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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Barry Egan on November 18, 2007, 09:48:10 PM

Title: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Barry Egan on November 18, 2007, 09:48:10 PM: I don't care how gifted a 'sandwich artist' you are, the sandwich will be shit if you put the mustard they have at Subways on it. I don't like it. :yuck light mayo or bust
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: brawndolicious on November 19, 2007, 04:24:00 AM: I don't have a problem at all with the mustard. maybe I don't notice it because I order a lot of sauces on it like mayo, brown mustard, and chipotle too.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: xnikki118x on November 19, 2007, 04:59:51 AM: Light mayo AND southwest or bust.

Love, the Sandwich Artist
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2007, 05:00:37 AM: SEAFOOD SUB DEFENSE FORCE
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: drozmight on November 19, 2007, 05:46:53 AM: Chipotle sauce for the win!
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 10:20:58 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on November 19, 2007, 04:59:51 AM
Light mayo AND southwest or bust.

Love, the Sandwich Artist
my favorite sandwich artist :heartbeat
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 19, 2007, 11:05:07 AM: I love the light mayo confusion I always get.

Anything else?

"light mayo"

"...so just a little bit of mayo?"

"the light mayo *point*"

"ahh"
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Synbios459 on November 19, 2007, 01:33:38 PM: While we're talking about SW what kind of sandwich do you like? I like a foot-long italtion bread with turkey, lettuce, oinion, jallepeno, ranch or mayo dressing.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 01:45:30 PM: Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on November 19, 2007, 01:25:16 PM
This is why you eat at Schlotzky's. Their sandwiches are so good you won't want mustard. OMG
AND you pay twice as much :'(

seriously now,

Subway sandwich that God told me about: italian herb and cheese bread with turkey and ham on it with tomato, lettuce, jalapeno, banana peppers and pickles with mustard and mayo.

perfect.

it feels like god milking your prostate when you eat it.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 19, 2007, 01:46:34 PM: Im more of a quiznos man, Subway puts on way too much lettuce and not enough meat and their meat doesnt taste that great.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Synbios459 on November 19, 2007, 01:48:28 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 01:45:30 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on November 19, 2007, 01:25:16 PM
This is why you eat at Schlotzky's. Their sandwiches are so good you won't want mustard. OMG
AND you pay twice as much :'(

seriously now,

Subway sandwich that God told me about: italian herb and cheese bread with turkey and ham on it with tomato, lettuce, jalapeno, banana peppers and pickles with mustard and mayo.

perfect.

it feels like god milking your prostate when you eat it.
Wow, I might have to try that today, though flippers make sandwiches hard to eat, especially SW sandwiches.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 01:49:08 PM: yeah, but you end up overpaying at quiznos or schlotzky's. so it evens out!

synbios: it's godly!
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Robo on November 19, 2007, 01:56:15 PM: OVERPAYING? If there's a price to brilliance, it is somewhere between 7 and 12 dollars. QUIZNO'S :bow :bow
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 02:01:03 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on November 19, 2007, 01:56:15 PM
OVERPAYING? If there's a price to brilliance, it is somewhere between 7 and 12 dollars. QUIZNO'S :bow :bow
oh roboj

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Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Synbios459 on November 19, 2007, 02:02:48 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 01:49:08 PM
yeah, but you end up overpaying at quiznos or schlotzky's. so it evens out!

synbios: it's godly!
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Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 02:04:37 PM: Quote from: Synbios459 on November 19, 2007, 02:02:48 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 01:49:08 PM
yeah, but you end up overpaying at quiznos or schlotzky's. so it evens out!

synbios: it's godly!
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Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Synbios459 on November 19, 2007, 02:06:41 PM: Well Mupepe I ordered what you said with a slight alteration, I added cheddar to it. Guess you're not a cheese fan huh?
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Barry Egan on November 19, 2007, 02:07:48 PM: LISTEN UP A good subways sandwich works like this;

Turkey, Ham, Swiss, Cucumber, Green Pepper, Carrot, Onion, No Lettuce, Banana Pepper, Pickle, Mayo and S + P, on whole wheat bread. Subways lettuce is just crispy water! Ask for extra cucumber for bonus points. Also no mustard unless you're a classless degenerate.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 02:10:06 PM: Quote from: Synbios459 on November 19, 2007, 02:06:41 PM
Well Mupepe I ordered what you said with a slight alteration, I added cheddar to it. Guess you're not a cheese fan huh?
eh, sometimes i get it with swiss.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 02:12:19 PM: Quote from: Chipopo on November 19, 2007, 02:07:48 PM
LISTEN UP A good subways sandwich works like this;

