THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on November 18, 2007, 11:17:17 PM
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bill: "i'm too old for this shit, nate"
nate: "you weren't too old for that waitress in rio de janeiro!"
bill: "i just can't keep up"
nate: "you sure could keep it up for that bartender in asuncion!"
bill: "this old ticker's gonna fail"
nate: "but the ol' dicker sure worked like a charm with that table dancer in the seychelles!"
bill: "<groan>"
nate: "i bet you made that stripper back in jamaica groan like that, too!"
bill: "fuck you, nate, you stupid shit"
nate: "i bet you fucked that porn star in brasilia in her stupid shit!"
bill: "i swear to god you jugheaded fuck if you do not shut the fuck up so help me god i will cut your ass off"
nate: "i bet that sweet little aerobics instructor back in belize swore to god too when you. uh. helped her. uh, uhh. fucked her. uh. ass off."
bill: <draws gun>
bill: <shoots nate dead>
all: <applause>
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:lol :lol
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play the first 30 minutes of uncharted, and learn why amy hennig doesn't have a hollywood scriptwriting career
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Is Bill the cheeseburger looking "chick"?
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Ah ok, maybe there is a video on youtube or something.
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Yeah, I think I know a little too much about Amy's preferences now. She likes it CALIGULA style.
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no, bill is the old sidekick guy. elena is the victor-victoria thing.
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The chick has a really annoying voice. Drake's not much better.
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Yeah, the old model for the chick was worse, but the one that made it in the game is still pretty ugly. I find it odd that such an ugly women with such terrible voice acting made it into a game in which a woman had a prominent role. She must hate other women, women that aren't herself. I bet she wants all the pricks in the world to herself, in her ass, all at once, peeing the white pee.
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i like elena and nate's delivery fine -- in fact, it's some of the best videogame va delivery i've heard. it's just a shame about the lines! well, and the weird-ass facial animation.
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OMG PEEING THE WHITE PEE!
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I'm not saying that the VA is bad technically but that chick's voice just grate on my nerves for some reason.
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Yeah, the old model for the chick was worse, but the one that made it in the game is still pretty ugly. I find it odd that such an ugly women with such terrible voice acting made it into a game in which a woman had a prominent role. She must hate other women, women that aren't herself. I bet she wants all the pricks in the world to herself, in her ass, all at once, peeing the white pee.
There's a chick on campus who is by far the ugliest girl I've ever seen. She looks just like a guy and I fucking swear everyone gets her confused for a guy too.
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i like how ancient ruins have barrels of live VOLCANIC gunpowder still lying around, unrotted and conveniently placed next to tottering pillars
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I don't think the voice acting is all that bad. The dialogue started off okay, but got worse, then it gets a little better, then it gets worse, etc. It's like a Richard Chamberlain DTV adventure film from the early 80s with a bigger budget.
Yeah, that chick is ugly. I wonder if the dark circles around her eyes are ever explained.
Sully sounds like John Vernon, but John Vernon is dead, so whoever voiced Sully is doing a pretty good John Vernon impression.
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The random barrels are just part of their stylistic design, Drinky, like the ugly girl and weird looking facial animations.
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There are random explosive barrels in even the best games, though (HL2).
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but do those barrels have identical pyroclastic eruptions when shot
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it's the way it's packed
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i know so little about 16th century english explorers it seems :'(
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They managed to cram a German U-Boat into the storyline, so I am now obligated to like it 20% more because of that
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oh, i like the game, but i do NOT see where gaf's paroxysms were coming from. it feels like a lightweight, adventure-y gears of war with a weirdly inconsistent rendering engine and quite possibly the worst script since, well, the last slovakian game not titled "the witcher" that i've played
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Assassin's Creed would benefit from some of that dialogue:
Altair - "I've stabbed the target in the neck"
SciFi Doctor - "Oh, like the way you stabbed that 'virgin' chick back in Bethlehem"
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:lol
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oh, i like the game, but i do NOT see where gaf's paroxysms were coming from. it feels like a lightweight, adventure-y gears of war with a weirdly inconsistent rendering engine and quite possibly the worst script since, well, the last slovakian game not titled "the witcher" that i've played
Two Worlds :rock
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demi :rock
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Demi liked Two Worlds so much that he played through it TWICE! Once for each world!
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once for each world
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each world once
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I must have a really dirty mind. One for each hole popped in my head when I read Prole's post.
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I thought this was a dialogue between Bill Trinen and Nate whateverhisface is from NoA localization.
..and it probably would have been just as appropriate.
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play the first 30 minutes of uncharted, and learn why amy hennig doesn't have a hollywood scriptwriting career
The intro's expository dialogue is amongst the worst I've ever heard
I thought Amy was a fallen star from the TV/movie industry but a quick check on imdb certainly puts the kibosh on THAT theory :-X
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so now that I'm playing this game, i have to agree with drinky. The amount of sexualized banter in this game is ridiculous.
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(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb151/squick3n/Uncharted5.jpg)
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oh, i like the game, but i do NOT see where gaf's paroxysms were coming from. it feels like a lightweight, adventure-y gears of war with a weirdly inconsistent rendering engine and quite possibly the worst script since, well, the last slovakian game not titled "the witcher" that i've played
Because they have nothing else.
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that's a nice-looking screenshot
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I lol'd
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The problem with this game is that the shooting isn't realistic at all.
It doesn't take five direct hits in the chest with a pistol to kill someone. That shit would have been fine in Cartoon Land: Drake's Fortune but not in a "realistic" game.
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pretty sure that this game isn't trying to be realistic
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oh, i like the game, but i do NOT see where gaf's paroxysms were coming from. it feels like a lightweight, adventure-y gears of war with a weirdly inconsistent rendering engine and quite possibly the worst script since, well, the last slovakian game not titled "the witcher" that i've played
Two Worlds :rock
Forsooth, nave!