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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on November 09, 2007, 12:24:24 AM

Title: god damn women
Post by: etiolate on November 09, 2007, 12:24:24 AM
*Girl85: your hamsters were named chip n dale?
*Girl85: really?
*Etiolate: yes
*Girl85: ...wow...
*Etiolate: why is that wow
*Girl85: umm
*Girl85: you really have to ask?
*Etiolate: yes
*Etiolate: we were kids, they were small rodents, we watched disney
*Girl85: chip n dale, sounds a lot like chipendale
*Etiolate: omg
*Girl85: getting any closer here
*Etiolate: CHIP N DALE IS A CARTOON
*Girl85: still dude
*Etiolate: still!
*Etiolate: how the hell is two hamsters closer to chippendales than to chip n dale
*Girl85: the TV show was odd to me too
*Girl85: but wow
*Etiolate: ..
*Etiolate: I think the tv show precedes the strip club
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 09, 2007, 12:25:19 AM
Girl79 is a bit more open minded about pet names. Give her a text.
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: etiolate on November 09, 2007, 12:25:49 AM
79 is a good year!
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: Ichirou on November 09, 2007, 12:35:40 AM
This chick sounds horny.
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: etiolate on November 09, 2007, 12:42:20 AM
This chick sounds horny.

Upon further investigation, you would be right.
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 09, 2007, 12:46:09 AM
*Etiolate: I think the tv show precedes the strip club
The characters were created in the 1950s anyway.

*Girl85: the TV show was odd to me too
:lol
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 09, 2007, 12:58:59 AM
etoilet needs smarter female friends.  :-\
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: etiolate on November 09, 2007, 01:00:13 AM
I don't know if I can supply much drama here. The girl is a bridesmaid from my sister's wedding that was flirting the whole wedding day. So I went for it and was basically cockblocked by my sister and her other friend who hates me. Now we're just friends.
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 09, 2007, 01:20:38 AM
Girl79 is a bit more open minded about pet names. Give her a text.

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: bagofeyes on November 09, 2007, 01:23:08 AM
you shouldve gone with the stripping angle


*Girl85: chip n dale, sounds a lot like chipendale
*Etiolate: oh yeah? you like naked cocks?
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: etiolate on November 09, 2007, 01:24:44 AM
naked cocks? Is there any other type?
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: bagofeyes on November 09, 2007, 01:32:37 AM
those stinkin' condom covered cocks
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: etiolate on November 09, 2007, 01:44:58 AM
thats like a cock in speedos
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: BobbyRobby on November 09, 2007, 09:35:10 AM
suck her dick
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 09, 2007, 09:47:11 AM
I don't know if I can supply much drama here. The girl is a bridesmaid from my sister's wedding that was flirting the whole wedding day. So I went for it and was basically cockblocked by my sister and her other friend who hates me. Now we're just friends.

Dude, wtf?  Your own SISTER cockblocked you?  That shit's COLD. 
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 09, 2007, 12:03:52 PM
man, can't a girl try to flirt anymore without getting ridiculed on a video game message board?
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2007, 12:08:00 PM
How the fuck did your own sister cock block you, Etiolate? You must have done something really bad
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: Tauntaun on November 09, 2007, 12:10:14 PM
naked cocks? Is there any other type?

cock in a sock
cock in a clock
cock in a block
when my cock sways from side to side it goes tick, tock, tick, tock
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: Himu on November 09, 2007, 12:11:20 PM
naked cocks? Is there any other type?

cock in a sock
cock in a clock
cock in a block
when my cock sways from side to side it goes tick, tock, tick, tock

 :lol
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: Mandark on November 09, 2007, 12:15:40 PM
etiolate: My hamsters were named Chip and Dale.

girl: *Mild flirting/teasing/banter*

etiolate:*Literal interpretation of comments, defensiveness, posts on forum*



At least, that's what I'm getting out of it.
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 09, 2007, 12:21:35 PM
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etiolate: My hamsters were named Chip and Dale.

girl: *Mild flirting/teasing/banter*

etiolate:*Literal interpretation of comments, defensiveness, posts on forum*

He probably understands that perfectly well, so we've got about three layers of passive-aggression going here.
Title: Re: god damn women
Post by: etiolate on November 09, 2007, 03:44:48 PM
etiolate: My hamsters were named Chip and Dale.

girl: *Mild flirting/teasing/banter*

etiolate:*Literal interpretation of comments, defensiveness, posts on forum*



At least, that's what I'm getting out of it.

I think she really didn't know much of chip n dale cartoon and for some reason that upset me.  I am not sure why. It just felt like a reach to go to the strippers.

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How the fuck did your own sister cock block you, Etiolate? You must have done something really bad

I think it would be the fact I dated her first roommate/friend and she got tired of hearing me doing her roomie in the next room, plus the fact that now those two are no longer friends. And also it is my sister's other friend who hates me for calling her a babbling blonde many years ago.

It also might be that the girl herself knew me from way back then, when they were all just my sister's little friends that annoyed me.  Problem is I didn't remember her and kind of accidentally revealed that one day, to which she responded "Well I wouldn't remember me either, I wasn't so cute back then." To which I was like "Oh."

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cock in a sock
cock in a clock
cock in a block
when my cock sways from side to side it goes tick, tock, tick, tock

Beautiful