THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on November 15, 2007, 05:18:25 AM
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So I have pretty good repetoire with my dental hygienist. She says she's surprised I've never raised a peep at any of the terrible things she's done to my teeth. Not that she's done anything especially terrible; I've just been in for 4 deep cleaning sessions over like 3 weeks, so I've seen a lot of her lately, and every time she's been basically sticking a sander into my mouf.
I didn't tell her that I'm a masochist because that's how I got kicked out of my last dentist's office.
Anyway, since we've seen a lot of each otehr in such a compressed period of time, we quickly burned through the usual BS topics and got to what real people talk about: racist shit. She was telling me that my teeth cleaned off really easily. I made some comment like, "What, do some people have teeth that are especially difficult to clean? And she basically gave me a HMMMMMM before saying "Well, yeah." I asked if it was a dietary thing, and she said, in a hushed voice, "Well, actually, asian people, especially east asian people, have the most difficult teeth to clean." And I was like, "WOW! I guess that makes up for their big ol brains." And she laughed, and got into this detailed explanation on how the calculus on their teeth comes off like sand, whereas for most people of european decent, it comes off in big, easy to clean clumps, and that cleaning an asian person's teeth takes like twice as long as anyone elses. I asked about other asians, like the western dot on head indians, and she said they were generally a bit better to clean, to which I said something like "their teeth always look comparably white against their dark darkie skin." And she laughed. Then I asked about black peoples' teeth and she laughed and said "black people can't afford to go to the dentist!" And we both laughed like it was the zinger at the end of an episode of Charles in Charge. Then she gave me a bill for 1800 dollars.
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So I have pretty good repetoire with my dental hygienist. She says she's surprised I've never raised a peep at any of the terrible things she's done to my teeth. Not that she's done anything especially terrible; I've just been in for 4 deep cleaning sessions over like 3 weeks, so I've seen a lot of her lately, and every time she's been basically sticking a sander into my mouf.
I didn't tell her that I'm a masochist because that's how I got kicked out of my last dentist's office.
Anyway, since we've seen a lot of each otehr in such a compressed period of time, we quickly burned through the usual BS topics and got to what real people talk about: racist shit. She was telling me that my teeth cleaned off really easily. I made some comment like, "What, do some people have teeth that are especially difficult to clean? And she basically gave me a HMMMMMM before saying "Well, yeah." I asked if it was a dietary thing, and she said, in a hushed voice, "Well, actually, asian people, especially east asian people, have the most difficult teeth to clean." And I was like, "WOW! I guess that makes up for their big ol brains." And she laughed, and got into this detailed explanation on how the calculus on their teeth comes off like sand, whereas for most people of european decent, it comes off in big, easy to clean clumps, and that cleaning an asian person's teeth takes like twice as long as anyone elses. I asked about other asians, like the western dot on head indians, and she said they were generally a bit better to clean, to which I said something like "their teeth always look comparably white against their dark darkie skin." And she laughed. Then I asked about black peoples' teeth and she laughed and said "black people can't afford to go to the dentist!" And we both laughed like it was the zinger at the end of an episode of Charles in Charge. Then she gave me a bill for 1800 dollars.
I didn't know about the sand-like calculus thing, very cool. I wonder why that is.
LOL zinger from Charles in Charge.
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I want charles in charge of ME!
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What is that syndrome where you begin to fall in love with your captors? I think that's what is going on here.
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So I have pretty good repetoire with my dental hygienist. She says she's surprised I've never raised a peep at any of the terrible things she's done to my teeth. Not that she's done anything especially terrible; I've just been in for 4 deep cleaning sessions over like 3 weeks, so I've seen a lot of her lately, and every time she's been basically sticking a sander into my mouf.
I didn't tell her that I'm a masochist because that's how I got kicked out of my last dentist's office.
