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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: xnikki118x on November 21, 2007, 02:41:17 AM

Title: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: xnikki118x on November 21, 2007, 02:41:17 AM
You need to click this link because there's a picture of the ad in question and everything.
http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=28200708005

Target: 'Dead Baby Giveaway' A Typo

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. (CAP) - Discount department store Target has apologized for an advertisement in a recent flier that offered to give away dead babies for just $5.99 with the purchase of $200 in merchandise. However, store executives said they are legally bound to honor the promotion.
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Himu on November 21, 2007, 02:42:14 AM
Ahahahaha
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2007, 02:43:31 AM
i will purchase the deplorable wii if target honors this agreement

can i pick the preferred race of my dead baby, and do i need to show up early so i don't get stuck with a mexican one
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Himu on November 21, 2007, 02:45:25 AM
but mupepe's mexican :( it could be an awesome dead baby
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Mandark on November 21, 2007, 02:45:43 AM
Kind of a poor man's Onion, that site.
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2007, 02:46:39 AM
way to dash my hopes, mandark. now i'm just gonna hafta go find a dead baby on my own. hope you can live with yourself!
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: bagofeyes on November 21, 2007, 02:47:34 AM
Is this joke based off some kind of real incident?
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: xnikki118x on November 21, 2007, 02:59:19 AM
DAMMIT. :( I knew the paragraph about teaming with abortion clinics was suspect but since it wasn't on The Onion, ugh. Well I'm the moron who only knows about one satire site on the internet.
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2007, 03:13:49 AM
don't worry, nikki, i didn't even click the link -- i'm that lame. here, let me comfort you with this dead mexican baby.
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2007, 10:20:36 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on November 21, 2007, 03:13:49 AM
don't worry, nikki, i didn't even click the link -- i'm that lame. here, let me comfort you with this dead mexican baby.
:(  that's our dead mexican baby
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2007, 11:44:24 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 21, 2007, 10:20:36 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on November 21, 2007, 03:13:49 AM
don't worry, nikki, i didn't even click the link -- i'm that lame. here, let me comfort you with this dead mexican baby.

:(  that's our dead mexican baby

I hear they go great with hollandaise sauce.
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2007, 11:53:02 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on November 21, 2007, 11:44:24 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 21, 2007, 10:20:36 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on November 21, 2007, 03:13:49 AM
don't worry, nikki, i didn't even click the link -- i'm that lame. here, let me comfort you with this dead mexican baby.

:(  that's our dead mexican baby

I hear they go great with hollandaise sauce.
You can't mix French and Mexican!
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2007, 12:32:07 PM
This is completely inappropriate humor!
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Barry Egan on November 21, 2007, 12:38:42 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 21, 2007, 11:53:02 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on November 21, 2007, 11:44:24 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 21, 2007, 10:20:36 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on November 21, 2007, 03:13:49 AM
don't worry, nikki, i didn't even click the link -- i'm that lame. here, let me comfort you with this dead mexican baby.

:(  that's our dead mexican baby

I hear they go great with hollandaise sauce.
You can't mix French and Mexican!

This is what I got when I put French-Mexican in to Google

NSFW

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/French_AIDS_posters.jpg)
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You can guess which one represents the Mexican pretty easy!
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2007, 12:41:37 PM
oh wtf  that's fucking bullshit
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Barry Egan on November 21, 2007, 02:03:30 PM
NOMNOMNOM
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Tauntaun on November 21, 2007, 02:05:49 PM
dead babies :rofl
Title: Re: dead babies for sale at target lulz
Post by: Candyflip on November 21, 2007, 04:04:25 PM
Quote from: xnikki118x on November 21, 2007, 02:41:17 AM
However, store executives said they are legally bound to honor the promotion.
What the fuck is wrong with this world? :lol