking one, too. She's not a model, but she has good style and great taste in movies, which is really more important. If I didn't think vaginas were grotesque, bleeding hideous holes, I might actually question teh gayness.
MAF: It was the shortish, uh, mixed race one. Kind of has olive, slightly dark skin. EXOTIC.
I immediately smiled, because my gayness takes a back seat to my brilliant charm and wit.
Should have showed her your teeth, that would have worked
Actually, I think my new teeth-related super powers have made me more confidant in talking lately.
FoC, it's a bona fide girl, and a pretty good looking one, too. She's not a model, but she has good style and great taste in movies, which is really more important. If I didn't think vaginas were grotesque, bleeding hideous holes, I might actually question teh gayness.
MAF: It was the shortish, uh, mixed race one. Kind of has olive, slightly dark skin. EXOTIC.
Ew, her vag probably reeks
Why can't you go backdoor, TVC? Don't tell me that man ass feels better.
You've actually said that? AWESOME
you COULDA had a date with you-know-who if you could just overlook the CRAZY for a minute
you COULDA had a date with you-know-who if you could just overlook the CRAZY for a minute
you COULDA had a date with you-know-who if you could just overlook the CRAZY for a minute
Yeah, ask prole, I have this thing where crazy, heavily medicated middle aged women are attracted to me, too. I practically reel them in.
you COULDA had a date with you-know-who if you could just overlook the CRAZY for a minute
Yeah, ask prole, I have this thing where crazy, heavily medicated middle aged women are attracted to me, too. I practically reel them in.
you COULDA had a date with you-know-who if you could just overlook the CRAZY for a minute
Yeah, ask prole, I have this thing where crazy, heavily medicated middle aged women are attracted to me, too. I practically reel them in.
I should hire you to make a Milf hunter-like website.
I don't think TVC is gay, I think he's asexual.
you COULDA had a date with you-know-who if you could just overlook the CRAZY for a minute
Yeah, ask prole, I have this thing where crazy, heavily medicated middle aged women are attracted to me, too. I practically reel them in.
I should hire you to make a Milf hunter-like website.
Most of these crazy, heavily medicated, middle-aged women aren't quite dating material. Most of them are, well, crazy and they look heavily medicated.
This kind of sucks without photos. Go get us some, olimario style and then we'll have a thread. Until then I'm marking her down as a dowdy hambeast and you as the sort of man a dowdy hambeast would be attracted to.
The flippers probably preclude flippers from offing himself. Child-resistant caps, noose knots and triggers all might present something of a challenge. Sort of a cruel irony, don't you think?
Like I said, she's no supermodel, but she's not a hambeast or anything. She is reasonably attractive. She is kind of short, like less than 5'6, some people may not go for that. She dresses cool and has good taste that is in some ways similar to mine. If she had a cock I would be strategizing. Her least attractive aspect is probably that she lives in Bellevue.
Like I said, she's no supermodel, but she's not a hambeast or anything. She is reasonably attractive. She is kind of short, like less than 5'6, some people may not go for that. She dresses cool and has good taste that is in some ways similar to mine. If she had a cock I would be strategizing. Her least attractive aspect is probably that she lives in Bellevue.
Um 5'6 is pretty tall for a girl, are you like 6'3+. Hit it for great justice, if anything so you can bash the straights with more validity.
Well if anything she seems interesting, its worth the time to investigate.
I'm 6'2 without shoes on. She's in the neighborhood of a foot shorter than me, so I am not quite sure how small she is. Would make my dickus feel HUGE.
I'm 6'2 without shoes on. She's in the neighborhood of a foot shorter than me, so I am not quite sure how small she is. Would make my dickus feel HUGE.
:-*
Little gurls have tighter anuses and vaginas :)
Working? she hafta be an illegalz!
Working? she hafta be an illegalz!
I am kidding, before any of the dumbz take me seriously.
ive been actually working out a lot lately, once i get my six pack into full gear im posting sexy pictures on my 300zx in wet boxers for both of you....and demi :,(
Wow, TVC getting women; I thought we both agreed the vag was trouble. When was the last time you had sex with a man?
I would laugh at the sentiment of "I"m not dating because people are a distraction to focusing on ME TIME!" if it wasn't true. I upped my social interaction and social life, and now it's distracting from my personal advancement and study. =(
But that is probably my own lack of self control.
Yeah my last girlfriend I really liked a lot, and i think she liked me, but she was young and full of ideas so I guess 'yes i'll move to WA to live with you' actually meant 'yeah ill change my mind and dump you over the phone'. Why would I wanna set myself up for that mental crap anymore. Sux cause it was a great relationship otherwise.
I would laugh at the sentiment of "I"m not dating because people are a distraction to focusing on ME TIME!" if it wasn't true. I upped my social interaction and social life, and now it's distracting from my personal advancement and study. =(
But that is probably my own lack of self control.
I came to terms long ago with being a selfish creature in lots and lots of ways. In the end, not only is it more considerate for me not to see people, but it is, in the long term, more considerate to the person that I would be trying to have a relationship with. In the end, I am just happier alone. I value my personal freedom above all else.
TVC, I don't see how you have any right to say whether a girl is attractive or not since you don't care for them. That's like asking Ichirou who's hotter, Keanu Reeves or Will Smith.
BTW, do you find Keanu Reeves hot?