Anyway, since we've seen a lot of each otehr in such a compressed period of time, we quickly burned through the usual BS topics and got to what real people talk about: racist shit. She was telling me that my teeth cleaned off really easily. I made some comment like, "What, do some people have teeth that are especially difficult to clean? And she basically gave me a HMMMMMM before saying "Well, yeah." I asked if it was a dietary thing, and she said, in a hushed voice, "Well, actually, asian people, especially east asian people, have the most difficult teeth to clean." And I was like, "WOW! I guess that makes up for their big ol brains." And she laughed, and got into this detailed explanation on how the calculus on their teeth comes off like sand, whereas for most people of european decent, it comes off in big, easy to clean clumps, and that cleaning an asian person's teeth takes like twice as long as anyone elses. I asked about other asians, like the western dot on head indians, and she said they were generally a bit better to clean, to which I said something like "their teeth always look comparably white against their dark darkie skin." And she laughed. Then I asked about black peoples' teeth and she laughed and said "black people can't afford to go to the dentist!" And we both laughed like it was the zinger at the end of an episode of Charles in Charge. Then she gave me a bill for 1800 dollars.
:rofl
.... :o
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What is that syndrome where you begin to fall in love with your captors? I think that's what is going on here.
stockholm syndrome
she sounds hot. i want a hot dentist. none of mine have ever been hot.
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What is that syndrome where you begin to fall in love with your captors? I think that's what is going on here.
stockholm syndrome
she sounds hot. i want a hot dentist. none of mine have ever been hot.
do they put you under for a routine cleaning and when you wake up your butthole feels weird? :-*
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no :( i want to experience that
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Best TVC post in a long time. A+ Would read again.
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I didn't tell her that I'm a masochist because that's how I got kicked out of my last dentist's office.
This sounds like a good story. What happened?
Also, as awesome as it would be if you had a stock collection of songs, dramas, and operas that you were prepared to perform with your hygenist, it is more likely that you have a rapport with her. ;)
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:lol :lol :lol
I didn't know about the sand thing, either. Interesting.
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I didn't tell her that I'm a masochist because that's how I got kicked out of my last dentist's office.
This sounds like a good story. What happened?
Also, as awesome as it would be if you had a stock collection of songs, dramas, and operas that you were prepared to perform with your hygenist, it is more likely that you have a rapport with her. ;)
I can't be held responsible for things I wrote at 2am!
Also, a significant portion of that OP actually happened.
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I've heard that about asians too, from my mom :o
I don't know if this is racist per se, but she also said that all their German patients refuse to use anesthetics during surgeries. I'm talking about pulling teeth out/cutting teeth type stuff with no anesthesia
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Yeah, I know, she didn't really say anything racist. She was just indicating that different cultures basically have different levels of bacteria/chemical reactions in their mouths. It's not racist in the least, but I bet if Al Sharpton heard a dentist even intimate that black people have different mouths, there'd be boycotts a flyin'.
For certain procedures, and under certain conditions, I can see why you might not want anastesia. After an appointment, my mouth and face is pretty much done for like 4 hours. If I had anything I needed to do immediately after the appointment, I might not want a full blast in my face.
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I've heard that about asians too, from my mom :o
I don't know if this is racist per se, but she also said that all their German patients refuse to use anesthetics during surgeries. I'm talking about pulling teeth out/cutting teeth type stuff with no anesthesia. They also ask my mom to poop in their mouths.
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I didn't tell her that I'm a masochist because that's how I got kicked out of my last dentist's office.
No wonder you own so much Mac/Apple stuff
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This story is way better than your fake college story. Now that you've gotten in the groove, go write another fake college story.
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I can't be held responsible for things I wrote at 2am!
Also, a significant portion of that OP actually happened.
Eh, I think I was just amused by the idea of you doing a song n' dance routine with your hygenist -- perhaps in blackface.
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I can't be held responsible for things I wrote at 2am!
Also, a significant portion of that OP actually happened.
Eh, I think I was just amused by the idea of you doing a song n' dance routine with your hygenist -- perhaps in blackface.
She did offer me sedatives. It is possible I could have gotten her to get me loopy enough to get into blackface. Not song and dance, though. That would just be embarassing.
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How hot is your dentist on the MILF scale?
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Neither my hygienist nor my dentist are bad looking. They are both significantly older than me, so I have trouble gauging their looks. That and I see them in face masks for the majority of the time.
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:lol asians are so inferior