Turkey, Ham, Swiss, Cucumber, Green Pepper, Carrot, Onion, No Lettuce, Banana Pepper, Pickle, Mayo and S + P, on whole wheat bread. Subways lettuce is just crispy water! Ask for extra cucumber for bonus points. Also no mustard unless you're a classless degenerate.
did you just fucking call me a classless degenerate?
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Synbios459 on November 19, 2007, 02:12:40 PM: Quote from: Chipopo on November 19, 2007, 02:07:48 PM
LISTEN UP A good subways sandwich works like this;

Turkey, Cheddar, lettuce, onion, tomato, jalapenos, ranch, on Italian bread.
fixed.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Synbios459 on November 19, 2007, 02:13:10 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 02:12:19 PM
Quote from: Chipopo on November 19, 2007, 02:07:48 PM
LISTEN UP A good subways sandwich works like this;

Turkey, Ham, Swiss, Cucumber, Green Pepper, Carrot, Onion, No Lettuce, Banana Pepper, Pickle, Mayo and S + P, on whole wheat bread. Subways lettuce is just crispy water! Ask for extra cucumber for bonus points. Also no mustard unless you're a classless degenerate.
did you just fucking call me a classless degenerate?
He did, time to use your Mupepe powers!
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Barry Egan on November 19, 2007, 03:01:14 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 19, 2007, 02:12:19 PM
Quote from: Chipopo on November 19, 2007, 02:07:48 PM
LISTEN UP A good subways sandwich works like this;

Turkey, Ham, Swiss, Cucumber, Green Pepper, Carrot, Onion, No Lettuce, Banana Pepper, Pickle, Mayo and S + P, on whole wheat bread. Subways lettuce is just crispy water! Ask for extra cucumber for bonus points. Also no mustard unless you're a classless degenerate.
did you just fucking call me a classless degenerate?

If you've got Subways' mustard breath than you are degenerate by definition.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: xnikki118x on November 19, 2007, 10:08:12 PM: I'm not familiar with this Schlotzky's and I've never been to Quizno's (lol) so I can't comment on either. I do love me some Subway, though.

MAF: Whenever people ask me for "light mayo" I always verify whether they'd like a small amount of regular mayo or if they want the low-fat mayo. (FYI our light mayo is not fat free, which is kind of unfortunate, because southwest is loaded in fat and I like to mix them.)

Best subway sandwiches:

Italian BMT on Italian bread with American Cheese, pickles, light mayo, and southwest sauce.

Subway melt on Italian bread with shredded cheddar cheese, light mayo, and southwest sauce.

Chicken teriyaki on a wrap with lots of shredded cheddar cheese and sweet onion sauce.

Turkey with American cheese on honey oat with a small amount of lettuce, cucumbers, pickles, light mayo, and a bit of honey mustard.

Steak on Italian bread with American and shredded cheddar cheese, lightly toasted, with jalapeños, lots of southwest sauce, and a small bit of Frank's red hot.

MMMMMM.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: bork on November 19, 2007, 11:28:02 PM: Mayo :yuck :yuck :yuck :-X :-X :-X

I like a good sub with oil, vinegar, salt/pepper and oregano. A little mustard is good; a lot is just overkill. There's no Subway where I live (I hear there's one like 30-40 minutes away and I am tempted to go since Subway is such a rarity for me now!), so I just make my own subs using stuff from the grocery. Suprisingly I can get the sandwiches to taste pretty much the same with what I use.

Oh, and Blimpie is so much better.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Barry Egan on November 19, 2007, 11:34:24 PM: Quote from: lyte edge on November 19, 2007, 11:28:02 PM
Oh, and Blimpie is so much better.

:yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: bork on November 19, 2007, 11:36:05 PM: And the Italian grocery in my neighborhood back in Atlanta, the '48th Street Market,' makes the best fucking subs EVER. :bow The quality of their meats, cheeses, and bread is so far above Subway's.

I heard Jersey Mikes was good for a chain, but I never tried them.
Title: Re: Why is Subways' mustard the worst in the biz???
Post by: Barry Egan on November 19, 2007, 11:47:31 PM: it's so cool that I can lock my own topics.

YOU LIKE BLIMPIE's SUBS....THAT's IT, THIS THREAD'S RUN ITS COURSE.