THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bagofeyes on November 15, 2007, 09:57:45 PM
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I never answer my phone if it isn't from someone I don't know, but every day for the past few weeks I've been getting calls, during work hours, from the same number, or variation of the same number. I think its probably Yahoo cause I didn't pay a couple of months of bills for their internet service after they screwed me around and I couldn't even use it...
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it's me
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hi
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hi
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Hello
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hi
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<heavy breathing>
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I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.
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hi
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bagofeyes, you lied! You are a virgin! <dips fist in tub of lard>
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its really me
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do you have a phone with extra big buttons?
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how much would you charge for you to ship a j girl my way