THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on November 07, 2007, 06:31:48 PM
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/fall_canceled_after_3_billion
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons
WASHINGTON, DC—Fall, the long- running series of shorter days and cooler nights, was canceled earlier this week after nearly 3 billion seasons on Earth, sources reported Tuesday.
The classic period of the year, which once occupied a coveted slot between summer and winter, will be replaced by new, stifling humidity levels, near- constant sunshine, and almost no precipitation for months.
"As much as we'd like to see it stay, fall will not be returning for another season," National Weather Service president John Hayes announced during a muggy press conference Nov. 6. "Fall had a great run, but sadly, times have changed."
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fall is my favorite season
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fall is my favorite season
It's all about Spring.
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On the other hand, fall gives me a reason to waste my life on WOW and wear more clothes to disguise my fat.
:lol
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Oh, how I wish it were true.
On the other hand, fall gives me a reason to waste my life on WOW and wear more clothes to disguise my fat.
Well you can hide your fat with winter clothes
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Winter makes me fat. I can't run outside when it's cold. I gain like 20 pounds every winter.
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I've gained 2-3 lbs lately, SIGH, been trying to get them offa me