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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CrystalGemini on November 12, 2007, 06:17:59 PM

Title: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 12, 2007, 06:17:59 PM
WHY DON'T THEY MAKE MIDOL STRONGER.
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2007, 06:20:00 PM
Maybe you did and it was a miscarriage.
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 12, 2007, 06:20:07 PM
OK
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Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 12, 2007, 06:24:39 PM
If men had periods, they'd bleed through their penis.  THAT'S HOW IT FEELS.
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 12, 2007, 06:25:48 PM
This thread makes me uncomfortable. 
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 12, 2007, 06:30:58 PM
not me, I'm totally comfortable with my feminine side
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 12, 2007, 06:31:43 PM
Try explaining simple things to FoC, it's like giving birth to a distinguished mentally-challenged child that you want to drown.
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: demi on November 12, 2007, 06:32:43 PM
Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 12, 2007, 06:24:39 PM
If men had periods, they'd bleed through their penis.  THAT'S HOW IT FEELS.

If men had periods, we wouldn't bitch and moan like a woman, we'd drown it out with liquor.

So shut the fuck up. And make me a sandwich.
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 12, 2007, 06:42:41 PM
Quote from: demi on November 12, 2007, 06:32:43 PM
Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 12, 2007, 06:24:39 PM
If men had periods, they'd bleed through their penis.  THAT'S HOW IT FEELS.

If men had periods, we wouldn't bitch and moan like a woman, we'd drown it out with liquor.

So shut the fuck up. And make me a sandwich.

Can you imagine writing your name with blood in the snow?  That would be fucking manly!
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Himu on November 12, 2007, 06:43:37 PM
Poor crystal, poor dear
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: demi on November 12, 2007, 06:44:14 PM
I bet CrystalGemini thinks we should all suffer just because she does all the hurt for us.
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Himu on November 12, 2007, 06:44:52 PM
THE MOTHER OF EVILBORE
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2007, 06:45:27 PM
She's been sleeping for the past two days!  No joke!  She slept like, fifteen hours the other day.  And she's been home all day!
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: etiolate on November 12, 2007, 06:46:50 PM
Most of EB will be passing kidney stones in their later years anyways, so we're saving up our sympathy for then.
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Mupepe on November 12, 2007, 09:22:40 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about taco bell
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2007, 09:26:31 PM
womenz :'(
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 12, 2007, 10:36:40 PM
yeah, i passed a small child after thai the other night, if a small child is brown, runny, acidic, and stank as hell

basically i passed a young futami
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 12, 2007, 10:37:34 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: xnikki118x on November 12, 2007, 10:39:01 PM
Quote from: etiolate on November 12, 2007, 06:46:50 PM
Most of EB will be passing kidney stones in their later years anyways, so we're saving up our sympathy for then.
I've actually heard that many women say passing kidney stones is actually worse than giving birth to children. Pretty scary if you ask me!


Feel better, CrystalGemini. *hug*
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 12, 2007, 10:42:35 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on November 12, 2007, 10:36:40 PM
yeah, i passed a small child after thai the other night, if a small child is brown, runny, acidic, and stank as hell

basically i passed a young futami

this is why I love you
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2007, 11:01:02 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on November 12, 2007, 10:36:40 PM
yeah, i passed a small child after thai the other night, if a small child is brown, runny, acidic, and stank as hell

basically i passed a young futami

 :rofl
Title: Re: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD
Post by: Synbios459 on November 12, 2007, 11:54:49 PM
Has anyone here ever had a kidney stone before? I've heard it's worse for guys.