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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on November 12, 2007, 11:55:57 AM

Title: Its always scary when you identify with an Onion article.
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 12, 2007, 11:55:57 AM

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28366

Not so much the straightening life out as the method of procrastinatioin.

Title: Re: Its always scary when you identify with an Onion article.
Post by: Robo on November 12, 2007, 12:11:18 PM

I am totally buying these Christmas cards:

(http://store.theonion.com/images/get/323)

http://store.theonion.com/holiday-card-set-dont-forget-the-fucking-cookies-p-149.html

(http://store.theonion.com/images/get/322)

http://store.theonion.com/holiday-card-set-ho-ho-ho-i-saw-you-masturbating-p-148.html

Title: Re: Its always scary when you identify with an Onion article.
Post by: Mupepe on November 12, 2007, 12:15:50 PM

oh god.  that is scary.  his quote sounds like me every Friday night.

Title: Re: Its always scary when you identify with an Onion article.
Post by: Barry Egan on November 12, 2007, 12:26:32 PM

I thought I was the only one that did this?... ???

Title: Re: Its always scary when you identify with an Onion article.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 12, 2007, 12:31:31 PM

Hey, I took like a year off to get my life straightened out and basically just drank and bitched a lot... which wasn't any different from before, except that I wasn't working.

Title: Re: Its always scary when you identify with an Onion article.
Post by: Bloodwake on November 12, 2007, 12:32:50 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on November 12, 2007, 12:11:18 PM

I am totally buying these Christmas cards:

(http://store.theonion.com/images/get/323)

http://store.theonion.com/holiday-card-set-dont-forget-the-fucking-cookies-p-149.html

(http://store.theonion.com/images/get/322)

http://store.theonion.com/holiday-card-set-ho-ho-ho-i-saw-you-masturbating-p-148.html

These are fucking hilarious.  :lol

Title: Re: Its always scary when you identify with an Onion article.
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 12, 2007, 02:27:33 PM

I like the end of the article where the HR person from work advised against cramming 2 years worth of fixes into a week.