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Title: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 09, 2007, 10:54:19 PM
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2007/11/07/whos-laughing-jack-nicholson-furious-hes-no-longer-joker-in-batman-films/

I remember Nicholson bagging on Cesar Romero for saying this same type of shit back in 89.  Oh, Jack.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 09, 2007, 10:58:30 PM
Quote
“I’m furious,” Nicholson whispered to me last week

I can totally envision that in my head  :lol

Jack is awesome, therefore I won't rag on him. Very few people get the "no hate" status from me. Stan Lee, Hulk Hogan, Peter Jackson...that's about it!
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 09, 2007, 11:01:11 PM
Awesome, this might be the first sign of senility.  Jack would make an awesome craz(ier)y person.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 09, 2007, 11:31:40 PM
He's awesome, but lol.  The way I take the quotes, does he think this is supposed to be a sequel to his movie?  Wow.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: The Sceneman on November 09, 2007, 11:36:48 PM
Jack Nicholson is a shithead, he totally ruined The Departed
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 09, 2007, 11:39:14 PM
I don't think any particular performance ruined the Departed.  It was just boring until the clusterfuck of an end.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: TVC15 on November 09, 2007, 11:55:27 PM
Jack Nicholson is a shithead, he totally ruined The Departed

If you meant he was one of the two best things about The Departed (the other being Leo), you are right.

And in the Departed, it was funny, because every time he got that sly smile on his face, I saw the Joker.  I don't think he should be playing the Joker in any reimagining (even if Nolan's current vision does blow), but I still say he did a pretty good take on it back in 88.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: brawndolicious on November 10, 2007, 12:55:13 AM
With all the make-up the joker wears, it wouldn't matter how old he is.  anybody would be better than fucking Heath Ledger though.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: TVC15 on November 10, 2007, 01:14:04 AM
With all the make-up the joker wears, it wouldn't matter how old he is.  anybody would be better than fucking Heath Ledger though.

Eh, Jack's face looked old and bloated in Departed.  Like his face would look like a wet paper bag covered in makeup.  Maybe he shoulda been Scarecrow.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2007, 02:13:55 AM
 :lol

Yeah, he should chill and look for a couple more challenging roles before retiring to Lakers gamers and underage butt rapes  :-*
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: brawndolicious on November 10, 2007, 02:15:27 AM
Eh, Jack's face looked old and bloated in Departed.  Like his face would look like a wet paper bag covered in makeup.  Maybe he shoulda been Scarecrow.
well the joker got his face melted off and put back together, he can look a little bloated.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Gay Boy on November 10, 2007, 09:24:10 AM
I am still blown away about the awesomeness of Heath Ledger being the Joker. I love heath. 2 of my biggest guilty pleasure movies of the last 10 years star him (10 Things I Hate About You & A Knight's Tale)
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Ichirou on November 10, 2007, 09:29:57 AM
lol
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2007, 12:00:01 PM
Cheebs is such a queef
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Robo on November 10, 2007, 12:11:20 PM
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q255/TristanPEJ/dickbutt.jpg)
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Mupepe on November 10, 2007, 12:18:21 PM
I am still blown away about the awesomeness of Heath Ledger being the Joker. I love heath. 20 of my biggest guilty pleasure movies of the last 10 years star him (10 Things I Hate About You & A Knight's Tale)
:lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Gay Boy on November 10, 2007, 12:37:23 PM
I meant 2. NOT TWENTY.  :lol :lol

