THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: xnikki118x on November 09, 2007, 07:21:58 PM
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1. A 16-year-old boy's mom sends for a gorillagram to go to her son's classroom.
2. A stripper dressed as a cop comes instead.
3. She whips the birthday boy.
:rofl
This poor kid.
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22723210-5005962,00.html
A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother.
It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son’s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.
The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a “birthday surprise” would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.
Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.
She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.
One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.
“The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’,” the student said.
“Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”
The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.
“No one could believe it,” the student said.
“Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.”
The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was wehen the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.
“To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ‘That’s it. That’s enough’.”
The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.
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:lol :lol
Still, what kind of mom would order someone to surprise her son while he's in CLASS? Does she WANT him to kill himself?
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greatest story ever tolded
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A story about British strippers and no pictures of toothless hags?
(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/3097/n9140tw2.jpg)
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:lol :lol
Still, what kind of mom would order someone to surprise her son while he's in CLASS? Does she WANT him to kill himself?
Exactly.
greatest story ever tolded
:)
The Daily Mail
ah..... chances of story being a total fabrication are VERY VERY high.
That's actually kind of disappointing.
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They probably want free PSPs, 360s, and PS3s, like Synbios.
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Give them an inch, they'll try to take a mile!
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yeah the dailymail is basically just a brit tabloid site. didn't know they were right-wing though.