General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on November 18, 2007, 05:25:22 AM
Title: Bitches, name the authors of these quotes!
Post by: etiolate on November 18, 2007, 05:25:22 AM
"To like an individual because he's black is just as insulting as to dislike him because he isn't white. "
"I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't. "
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
"They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. "
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. "
Dirty google cheaters get the hivvy!
Title: Re: Bitches, name the authors of these quotes!
Post by: Synbios459 on November 18, 2007, 05:29:05 AM
1. Beezy. 2. TVC. 3. Me. 4. FoC. 5. Cloudwalking.
Title: Re: Bitches, name the authors of these quotes!
Post by: Mandark on November 18, 2007, 05:30:02 AM
3 is Mitch Hedberg*, but you botched the delivery.
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*There's about a 3% chance it's Stephen Wright. I'm never sure with those guys.
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Title: Re: Bitches, name the authors of these quotes!
Post by: etiolate on November 18, 2007, 05:30:49 AM
It is Mitch.
Title: Re: Bitches, name the authors of these quotes!
Post by: Stocky on November 18, 2007, 11:38:16 AM
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear