THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on November 14, 2007, 10:48:55 PM
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Okay, one time I got some ghetto pizza and this nasty bitch came over. To fuck. Her rancid womanshell of a crotch was so dry that I had to moisten her whole by wiping half a pizza pie on it. And that's the story of the night demi was conceived.
Okay, Jotaro, your turn. You're good at this game.
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I'm not a phony
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Phony. . .who are you, Holden Caulfield?
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Phony. . .who are you, Holden Caulfield?
He's more of a Mark David Chapman.
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He wishes.
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beat me to this thread, tvc! NOT FAIR!
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beat me to this thread, tvc! NOT FAIR!
What are we referencing here?
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anyway, i was at this party with frat when this guy dressed as cher comes up top me and says "hey there, you cut fucking piece of superhot beefsteak, wanna fuck" and i gave him my manliest look and said
"yes, please" "fuck you, you fuckin homo! you're about to get pounded" so i knocked his swishy ass to the floor and rammed my 11" meat missle up his quivering bitchpucker sneered at him while he ran off into the night, flapping his wrists
i spent the night lonely as fuck wishing i could have cuddled a bit congratulating myself on having stood up to another evil queer
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One time I decided to take a walk, around 2am in the morning. I often walk around pretty late, but this time I just wasn't feeling right - and was hoping someone would kill me so I wouldn't have to lol. Anyway, I get a call 10 minutes later. A friend of mine is on campus and wants me to come by. On campus at 2am? Must be something fun right. Well I walk over to campus and find him near the student center building, which is being repaired. There's yellow tape everywhere, but he walks right through it into the construction, demanding that I be quiet. So I walk into the half built building still confused at why I'm there, then I see it. Right on the floor there's a cot, a few blankets, and 3 people sleeping in the vicinity of a bigass heater. There's this older looking Mexican dude, obviously a construction worker; his girlfriend, kinda fat and wearing granny panties; and a girl with no pants or panties on. She's just laying there with her crotch almost wide open. My friend is pointing at her, then starts calling up another friend when it hits me like a finger up the ass: the girl is clearly underage. I bolted out of there, half expecting to run into the arms of a police officer. Luckily it wasn't a sting or anything.
To this day my friend acts like the girl was "at least 17" but no, she had to be 13.
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beat me to this thread, tvc! NOT FAIR!
What are we referencing here?
i mentioned to tvc that i was gonna make a thread where i made up self-aggrandizing college stories designed to demonstrate that i wasn't in fact a friendless gob but instead a rugged, disciplined ubermensch on the prowl for only the finest of tight tween poon
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beat me to this thread, tvc! NOT FAIR!
What are we referencing here?
i mentioned to tvc that i was gonna make a thread where i made up self-aggrandizing college stories designed to demonstrate that i wasn't in fact a friendless gob but instead a rugged, disciplined ubermensch on the prowl for only the finest of tight tween poon
I'll be more disappointed if Jotaro's story of being courted by a homo was false. That was a leading candidate for post of the year.
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INTRAFORUM LINK MOTHERFUCKERS
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INTRAFORUM LINK MOTHERFUCKERS
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Tell me this wasn't false, Jotaro! I popped a boner over this.
ewwwwww wtf some goddamn taco started hitting on me, no fucking shit
So gross! I was at the commercial center to check some stuff out and then walking on foot on the boulevard, on my way back to the apart, when at a red light some guy sitting on the right seat of a car started gazing in my direction. He seemed like a mundane young guy in his mid-twenties and had a baseball cap. While waiting for the green light to come he then uttered pretty loudly something to the effect of: "Wow, you're really beautiful!" with a pretty effeminate voice. For split-seconds I took it as some joke, and then noticed that he kept gazing and smiling, and that he was actually serious... I replied to this with a prompt, agressive look and a showing of a middle finger and he just laughed it off. To think that a guy found my face and my mannerisms cute... :yuck :yuck :yuck
I was so relieved when the green light finally came and traffic resumed. I walked quickly and rushed back here. Damn, I think I could throw up the smoked meat sandwich I ate earlier in the afternoon... :yuck
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Phony. . .who are you, Holden Caulfield?
:heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
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where can i read mondain's college stories
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my story is clearly the best
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A girl once thought I was super damn smart and could help her complete her math homework correctly. I helped her do all the problems incorrectly. She never talked to me again!
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Tell me this wasn't false, Jotaro! I popped a boner over this.
ewwwwww wtf some goddamn taco started hitting on me, no fucking shit
So gross! I was at the commercial center to check some stuff out and then walking on foot on the boulevard, on my way back to the apart, when at a red light some guy sitting on the right seat of a car started gazing in my direction. He seemed like a mundane young guy in his mid-twenties and had a baseball cap. While waiting for the green light to come he then uttered pretty loudly something to the effect of: "Wow, you're really beautiful!" with a pretty effeminate voice. For split-seconds I took it as some joke, and then noticed that he kept gazing and smiling, and that he was actually serious... I replied to this with a prompt, agressive look and a showing of a middle finger and he just laughed it off. To think that a guy found my face and my mannerisms cute... :yuck :yuck :yuck
I was so relieved when the green light finally came and traffic resumed. I walked quickly and rushed back here. Damn, I think I could throw up the smoked meat sandwich I ate earlier in the afternoon... :yuck
:lol Jotaro do you have the same reaction when you're getting sideways glances from a porker?
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ONCE WHEN I WAS IN A DORM I HAD SEX WITH 5 WOMEN...... AT THE SAME TIME
(see wat i d1d th3re?)