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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2006, 05:06:26 PM

Title: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2006, 05:06:26 PM: ... past couple of days, I've been eating nothing until sundown and drinking a cappucino and a cup of coffee during the day. Now I kind of feel like I got off a rollercoaster each afternoon.

I'm going to miss you guys!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 17, 2006, 05:07:30 PM: Yeah thats sorta how I live. If you drink enough coffee and eat almost nothing you start feeling empty inside and disconnected, its weird.
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Post by: Prost on October 17, 2006, 05:09:59 PM: wow i was so fucking right, he's trying to lose weight to the extreme now!
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 17, 2006, 05:10:12 PM: Diablos is waiting for the time to strike.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2006, 05:10:14 PM: Now I know what it's like to be a Cylon.
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2006, 05:11:36 PM: Quote from: Prost on October 17, 2006, 05:09:59 PM
wow i was so fucking right, he's trying to lose weight to the extreme now!

Not really. I normally eat breakfast, but I've been so tired recently that I've begun sleeping in to the last minute and don't have time to eat, nor have the money to buy food on the way to work every day. Breakfast + Coffee is my normal all day regimen, now it's just coffee.
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 17, 2006, 05:11:44 PM: The diet that worked for me is lots of water and protien.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 17, 2006, 05:15:29 PM: lolz c u in hel
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2006, 05:16:24 PM: :lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2006, 05:20:46 PM: In other words Crystal told you to lose the weight or no more poon
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2006, 05:21:35 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2006, 05:20:46 PM
In other words Crystal told you to lose the weight or no more poon

She doesn't know about this. I am pretty sure if she reads this, she'll condemn it outright and tell me I'm stupid in public. She thinks I already don't eat regularly as is!
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 17, 2006, 05:22:37 PM: :punch OMG WILLCO U SO STUPID NO POON TONITE...

...yeah, you're fucked.
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: TVC15 on October 17, 2006, 05:23:06 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 17, 2006, 05:21:35 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2006, 05:20:46 PM
In other words Crystal told you to lose the weight or no more poon

She doesn't know about this. I am pretty sure if she reads this, she'll condemn it outright and tell me I'm stupid in public. She thinks I already don't eat regularly as is!

She thinks you don't eat regularly and her answer is to shove fowl feet in your maw?
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2006, 05:24:53 PM: Quote from: TVC 15
She thinks you don't eat regularly and her answer is to shove fowl feet in your maw?

Huh?

She did send me home with a variety of Chinese snacks and what not last time.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 17, 2006, 05:26:00 PM: This thread does not deliver. :wag
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 17, 2006, 05:27:01 PM: True. :'(
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2006, 05:28:14 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 17, 2006, 05:26:00 PM
This thread does not deliver. :wag

:lol

You going to spend Halloween with me if I'm in San Diego, Corny?
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: Mupepe on October 17, 2006, 05:30:04 PM: I've been eating a lot of Taco Bell because I've been working a lot and it's the only close thing. (Besides Jack in the Box, but I refuse to eat there after a food poisoning incident.)
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 17, 2006, 05:30:41 PM: I have a youngin' that will be heartbroken if I don't take her trick or treatin'. But I'd love to visit with you the day before or the day after!
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 17, 2006, 05:31:50 PM: TOO MUCH TACO BELL IS NEVER A BAD THING!

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/81/200px-News-batbegins4-1.jpg)

"Nevah!"
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2006, 05:32:57 PM: Let me see how work shakes out. I'll be taking the Metrolink down that night after work (family lives around San Marcos), and I don't know if I'm taking the next day off or going straight back to work the next morning.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 17, 2006, 05:38:12 PM: San Marcos, eh? Real swass Fry's up there.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 17, 2006, 05:47:45 PM: Taco Bell rocks again because the Cheesy Gordita is BACK!

for a limited time only :(
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: Mupepe on October 17, 2006, 05:50:04 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 17, 2006, 05:47:45 PM
Taco Bell rocks again because the Cheesy Gordita is BACK!
for a limited time only :(
It never left the taco bell near my house. You could ask for it and they would still make it.

Here is my typical order for a 12 hour work day. It works as lunch and dinner.

1 Nacho Cheese Chalupa
3 Bean Burritos
-Onion
1 Soft Taco

DELICIOUS! And less than 5 dollars to boot. Taco Bell is the one fast food restaurant I have not gotten tired of. And I eat it way too much.
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 17, 2006, 05:50:39 PM: AROUND THESE PARTS, THE 'DITA NEVER LEFT!

:pimp :punch :pimp :punch
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: brawndolicious on October 17, 2006, 05:54:10 PM: I just save the huge cups and reuse them. There's no Taco Bell within walking distance so this actually works out pretty well.

I mean that's not classy but...
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 17, 2006, 05:54:40 PM: Cheesy Gordita is like the food they would make me if they were able to test your DNA to find your favorite food.
Title: Re: I think I'm killing myself...
Post by: Mupepe on October 17, 2006, 06:12:59 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 17, 2006, 05:54:40 PM
Cheesy Gordita is like the food they would make me if they were able to test your DNA to find your favorite food.
Not me, it's the bean burrito with no onions and add in one packet of hot sauce and one packet of mild sauce. PERFECT.

Quote from: am nintenho on October 17, 2006, 05:54:10 PM
I just save the huge cups and reuse them. There's no Taco Bell within walking distance so this actually works out pretty well.

I mean that's not classy but...
I have one that I keep at work because they're so gigantic.

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 17, 2006, 05:50:39 PM
AROUND THESE PARTS, THE 'DITA NEVER LEFT!

:pimp :punch :pimp :punch
:pimp

I've heard people complain about the "beef" in the soft tacos, but they're fucking delicious. So flavorful. I always buy the flavor packets at the store whenever I decide to make tacos at home.
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Post by: Bacon on October 17, 2006, 08:01:13 PM: He's probably fasting because he's a filthy jew.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2006, 08:06:35 PM: CHALUPA