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Title: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: TVC15 on November 16, 2007, 01:57:59 PM
I think so.

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Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Mupepe on November 16, 2007, 01:59:54 PM
dong LOL
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Takuan on November 16, 2007, 04:28:34 PM
:lol Where's this from?
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Gay Boy on November 16, 2007, 04:31:39 PM
:lol Where's this from?
you gotta be shtting me. Everyone's seen 16 Candles.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on November 16, 2007, 04:40:32 PM
:lol Where's this from?
you gotta be shtting me. Everyone's seen 16 Candles.
I haven't.  :'(
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2007, 05:22:54 PM
:lol Where's this from?
you gotta be shtting me. Everyone's seen 16 Candles.

...
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Takuan on November 16, 2007, 05:23:55 PM
What's 16 Candles?
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2007, 05:26:11 PM
i guess it's some shitty 80s movie that's not nearly as good as ferris beuller
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2007, 05:26:34 PM
AUTOMOBEEEEELLLLLLLL??
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Gay Boy on November 16, 2007, 05:27:46 PM
What's 16 Candles?
every single human being has seen endless john hughes movies, its the american way.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 16, 2007, 06:07:39 PM
I haven't seen 16 Candles.

Or The Breakfast Club.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2007, 09:40:02 PM
I haven't seen 16 Candles.

Or The Breakfast Club.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 16, 2007, 09:53:51 PM
I haven't seen 16 Candles.

Or The Breakfast Club.

Lies

FUCKEN LIES

Either one is usually being televised on TBS EVERY OTHER MINUTE OF THE DAY
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Gay Boy on November 16, 2007, 10:53:31 PM
Either one is usually being televised on TBS EVERY OTHER MINUTE OF THE DAY
Exactly!

I mean come on those movies have been forced at us nonstop. There isn't a single day where at least 154824 John Hughes movies are playing on tv. not one
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Ichirou on November 18, 2007, 11:38:16 PM
John Hughes movies are the cinematic equivalent of raw sewage.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 18, 2007, 11:54:21 PM
The cover to that always makes me laugh.  It looks like a Photoshop done by a community college student in graphic design. :lol
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: TVC15 on November 18, 2007, 11:57:28 PM
And it's like the movie is also starring the relatives of said community college student.

Do you think that actress got really excited when she got cast as Smirking Female Burglar in Home Alone 4?  I mean, is that really a resume builder?  What was she doing before?  What could this possibly have been a step up from?  Dog porn?
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Gay Boy on November 18, 2007, 11:57:55 PM
John Hughes movies are the cinematic equivalent of raw sewage.
My parents named me after the Hughes flick Sixteen Candles, what does that make me then?  :-\
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2007, 11:57:58 PM
Either one is usually being televised on TBS EVERY OTHER MINUTE OF THE DAY
Exactly!

I mean come on those movies have been forced at us nonstop. There isn't a single day where at least 154824 John Hughes movies are playing on tv. not one

Why do you care so much about majority opinion?

Curly Sue? Uncle Buck? Not to mention his classic writing for MASTERPIECES like Flubber and Home Alone 3 ::)
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Gay Boy on November 18, 2007, 11:58:29 PM
Either one is usually being televised on TBS EVERY OTHER MINUTE OF THE DAY
Exactly!

I mean come on those movies have been forced at us nonstop. There isn't a single day where at least 154824 John Hughes movies are playing on tv. not one

Why do you care so much about majority opinion?

Curly Sue? Uncle Buck? Not to mention his classic writing for MASTERPIECES like Flubber and Home Alone 3 ::)
Uh Uncle Buck is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Ichirou on November 18, 2007, 11:59:17 PM
John Hughes movies are the cinematic equivalent of raw sewage.
My parents named me after the Hughes flick Sixteen Candles, what does that make me then?  :-\

Let's not get into this again.  You asked me to leave you alone, remember?
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 18, 2007, 11:59:55 PM
And it's like the movie is also starring the relatives of said community college student.

Dude, one of the actors is TV's French Stewart!
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Ichirou on November 19, 2007, 12:00:38 AM
French Stewart always looks like he's about to sneeze.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Barry Egan on November 19, 2007, 12:18:08 AM
INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM THE TALKING HEAD
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: bagofeyes on November 19, 2007, 02:30:04 AM
asians are really weird
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 19, 2007, 02:31:17 AM
asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: bagofeyes on November 19, 2007, 02:32:01 AM
asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Ichirou on November 19, 2007, 02:36:21 AM
And spics.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 19, 2007, 02:41:57 AM
asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people

That makes no sense at all, even if you don't know my race.  My point was that it's weird for whites to want to live in Asian countries.  Especially if those whites are going to complain about Asians being weird.  
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: TVC15 on November 19, 2007, 02:44:01 AM
asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people

That makes no sense at all, even if you don't know my race.  My point was that it's weird for whites to want to live in Asian countries.  Especially if those whites are going to complain about Asians being weird.  

