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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on November 21, 2007, 01:25:25 AM

Title: Gillo's Theorem: A simple formula to derive the quality of anime.
Post by: GilloD on November 21, 2007, 01:25:25 AM
 Where Q is the quality of a given anime and T is the title sequence, you can derive Q from the following formula: Q=T/1000.
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Post by: Ichirou on November 21, 2007, 01:34:25 AM
How do you evaluate the title sequence?
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Post by: GilloD on November 21, 2007, 01:36:00 AM
The same way you evaluate everything. Anime title sequences are always fuck awesome and then the shows are like 95% god awful fucking dialogue, 2.5% pretty character designs and 2.5% actually compelling viewing.
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Post by: bagofeyes on November 21, 2007, 01:41:37 AM
My rule for anime is: if it's animated, I don't watch it.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 21, 2007, 02:10:46 PM
Rule of Anime: Trust MAF, Be Wary of the Demi
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Post by: Tauntaun on November 21, 2007, 02:30:22 PM
Rule of Anime: Trust MAF, Be Wary of the Demi

your name sorta sounds like gym shorts, LOL get it?  am I awesome or what?   :-[
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 21, 2007, 02:48:59 PM
My Rule of Anime:
Satoshi Kon yes, Ghibli maybe, Gundam no
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 21, 2007, 02:49:37 PM
Gundam 08th MS Team Yes
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 21, 2007, 02:52:38 PM
Gundam more like Gundumb
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 21, 2007, 02:54:15 PM
More like Rock Bland
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Post by: Robo on November 21, 2007, 03:06:24 PM
rule of anime: no dickgirls, no sale  :hump
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Post by: brawndolicious on November 21, 2007, 04:55:59 PM
anime CAN be really good.  none of that stupid gundam shit though.  I think if they go for a teen soap opera story, it'll always suck.

If the fans of the anime think like this:
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I am more straight than i can believe myself... simply put it, im a pervert for FF girls (FFIII's girl looks really hot btw.) BUT! Try this.... have a picture of Ashe and Vaan on the same page, try looking at Ashe's beautiful form, but in ur quest for w/e lol.... i bet ur eyes WILL turn towards Vaan even though u dont want to see him. Further speaking, i think Vaan is a very cool character... he seems all innocent yet hes not a loser like tidus.
it'll always suck.

then again I respect a guy who apparently started out his career doing horse porn...drawings.
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Post by: MCD on November 21, 2007, 05:15:13 PM
Rule of anime: fuck awesome opening theme.
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Post by: Beezy on November 21, 2007, 06:28:35 PM
[youtube=425,350]sDwxk51JMg8[/youtube]

:punch I've got a burning heart! :punch
:punch I've got a burning love! :punch
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Post by: Ichirou on November 22, 2007, 02:05:50 AM
Gundam 0083

The animation on that is so fuckin' awesome.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2007, 03:41:28 AM
anime sucks so fucking bad
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Post by: Ichirou on November 22, 2007, 05:40:28 AM
What's worse, C-Juice? Puerto Ricans or anime?
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Post by: Mondain on November 22, 2007, 09:25:49 PM
I've just come to hate any show where the characters have magical powers, live in a fantasy universe, or where the main character is tied to an odd gimmick that makes him/her special. It's like, I'm a 26 years-old man, I want to sit through a good story, not through stupid kiddy bullshit!

I almost only like shows that have a mostly serious tone, and that have absolutely no supernatural elements to them now.
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Post by: Gay Boy on November 22, 2007, 11:21:57 PM
anime sucks so fucking bad
:bow
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 23, 2007, 12:29:13 AM
if gay boy backs you, you know its all over.
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Post by: Gay Boy on November 23, 2007, 09:03:10 AM
if gay boy backs you, you know its all over.
It proves anime is just THAT shitty if Cajole and I can agree on it.
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Post by: Ichirou on November 23, 2007, 10:04:05 AM
Well, admittedly anime is distinctly lacking in the Disney princesses that Gay Boy loves so much.  A 20 meter mecha can't really compete with Ariel the mermaid or Princess Jasmine, lol
Title: Re: Gillo's Theorem: A simple formula to derive the quality of anime.
Post by: Gay Boy on November 23, 2007, 11:48:49 AM
Well, admittedly anime is distinctly lacking in the Disney princesses that Gay Boy loves so much.  A 20 meter mecha can't really compete with Ariel the mermaid or Princess Jasmine, lol
I oddly don't like the disney princess cartoon movies much lol. I havent seen a disney animated movie in YEARS but my favorites when I was young enough were more the stuff like Sword in the Stone and Robin Hood.
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Post by: Ichirou on November 23, 2007, 12:24:43 PM
The Black Cauldron was the shit.
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Post by: Gay Boy on November 23, 2007, 04:02:00 PM
I barely remember seeing that one, I doubt any of those I mentioned aged well to be honest.
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on November 23, 2007, 04:39:07 PM
rule of anime: no dickgirls, no sale  :hump
Bible Black fan in the house?  >:(