Well you're 100% gay and can't tell Johnny Depp is hot, so I don't trust your judgment!
I don't think anybody other than men insecure about themselves assume keanu looks good.
and will smith...
Well you're 100% gay and can't tell Johnny Depp is hot, so I don't trust your judgment!
TVC has better taste in women than you. You think Gianna Michaels is hot.
Well you're 100% gay and can't tell Johnny Depp is hot, so I don't trust your judgment!
tvc, how would you rate matthew fox on a 1-10 scale :-*
Like I said, she's no supermodel, but she's not a hambeast or anything. She is reasonably attractive. She is kind of short, like less than 5'6, some people may not go for that. She dresses cool and has good taste that is in some ways similar to mine. If she had a cock I would be strategizing. Her least attractive aspect is probably that she lives in Bellevue.
Um 5'6 is pretty tall for a girl, are you like 6'3+. Hit it for great justice, if anything so you can bash the straights with more validity.
I'm 6'2 without shoes on. She's in the neighborhood of a foot shorter than me, so I am not quite sure how small she is. Would make my dickus feel HUGE.
also, I used to get hit on by gay guys all the time but they don't seem to be interested in me anymore. what happened? am I no longer pretty? :(
Wow, TVC getting women; I thought we both agreed the vag was trouble. When was the last time you had sex with a man?
I've been out of the game for over a year, mainly because my last relationship reminded me that relationships suck and that I am a loner for a reason. I also needed an extended period of "me" time to finally figure out that "growing up" thing, but I think I have made good progress in that. I believe I know what I want out of life, or at least have an acceptable idea. I don't think I will be dating again, because I do know, and accept, that I am a loner, and I accomplish more, better when I only have myself in mind. I am the most important person in my life, and I am cool with that. I'm naturally selfish, so it works out well.
these photos happen to have been taken in very favorable lighting such that my acne scars etc. don't show up too much. of course they've gotten much worse over the last half-year anyway. 36 hour work days don't do much for your complexion
my dress algorithm is an implementation of this (http://planetmath.org/encyclopedia/PushdownAutomaton.html) time-tested computer-science concept applied to the floor of my closet.
TVC, would you hook up with the fruity blonde guy at GAF who's always wearing designer clothes? His name is robert something.
TVC, would you hook up with the fruity blonde guy at GAF who's always wearing designer clothes? His name is robert something.
twinless?
also, I used to get hit on by gay guys all the time but they don't seem to be interested in me anymore. what happened? am I no longer pretty? :(
I look mexican you little cigarillo!I don't think anybody other than men insecure about themselves assume keanu looks good.You should talk, dirty sand distinguished black fellow. Yeah i know, so am i. But ive cheated the genetic lineage and turned out white looking so blow me. And how do i know you dont look white, CUZ UR PERSIAN.
and will smith...
ewww
because he's clearly partially braindead, and thus utterly harmless?The guy just likes to bother people. At least when I was reading gaf. he made a thread about pictures of himself that his ex asked for to have masturbation material (the guy is ripped).
The twins aren't really hot though. If I looked that good, I wouldn't be getting some orangey paris hilton lookalike.
wii is only for pretty people :tophat
wii is only for pretty people :tophat
TVC, would you hook up with the fruity blonde guy at GAF who's always wearing designer clothes? His name is robert something.
Um, can't say much for his clothes, but I think Robertsan is hilarious. If he's trolling as awesomely as I think he is, we'd get along very well. I oddly enough get along with similar people. I find that even if they don't care about things having depth as myself, or even if they only care about frivolous things, they kind of have a tendency to be true to their own little code, which is typically just as selfish as my own.
But I mean, the way he acts, I have no idea if he is a brilliant troll or a sack of rocks. I love him either way, though, because I know on some level he's trolling the hideous and twinless of GAF.
wii is only for pretty people :tophat
QuoteI get told a lot that I'm a cocky bastard but I'm not selfish. My friends are loyal to me because I'm quite a generous guy. So I guess you can like me halfway.
lol - when i meet people in real life :
"Wow ... you're actually alright! You are, um , a bit of a dick online!"
:'(
I am sorry. I am too pretty to hear you.
QuoteI get told a lot that I'm a cocky bastard but I'm not selfish. My friends are loyal to me because I'm quite a generous guy. So I guess you can like me halfway.
lol - when i meet people in real life :
"Wow ... you're actually alright! You are, um , a bit of a dick online!"
:'(
etoilet is basically the best looking man on this forum. no homo
etoilet is basically the best looking man on this forum. no homo
Arvie, no lie.
etoilet is basically the best looking man on this forum. no homo
etoilet is basically the best looking man on this forum. no homo
Arvie, no lie.
More like for folks that are told they are very pretty by their moms.
who just sent me an invite? a cute man from japan :zelda
who just sent me an invite? a cute man from japan :zelda
I'll send you one. If there's ANYTHING I need, it's more Facebook acquaintances.
QuoteMore like for folks that are told they are very pretty by their moms.
I was told I was very pretty by a lovely girl I met last night :heart
we made a date to see the last showing of Blade Runner tonight!
QuoteMore like for folks that are told they are very pretty by their moms.
I was told I was very pretty by a lovely girl I met last night :heart
we made a date to see the last showing of Blade Runner tonight!
do you live in the LA
do you live in the LA