What's weird about wanting to fuck tiny subservient asian women that make your dick feel like twice as big as it actually is?
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: bagofeyes on November 19, 2007, 02:45:42 AM
I'm getting a bit sick of Japan anyways. I'm gonna go to Europe soon.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Ichirou on November 19, 2007, 02:47:07 AM
asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people

That makes no sense at all, even if you don't know my race.  My point was that it's weird for whites to want to live in Asian countries.  Especially if those whites are going to complain about Asians being weird.  

Wait, you're not white?  I feel betrayed.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: TVC15 on November 19, 2007, 02:47:44 AM
I'm getting a bit sick of Japan anyways. I'm gonna go to Europe soon.

Take me with you :(
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2007, 02:48:29 AM
asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people

That makes no sense at all, even if you don't know my race.  My point was that it's weird for whites to want to live in Asian countries.  Especially if those whites are going to complain about Asians being weird. 

What's weird about wanting to fuck tiny subservient asian women that make your dick feel like twice as big as it actually is?

If I wanted that sensation I'd go the pedo route. Less hair, better teeth
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: bagofeyes on November 19, 2007, 02:49:04 AM
I'm getting a bit sick of Japan anyways. I'm gonna go to Europe soon.

Take me with you :(

Ok, do you like Germany? That's where the white man is king.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Ichirou on November 19, 2007, 02:49:34 AM
I'm getting a bit sick of Japan anyways. I'm gonna go to Europe soon.

Take me with you :(

Let's go vacation in Italy together, mang.  That's where I'm going when I finish JET.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 19, 2007, 02:50:43 AM
White women are way hotter than Asians even if the lack of pigment do make whites age faster.  I've never had any interest in watching Asian pornstars "perform".  They just don't do anything for me.  Some 1/2 Asians are OK though.  
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 19, 2007, 02:52:29 AM
asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people

That makes no sense at all, even if you don't know my race.  My point was that it's weird for whites to want to live in Asian countries.  Especially if those whites are going to complain about Asians being weird.  

Wait, you're not white?  I feel betrayed.

Huh?  I'm saying that even if he didn't know I was white, it makes no sense to say that I was jealous of white people. 
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: TVC15 on November 19, 2007, 02:52:58 AM
I'm getting a bit sick of Japan anyways. I'm gonna go to Europe soon.

Take me with you :(

Let's go vacation in Italy together, mang.  That's where I'm going when I finish JET.

You're just trying to get into my pants by scratching my Caligula itch!

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Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Ichirou on November 19, 2007, 02:56:36 AM
When I went to Italy in 2004 one of the places I stopped at was Cinecitta, where they filmed Caligula (and Once Upon A Time in the West, and a bunch of Fellini films, and Spartacus, and Cleopatra, etc., etc., etc.).  I will take you there. :heartbeat

We'll ride on a little Vespa like Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday.
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: TVC15 on November 19, 2007, 03:02:50 AM
When I went to Italy in 2004 one of the places I stopped at was Cinecitta, where they filmed Caligula (and Once Upon A Time in the West, and a bunch of Fellini films, and Spartacus, and Cleopatra, etc., etc., etc.).  I will take you there. :heartbeat

We'll ride on a little Vespa like Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday.

On Cinecitta:

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Founded in 1937 by Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini,

O.M.G. I *love* Mussolini!

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Additionally, the HBO series Rome was filmed here from 2004-2007, the show being widely acclaimed for its sets and designs. BBC Wales conducted some filming at Cinecittą reusing these sets for the fourth series of the Corporation's hit science fiction show Doctor Who, for an episode dealing with the explosion of Mount Vesuvius in ancient Pompeii. Series Four is set to air in Spring 2008.

OMG YOU ARE SO MUCH NICER TO ME THAN ARVIE!
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2007, 03:13:29 AM
someone needs to make a OUATITW appreciation thread  :heartbeat
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Ichirou on November 19, 2007, 03:14:19 AM
And I can spell properly. Beat THAT, Arvie.  :-*
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: bagofeyes on November 19, 2007, 03:14:50 AM
Have you got a beard?
Title: Re: Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?
Post by: Ichirou on November 19, 2007, 03:17:41 AM
Give me two weeks, and I will!