:punch 10 things I hate about you is awesome. I have the dvd

HEAAATH

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/10_Things_I_Hate_About_You_film.jpg/446px-10_Things_I_Hate_About_You_film.jpg)
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2007, 03:06:45 PM
see what i have to deal with! :punch
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Gay Boy on November 10, 2007, 03:13:07 PM
And the two times I met you you showed no emotion and didn't smile or anything. You are like a vulcan. Sooo creepy.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2007, 04:22:01 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: brawndolicious on November 10, 2007, 06:04:33 PM
Heath was the worst part of A Knights Tale and 10 Things I Hate About You.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 10, 2007, 06:47:14 PM
but he was the best part of brokeback mountain, eh eh
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Gay Boy on November 10, 2007, 07:13:17 PM
Heath was the worst part of A Knights Tale and 10 Things I Hate About You.
That funny british dude playing Chaucer was the best part of A Knight's Tale but overall the movie fucking awesome.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2007, 10:28:11 PM
isn't that the movie where it's like hundreds of years ago, but the crowd in a stadium sings "we will rock you"?
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Ichirou on November 10, 2007, 11:45:06 PM
It's an incredibly lame movie.  There was a big scandal surrounding it, since Sony Pictures actually made up fake film critic quotes for use in the advertising.  They shoulda just asked Gay Boy for quotes, I guess. :lol
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: TVC15 on November 10, 2007, 11:51:04 PM
Yeah, I'm a total cigarillo for period pictures, but I'd need some sort of guarantee of drugs or getting molested before trying to sit through A Knights Tale, and I also think Ledger is a pretty darned good actor.  I like 10 Things I Hate About You, too.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Gay Boy on November 11, 2007, 08:53:47 AM
isn't that the movie where it's like hundreds of years ago, but the crowd in a stadium sings "we will rock you"?
And they dance to david bowie at the castle's ball.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Mupepe on November 11, 2007, 11:03:59 AM
 :lol :lol :lol

i forgot how awesomely bad that movie is.  i will buy it today.  10 things i hate about you does rock though.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 11, 2007, 11:04:10 AM
You liked Marie Antoinette too, didn't you gay boy?
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Mupepe on November 11, 2007, 11:44:37 AM
You liked Marie Antoinette too, didn't you gay boy?
he actually did :yuck
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Gay Boy on November 11, 2007, 05:27:06 PM
Yeah I liked it, Solo liked it a little bit more than me though.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: bluemax on November 12, 2007, 04:39:22 AM
I meant 2. NOT TWENTY.  :lol :lol

:punch 10 things I hate about you is awesome. I have the dvd

HEAAATH

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/95/10_Things_I_Hate_About_You_film.jpg/446px-10_Things_I_Hate_About_You_film.jpg)

I'm in this movie.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Bloodwake on November 12, 2007, 09:39:11 AM
Jack Nicholson manages to say that he can still play the Joker AND figuratively suck Tim Burton's cock?


EPIC, EPIC FAIL.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Gay Boy on November 12, 2007, 09:56:04 AM
This is no suprise based on the doc' on the Batman dvd. He was OBSESSED with the role. He was wearing a big joker button in all the interviews and was downright giddy about talking about the role. iirc he called the joker his favorite acting job in his entire career.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Bloodwake on November 12, 2007, 11:18:57 AM
This is no suprise based on the doc' on the Batman dvd. He was OBSESSED with the role. He was wearing a big joker button in all the interviews and was downright giddy about talking about the role. iirc he called the joker his favorite acting job in his entire career.

LMFAO, I remember that.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: brawndolicious on November 12, 2007, 05:09:57 PM
He CAN still play the joker you goddamn idiots.

I mean, obviously the NU-batmans aren't exactly acting masterpieces (fake deep voice when bale wears the bat suit) so I can totally see why you guys (fans of this NU-shite) would love to see motherfucking heath ledger play joker.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2007, 05:10:47 PM
You should get a NU-troll.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: Gay Boy on November 12, 2007, 05:11:14 PM
He CAN still play the joker you goddamn idiots.
Yes, an elderly Joker is quite the threat to the 30-something Batman.
Title: Re: 70 year old Jack Nicholson still thinks he should be the Joker
Post by: brawndolicious on November 12, 2007, 05:29:17 PM
Yes, an elderly Joker is quite the threat to the 30-something Batman.
with poison gas, yes..do you want to see heath get the shit beaten out of him?  that would be kind of cool.