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Title: Assassin's Creed has convinced me to go muslim
Post by: TVC15 on November 15, 2007, 02:42:47 AM
Hacking up the non-believers has made me see the light.  Plus if women were wearing face masks, I could probably better ignore the imperfections Allah has inflicted on their privates.

So anyway, what's the deal, do I worship the moon now or something?  When do I get my Wolverine claw/Robocop Middle Finger/Wrist Blade thing.  I never knew Robocop and Wolverine were muslims either, but hey, I'm not judging anyone here.
Title: Re: Assassin's Creed has convinced me to go muslim
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 15, 2007, 02:48:00 AM
You're so easily influenced by entertainment.  Didn't you want to be a monk after watching 36 chambers of Shaolin? 
Title: Re: Assassin's Creed has convinced me to go muslim
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 15, 2007, 02:48:53 AM
You're so easily influenced by entertainment.  Didn't you want to be a monk after watching 36 chambers of Shaolin? 

Who didn't!
Title: Re: Assassin's Creed has convinced me to go muslim
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2007, 02:49:41 AM
You're so easily influenced by entertainment.  Didn't you want to be a monk after watching 36 chambers of Shaolin? 

I wanted to join a rap group
Title: Re: Assassin's Creed has convinced me to go muslim
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on November 15, 2007, 02:49:59 AM
They don't take to well to your kind, and by that I mean, ABBA fans.
So you and I can never be Muslim.
Title: Re: Assassin's Creed has convinced me to go muslim
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2007, 02:54:35 AM
tvc could be to gay muslims what mlk was to promiscuous christians  :o
Title: Re: Assassin's Creed has convinced me to go muslim
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 15, 2007, 02:55:13 AM
I'm pretty sure that homo is a no-no with Muslims. 
Title: Re: Assassin's Creed has convinced me to go muslim
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 15, 2007, 02:57:45 AM
Assassin's Creed has taught me that finding people who sell pots and plates from a hut deserve to have a man jump in their hut and break all their plates and get punched in the face.
Title: Re: Assassin's Creed has convinced me to go muslim
Post by: TVC15 on November 15, 2007, 03:09:26 AM
Assassin's Creed has taught me that finding people who sell pots and plates from a hut deserve to have a man jump in their hut and break all their plates and get punched in the face.

I am in Jerusalem, and there are these women beggars that get in your face and beg for money and follow you around.  I like stealth killing them, knowing that I am doing society a favor by offering these women the final solution.  I am kind of like Dexter in that I only kill societies worst creations.  The poor.  And female.  And some really fat people.

Not enough teenagers and children in the old world, tho.
Title: Re: Assassin's Creed has convinced me to go muslim
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 15, 2007, 03:12:17 AM
Hah, gonna play more tomorrow night. Gotta rest up for a day running around tomorrow.